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13 Things PMS Stands For
and all 13 are Pre-Midlife Stress
men will never admit they have:


1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3.. Perpetual Munching Spree

4... Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Slobbering

8. Pisser May or May-not Surface (as needed)

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pitiful Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Mentality Sucks

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favoriteone :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

You've obviously met my wife...

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