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D Ghost 09-03-2011 11:54 PM

Dude breaks into woman's home to suck her blood, ands claims he's 500 yr old vampire
 
:1orglaugh

Quote:

(Reuters) - The arrest of an American man who broke into a woman's house and tried to suck her blood over the weekend has sparked discussion about the impact of vampire books and movies on youth culture.

Whether pop culture played a role in the attack remains to be seen, as 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley awaits a psychiatric evaluation in jail on burglary charges in Galveston, Texas.

Found growling and hissing in a parking lot and wearing only boxer shorts, the pierced and tattooed Bensley claimed he was a 500-year-old vampire who needed to "feed," Galveston Police Capt. Jeff Heyse said.

Vampires have been a focal point of literature since Bram Stoker's 1897 novel, "Dracula". But fascination, particularly among young people, has peaked in recent years with the popularity of the "Twilight" books about teenage vampires and the television series, "True Blood."

"I think the vampire is a metaphor for the outsider and the predator in all of us," said author Anne Rice, whose Vampire Chronicles series has captured the imaginations of horror fans since the 1970s.

"We're all conscious at times of being alone, of being alienated, of being a secret self that fears exposure to the judgments of others. So we feel like vampires," she told Reuters.

Bensley is now being held in the Galveston County Jail on a $40,000 bond for home burglary with intent to commit a felony.

The woman, who lived near Bensley and did not know him, escaped the attack unharmed, Heyse said.

Kevin Petroff, chief of the Galveston County District Attorney's office, told Reuters no defense attorney has been appointed to date, and if Bensley had hired a lawyer privately, no notice had been filed.
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Cont'd: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...77H3VL20110818

Now the media will be the vampires they are; looking to blame this one isolated incident on "vampire pop culture"

SomeCreep 09-04-2011 12:20 AM

Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

anexsia 09-04-2011 12:24 AM

Juicy?????

Socks 09-04-2011 12:33 AM

How to know for sure he wasn't a real vampire:

The woman escaped the attack unharmed.

D Ghost 09-04-2011 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

Yeah they just have witch doctors that do magic there... :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-04-2011 12:44 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-vCeJd1Av...atandLouis.jpghttp://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-co...%20Bensley.jpg

:eatme :helpme

ADG

My Pimp 09-04-2011 01:51 AM

There will always be people that believe they are werwolves or vampires .

Grapesoda 09-04-2011 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

in africa they claim the other guys are vampires and light them on fiire

V_RocKs 09-04-2011 07:45 AM

kind of sexy

Chosen 09-04-2011 07:55 AM

Some people have no brains...

seeandsee 09-04-2011 08:15 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yQAPUhifzV...0/Vampire5.jpg

cherrylula 09-04-2011 08:16 AM

Why did I know this was in Texas before I even clicked? LOL yep. Texas.

ottopottomouse 09-04-2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

Asasabonsam

It's not a thing a person claims to be there as the concept of a vampire in Africa is something wild to blame bad things on rather than create a Victorian horror story character to scare people.

John-ACWM 09-04-2011 10:44 AM

'who wants to live foreveeeer...'

Markul 09-04-2011 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OneWhoKnows 09-04-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 18402301)
Found growling and hissing in a parking lot and wearing only boxer shorts, the pierced and tattooed Bensley claimed he was a 500-year-old vampire who needed to "feed," Galveston Police Capt. Jeff Heyse said.

Ok, hands down. What did that guy take and most important where the hell can I get that shit? :1orglaugh

RyuLion 09-04-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18402336)
Juicy?????

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

D Ghost 09-04-2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneWhoKnows (Post 18403175)
Ok, hands down. What did that guy take and most important where the hell can I get that shit? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

mamaliga 09-04-2011 04:20 PM

ahahaha
what a fucking moron

thickcash_amo 09-04-2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.


HAHA I hadn't thought of that, but I guess you're right

Spunky 09-04-2011 07:21 PM

He must have been hopped up on that reefer

SleazyDream 09-05-2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 18402334)
Ever notice how no one ever claims to be a vampire in Africa? Throw a little aids into the picture and vampires seem to just disappear.

buuuhahahahahahahaha


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