I've finally saved up, and bought a new TV !!! (VID)
 

It already has some cool 'EXTRAS' !

What d'yah think? Am I living the DREAM or what??? Woot Woot!!! :thumbsup

i cannot afford a parrot

Me neither, but thank god I can afford cleaning products for my place :upsidedow

If that were my flat I'd be wanting to know what roast parrot tastes like.

Parrots mimic their owners, were you shitting on the back of the couch?

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what language is that??

wee bit of...

How can people live like that? I don't feel right if I see a fingerprint on my stainless steel fridge. I can't imagine having my house filled with bird feces.

First thing to go - The bird.

northern

nice tv.

silly birdy pooped on the tv :1orglaugh

You'll record anything and put it on the internet....

Cheeky git! I spent ages cleaning up my penthouse before I made the video.... You should have seen it before!

I thought you were joking so I put my skills learned from watching CSI
and paused the video at the 0:56 mark to match your avatar to the picture on the TV
but apparently you can't afford your own reflection.

No, I just used to take a dump behind the telly myself... So much easier than going all the way to the bathroom...

For a while, I used to just poo where I sat, on the sofa, but I kept getting stuck to it, and unable to get up :(

Wow that place was a dump!

With a place as filthy as that, bird shit is likely the least of your problems.

Nice place :) Dident know u lived up north and were jobless :winkwink:

And now I see why I have you on ignore.

I thought he was American.

No he lives in the UK now, but was in the US

Eww disgusting

Who am I to judge??

Here I am in the UK at XBiz...

Well how fucking ghetto is that? My fucking bathroom is bigger than that room.

That ROOM IS my bathroom! :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

LoL :1orglaugh

The straw on the Stella Artois is unsettling ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I can fuck you up the ass la, la, la, la, laalalal

Hahaha

Cool parrot! :)

Now thats funny LOL