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Paul Markham 09-04-2011 03:07 AM

My new Ebook and old fiction.
 
Before we went on holiday I decided to get an Ebook, to have a few stories to read when it was too hot to go out.

Bought a Prestigio, the shop selling Kindle was closed and I thought, wrongly, any Ebook could download Kindle books. It came with some free stories, Alice In Wonderland, Agatha Christie, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, etc.

Got to read them a little before I bothered to download more moder stuff and found them so good, I don't think I'll be reading much else for a long time. Just well written, gripping and not like the pulp fiction of today.

If you get a chance, try them. Found Dickens a bit over descriptive, but going to give him another bash soon. Same goes for Shakespeare.

Paul Markham 09-04-2011 04:09 AM

Off to read The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Gripping stuff. LOL

CurrentlySober 09-04-2011 04:45 AM

i cant afford to dig up a time capsule ebook...

My Pimp 09-04-2011 06:57 AM

This is a great advice .

CaptainHowdy 09-04-2011 07:10 AM

It's true, old people regress to childhood readings ...

TheSquealer 09-04-2011 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18402641)
It's true, old people regress to childhood readings ...

I think he's just happy to still be able to make out words and sentences as he faces his rapidly advancing delirium. At least he wants others to believe that's the case.

Grapesoda 09-04-2011 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18402436)

If you get a chance, try them. Found Dickens a bit over descriptive, but going to give him another bash soon. Same goes for Shakespeare.

those guys got paid by the word

Paul Markham 09-04-2011 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by My Pimp (Post 18402629)
This is a great advice .

Thank you.

Takes a better knowledge of English than most here think. They often use lots of long words. So not for them.

I tried to read Aesop's Fables to my 9 years old, was continually explaining what words meant. But she likes them.

Good one about the Wolf and the Lamb.

Quote:

The Wolf and the Lamb

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him: "Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."

Moral - The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
Put me in mind of people like Gideon. Change Tyrant and Tyranny for Pirate and Piracy.

DarkJedi 09-04-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18402436)
Before we went on holiday I decided to get an Ebook, to have a few stories to read when it was too hot to go out.

Bought a Prestigio, the shop selling Kindle was closed and I thought, wrongly, any Ebook could download Kindle books. It came with some free stories, Alice In Wonderland, Agatha Christie, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, etc.

Got to read them a little before I bothered to download more moder stuff and found them so good, I don't think I'll be reading much else for a long time. Just well written, gripping and not like the pulp fiction of today.

If you get a chance, try them. Found Dickens a bit over descriptive, but going to give him another bash soon. Same goes for Shakespeare.


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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18402476)
Off to read The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Gripping stuff. LOL


Hey gramps, this board is not your personal blog.

Go tweet elsewhere, asshole.

Jack Sparrow 09-04-2011 09:31 AM

And we should care because?

Isnt there someone else in REAL life you can blabber to? Or does everyone ignore you?

papill0n 09-04-2011 01:02 PM

its called an ereader moron

you use an ereader to read ebooks

ironically you write this shit in amongst telling everyone how stupid they are

moron

porno jew 09-04-2011 01:32 PM

buy this one for eva. high recommended. http://www.amazon.com/When-Your-Love.../dp/0801881145

lacuna 09-04-2011 01:38 PM

There are some very cool eBooks published under Project Gutenberg. I've downloaded Grimms Fairy Stories, Aesop, and others to read to the kids. Reading on the iPad, there's the added benefit of being able to read to the kids in the dark! :thumbsup

Paul Markham 09-04-2011 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18402807)
And we should care because?

Isnt there someone else in REAL life you can blabber to? Or does everyone ignore you?

You cared enough to open the thread and post.

So you don't ignore me. Thanks for the bump, again. :thumbsup

Jakez 09-04-2011 03:31 PM

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harvey 09-04-2011 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18403278)

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B.Barnato 09-04-2011 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18402436)
Before we went on holiday I decided to get an Ebook, to have a few stories to read when it was too hot to go out.

Bought a Prestigio, the shop selling Kindle was closed and I thought, wrongly, any Ebook could download Kindle books. It came with some free stories, Alice In Wonderland, Agatha Christie, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, etc.

Got to read them a little before I bothered to download more moder stuff and found them so good, I don't think I'll be reading much else for a long time. Just well written, gripping and not like the pulp fiction of today.

If you get a chance, try them. Found Dickens a bit over descriptive, but going to give him another bash soon. Same goes for Shakespeare.



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lagcam 09-05-2011 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18402436)
Found Dickens a bit over descriptive, but going to give him another bash soon. Same goes for Shakespeare.

That is a bit harsh. I am not aware that they ever said anything bad about your work.

Paul Markham 09-05-2011 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lacuna (Post 18403142)
There are some very cool eBooks published under Project Gutenberg. I've downloaded Grimms Fairy Stories, Aesop, and others to read to the kids. Reading on the iPad, there's the added benefit of being able to read to the kids in the dark! :thumbsup

Thanks for the tip.

L-Pink 09-05-2011 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18403278)

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