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$5 submissions 09-12-2011 02:14 PM

American Legal System at its Best
 
Overweight White Castle customer sues this iconic burger joint because he's too fat for their tables?

Source: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/w...bud5aMhaxD3 J

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A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.

All stockbroker Martin Kessman wants is a place at the table. But when the 64-year-old walked into the White Castle in Nanuet back in April 2009 for his usual No. 2 combo meal, he got an unpleasant surprise.

?They?re stationary booths,? he told The Post. ?I?m not humongous, [but] I?m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.?

Emil 09-12-2011 02:16 PM

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011...C--300x300.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's the biggest problem he got?

$5 submissions 09-12-2011 02:19 PM

I wonder if America would be better or worse off if it didn't have as many lawsuits...

What's your guess?

idtapdat 09-12-2011 02:21 PM

lol im sure type 2 isn't far behind

JamesGw 09-12-2011 02:23 PM

If they make the seats bigger, I'ma sue because I'm not a fatass and should be able to sit comfortably without having to lean over!

Yeaaaaaaaah.

MaDalton 09-12-2011 02:25 PM

no comment

Jon Oso 09-12-2011 02:28 PM

I weigh about the same as that guy and I am not anywhere near that big. That is just disgusting.

Dvae 09-12-2011 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18422346)
I wonder if America would be better or worse off if it didn't have as many lawsuits...

What's your guess?

The cost of healthcare would be cut in half or close to it.

$5 submissions 09-12-2011 03:58 PM

Equal protection for self-inflicted conditions?

Brujah 09-12-2011 04:05 PM

"Civil lawsuits cost the US economy over 200 billion dollars per year! According to the US Federal News, every taxpayer in the US is now paying a “lawsuit tax” of around $700 – $800 per year. "

alias 09-12-2011 04:13 PM

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$5 submissions 09-12-2011 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 18422562)
"Civil lawsuits cost the US economy over 200 billion dollars per year! According to the US Federal News, every taxpayer in the US is now paying a ?lawsuit tax? of around $700 ? $800 per year. "

Plus,it did wonders for the healthcare system :Oh crap "Defensive medicine" = pushing up premiums since the 60s.

thickcash_amo 09-12-2011 05:13 PM

lol just when you think you've heard it all

helterskelter808 09-12-2011 05:15 PM

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GatorB 09-12-2011 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18422346)
I wonder if America would be better or worse off if it didn't have as many lawsuits...

What's your guess?

worse. Anyone that advocate LESS fredoom needs to GTFO of the US.

SuckOnThis 09-12-2011 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 18422554)
The cost of healthcare would be cut in half or close to it.


Sean Hannity's been lying to ya. Lawsuits only make up 1% - 2% of the nations total health care bill.

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine...8030880703.htm

GatorB 09-12-2011 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18423057)
Sean Hannity's been lying to ya. Lawsuits only make up 1% - 2% of the nations total health care bill.

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine...8030880703.htm

And let's not forget most of those lawsuit are legit. I love how people think that doctors and hospitals who fuck up shouldn't have to pay. Idiots ike Hannity should have one of ther loved one be butchered or killed by a doctor who is incompeteant or high or whatever THEN they'll learn.

The Heron 09-12-2011 09:24 PM

Yea he could have pulled up a seperate chair and lived in peace. You have to make 'reasonable' accomodations, not fucking cater to every tard that wanders in. and the poor baby hit his knee on the metal post, next he'll want maglev tables to avoid injuring his knees

ShellyCrash 09-12-2011 09:35 PM

I knew a guy in high school who got stuck in a booth at McDonalds. No joke the fire department and the paramedics came and they had to use something like the jaws of life to free the kid.

He didn't sue. He pretty much stayed fat, became a tattoo artist and does appearences at conventions as "Fat Von D". I guess if you can't beat em', join em, or something like that.

DBS.US 09-12-2011 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 18423098)
I knew a guy in high school who got stuck in a booth at McDonalds. No joke the fire department and the paramedics came and they had to use something like the jaws of life to free the kid.

He didn't sue. He pretty much stayed fat, became a tattoo artist and does appearences at conventions as "Fat Von D". I guess if you can't beat em', join em, or something like that.

http://www.prickmag.net/bigfatvond3.jpg

ShellyCrash 09-12-2011 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 18423106)

That would be him... :1orglaugh


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