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biskoppen 09-09-2011 02:28 PM

Holy shit, 3.6% of the chinese population commits suicide every year..
 
New choktal show that the number of Chinese people who commit suicide are extremely high. The entire 287,000 Chinese people each year commit suicide, writes English.news.cn .

http://translate.google.com/translat...cle1617464.ece

JamesGw 09-09-2011 02:34 PM

I think that'd be .036, not 3.6. Just sayin'.

In fact, .036 isn't correct either. Idk where they got those numbers from.

Correct number is .022%

digitalfantasies 09-09-2011 02:38 PM

so they are winning this game, well not if you ask me! Come on people! we can deliver such impressive numbers too if we join forces... on the count of 3...


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biskoppen 09-09-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesGw (Post 18415683)
I think that'd be .036, not 3.6. Just sayin'.

In fact, .036 isn't correct either. Idk where they got those numbers from.

Correct number is .022%

Yeah, I also found the number sounding very strange to begin with.. going to figure out what is going on in that article

biskoppen 09-09-2011 02:46 PM

It's the stupid danish journalist who translated the original article wrong.. its 3.6% of the anual deaths which is suicides... doh :)

xNetworx 09-09-2011 04:10 PM

:1orglaugh STATS FAIL

My Pimp 09-09-2011 05:14 PM

3,6 percent are not 287,000 Chinese people

L-Pink 09-09-2011 05:17 PM

I think we need an oriental to do the math.

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papill0n 09-09-2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18416170)
I think we need an oriental to do the math.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh niiiiceee

ilnjscb 09-09-2011 07:20 PM

wikipedia says Denmark's suicide rate is actually higher, though by this guy's math China has 66% more suicides.

He says "the number is 400 times ours" well their population is 240 times yours drama turd.

blackwater 09-09-2011 07:30 PM

Another week like this week and the UK will have one more. Would do it this week but that will probably fuck up as well.

blackmonsters 09-09-2011 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18415673)
New choktal show that the number of Chinese people who commit suicide are extremely high. The entire 287,000 Chinese people each year commit suicide, writes English.news.cn .

http://translate.google.com/translat...cle1617464.ece


Well, they have to eat at their restaurants every day. What would you do?

Spunky 09-09-2011 11:07 PM

Don't they pump out that in a week?

tiger 09-09-2011 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StripperCash (Post 18416030)
:1orglaugh STATS FAIL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

core_dump 09-09-2011 11:37 PM

If I was Chinese and had to look at myself naked each day I'd probably contemplate suicide too.

GatorB 09-09-2011 11:44 PM

3.6% is 54 MILLION not 287,000

Scott McD 09-10-2011 05:34 AM

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_1237625c.jpg

MaDalton 09-10-2011 05:48 AM

real suicides or "suicides"...?

seeandsee 09-10-2011 05:51 AM

stats newbie

BlackCrayon 09-10-2011 06:06 AM

there is too many of them anyways.

BIGTYMER 09-10-2011 06:20 AM

Well we need them to make my iPhone.

bronco67 09-10-2011 07:23 AM

You'd kill yourself too if you had to eat with those fucking stupid sticks.

Oracle Porn 09-10-2011 07:45 AM

If it was 3.6% china would of been empty in a few years tops.

margarita 09-10-2011 07:46 AM

3.6% would be almost 1/3 of population after 10 years! :)

Antonio 09-10-2011 07:49 AM

0.021% - just finished counted all the chinese people, so my number is correct

CyberHustler 09-10-2011 08:00 AM

Life must suck in China

ajrocks 09-10-2011 11:03 AM

Sweet and sour sauce can cause depression.

DBS.US 09-10-2011 02:02 PM

All worked for Apple

Overload 09-10-2011 07:17 PM

never trust stats except you faked them yourself ... cite of my politics teacher from way back then ... in early 80s ;)


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