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Bird 09-11-2011 12:28 PM

Al-qaeda don't dial 9-1-1
 
In your country what number do you dial.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_telephone_number

Jon Oso 09-11-2011 12:39 PM

Seems majority of the numbers are 112 for police. Leave it to America to have something completely different.

Scott McD 09-11-2011 12:41 PM

999



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ottopottomouse 09-11-2011 12:43 PM

999 if it's an emergency and you want someone to turn up next week.

theres also a non emergency number but I have no idea what that is.

papill0n 09-11-2011 12:43 PM

I dialed 911 a long time ago

dont you see how late theyre reactin ?

they only come and they come when they wanna

so get the morgue truck and embalm the goner!

helterskelter808 09-11-2011 12:46 PM

As said in another thread:

Afghanistan: 119

11/9 is how the rest of the world writes September 11. ;)

Double trouble 09-11-2011 12:46 PM

192 :upsidedow

Ron Bennett 09-11-2011 01:12 PM

The Stone Cutters dial 912 - an obligatory Simpsons' reference.

Ron

borked 09-11-2011 01:14 PM

17 here, go figure

wehateporn 09-11-2011 01:18 PM

Emergency Phone Numbers = NWO Attack Dates

911 New York - Tuesday 11th September 2001
311 Madrid Bombing - Thursday 11th March 2004
77 London Bombing - Thursday 7th July 2005
112 Haiti Earthquake - Tuesday 12th January 2010
311 Japan Tsunami - Friday 11th March 2011

911 is the US emergency helpline
311 is the US urgent helpline (non life threatening incidents)
77 In many states #77 gets you through directly to police
112 European Emergency Number

Here's Bush Senior's NWO Speech on September 11th 1990


ottopottomouse 09-11-2011 01:26 PM

Don't worry, nurse will come round and mop the dribble off your chin soon.

AdultKing 09-11-2011 01:30 PM

000 here

wehateporn 09-11-2011 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18419653)
Don't worry, nurse will come round and mop the dribble off your chin soon.


:1orglaugh

Antonio 09-11-2011 02:15 PM

112 for the whole EU I think

wehateporn 09-11-2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 18419722)
112 for the whole EU I think

This is correct :thumbsup

scottybuzz 09-11-2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18419726)
This is correct :thumbsup

no its not.
last i check england was in the EU and we use 999


its strange because these numbers were created when phones were like this:

http://neoneocon.com/wp-content/uplo.../telephone.jpg

and 999 is going to take the longest to dial. Not really helpful in an emergency.

baddog 09-11-2011 06:43 PM

If they are in the EU, why don't they use the Euro?

drmadcat 09-11-2011 06:48 PM

was 999 now its 000

ottopottomouse 09-12-2011 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18420090)
no its not.
last i check england was in the EU and we use 999


its strange because these numbers were created when phones were like this:

http://neoneocon.com/wp-content/uplo.../telephone.jpg

and 999 is going to take the longest to dial. Not really helpful in an emergency.

That was to stop people doing it 'by mistake'.

wehateporn 09-12-2011 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18420090)
no its not.
last i check england was in the EU and we use 999

A quick check in Google will tell you that 112 works in any EU country :thumbsup

http://ec.europa.eu/information_soci...2/index_en.htm

Brits all have 999 drilled into their minds, but when Poles etc come here they'd be more likely to go for 112

CurrentlySober 09-12-2011 04:04 AM

I Dial 9 - 1 - POO..


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