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TangibleAsset 09-19-2011 08:28 PM

If you hacked a $XX,XXX,XXX companys website
 
What would you do if you hacked a site, uploaded a shell, rooted a box, and found out that the server hosts a very popular website that is also a publicly traded company and makes multimillions? Speaking strictly hypothetically, of course.. You have root access, you can do anything. What would you do? Tell them? Attempt to monetize somehow? :pimp

porno jew 09-19-2011 08:31 PM

thread forwarded to internet cyber crimes division.

MrBottomTooth 09-19-2011 08:31 PM

I'd brag about it on Facebook.

TangibleAsset 09-19-2011 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TangibleAsset (Post 18438488)
Speaking strictly hypothetically, of course

This is strictly a hypothetical situation. If I hacked a multimillion dollar site I wouldn't be posting about it on GFY it's just an interesting discussion prompt for webmasters.

Brent 3dSexCash 09-19-2011 08:36 PM

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Chris 09-19-2011 08:38 PM

dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

TangibleAsset 09-19-2011 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18438501)
dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

Haha nah. What was your username on DG?

Chris 09-19-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TangibleAsset (Post 18438542)
Haha nah. What was your username on DG?

id take a wild guess and say its chris ;x

babymaker 09-19-2011 09:26 PM

Hopefully its facebook and u can blow the server up and rid the net of that fucking site :D

raymor 09-19-2011 09:29 PM

Get the hell out of there. You don't know who is watching you at the switch.

AdultKing 09-19-2011 09:39 PM

The police raid never comes until the investigation is over, enjoy thr 6am knock on the door :)

BIGTYMER 09-19-2011 09:40 PM

Thread forwarded to the FBI.

DaddyHalbucks 09-19-2011 10:26 PM

I'd guess I get a potentially very lucrative opportunity to commit a crime on the average of once per year.

I turn them all down.

TangibleAsset 09-19-2011 10:31 PM

Okay well how about this.. If you were the hacker, would you report said server r00t to avoid possible legal repercussions?

porno jew 09-19-2011 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TangibleAsset (Post 18438654)
Okay well how about this.. If you were the hacker, would you report said server r00t to avoid possible legal repercussions?

too late now sorry. i recommend moving to costa rica asap.

TangibleAsset 09-19-2011 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18438657)
too late now sorry. i recommend moving to costa rica asap.

I thought Columbia was the place to run to as an adult webmaster? haha

HighlyIntoxicated 09-19-2011 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18438501)
dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

what happened to dg?

dynastoned 09-20-2011 01:16 AM

if you had access to that type of data and couldn't figure out how to monetize it then just do yourself a favor and jump off the nearest building.

Emil 09-20-2011 01:35 AM

I wouldn't do shit. Maybe tell them about the securityhole.
Fucking idiot.

cooldude7 09-20-2011 01:38 AM

tell them, about their bug.,

and say sorry.

chickahoona 09-20-2011 05:54 AM

make a dickpick and pack it on the index!
(yeah i just watched the newest episode of BMS :) )

biskoppen 09-20-2011 05:59 AM

Y o u a r e g o i n g d o w n o n t h i s o n e

Muhahaha

~Ray 09-20-2011 05:59 AM

monetize? you mean extort money from them?

ladida 09-20-2011 07:18 AM

There's not a single company that big that "shares host" with someone else.

Nautilus 09-20-2011 07:20 AM

If you did that delete all traces and forget about it as if it never happened and hope nobody finds out, that's the best possible advice for a strictly hypothetical situation like this.

If you are going to try to "monetize" it, they'll catch you and throw into one of those private prisons that will be monetizing your sorry ass for the next 10 years or so. I heard they're good at it.

Grapesoda 09-20-2011 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18438492)
I'd brag about it on Facebook.

yep and shoot vid of the monitor and put it on youtube while bragging about it...

Phoenix 09-20-2011 07:33 AM

i wouldn't hack a company's website in the first place.
if i were you, id dump your system and forget about them.

or you could blackmail them into paying you money.
then you can enjoy playing tag with Secret Service or homeland security or some private investigator.
goodtimes

seeandsee 09-20-2011 07:46 AM

i would put my adress and contact info, and asked them to call me for some security tips :)

marketsmart 09-20-2011 08:25 AM

i'd hang upside down in the closet and jack off and spray my face with my own jizz....





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_Lush_ 09-20-2011 10:34 AM

what is this hypothetical big website doing on a virtual host?

halfpint 09-20-2011 10:43 AM

post it all over pastebin for a lols


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