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2MuchMark 09-02-2011 06:15 PM

Republican Michele Bachmann wants to drill for oil in the FL Everglades. Sally Rand, WTF?
 


I am seriously fed up with this batshit crazy dimwit, and almost every other republican politician out there.

Quote:

Shrill caustic harpie Michele Bachmann is so excited to destroy any rare ecosystem at all with her maniacal dream of drilling gaping holes into the country?s environmental preserves that she (predictably) forgot to check her Everglades National Park treasure map to see whether there was actually any oil buried under her latest senseless target to justify the pretext.

Whose fault is that? The terrible godless scientists, as usual. University of South Florida geologist Dr. Albert Hine notes, ?There is no known evidence that there is a significant hydrocarbon deposit beneath the Everglades.? To which Michele said: ?The radical environmentalists put up one road block after another to prevent accessing American energy.? Just because there isn?t any oil there doesn?t mean Michelle Bachmann can?t drill for oil there. God told her to!

Michele?s randomly constructed rationale for the proposed desecration of God?s remaining beautiful wild spaces is ironically the argument that God hid oil under the Everglades so Michele could rip it out.
From:
http://wonkette.com/452337/dim-miche...hat-isnt-there


Sally Rand: Please explain this fucking idiot to me and at the same time, explain why she isn't being punched in the face repeatedly for her endless psycho talk. Tell me you would seriously vote for this dimwit.


And from this article:
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/polit...ida-everglades

Quote:


Aside from her previously stated goal to abolish the Environmental Protection Agency, now she wants to drill for oil in the Florida Everglades.

Speaking in Sarasota on Sunday, Bachmann said we must drill for oil wherever it might be.


So tell me Sally Rand, does this freak have your vote?

epitome 09-02-2011 06:32 PM

bump for answers.

not in my backyard!

Brujah 09-02-2011 06:46 PM

You just wait and see. The worlds largest oil deposits will be discovered in the Everglades and then you'll know Michelle really does have a line to God.

SallyRand 09-02-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18400483)


I am seriously fed up with this batshit crazy dimwit, and almost every other republican politician out there.



From:
http://wonkette.com/452337/dim-miche...hat-isnt-there


Sally Rand: Please explain this fucking idiot to me and at the same time, explain why she isn't being punched in the face repeatedly for her endless psycho talk. Tell me you would seriously vote for this dimwit.


And from this article:
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/polit...ida-everglades




So tell me Sally Rand, does this freak have your vote?

Why in the fuck are you asking me?

Why in the fuck would you think I would support her?

That woman is batshit crazy from the get-go!

Her husband, who is most likely a Closet Queen, runs a religion-based program to "cure" gays and gets federal money to pay for it!

Looks to me as the entire Bachmann family is a bunch of Goddamned NUTZ!

Take a look here and cast your votes!:

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows...ewsweek-covers

They ought to drill for oil up her ass!

TisMe 09-02-2011 07:30 PM

I think that Sally and Michelle share the same brain.

Stereo nonsense.

SallyRand 09-02-2011 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 18400559)
I think that Sally and Michelle share the same brain.

Stereo nonsense.

That's your problem.............you are trying to THINK but lack the required mechanisms.

Go Fuck Yourself!

TisMe 09-02-2011 07:47 PM

"mechanisms"

OK, who helped Sally with the big word?

Keep it to words you understand Sally, makes you look a little less foolish.

Not much mind you.

raymor 09-02-2011 08:43 PM

I guess that means you saw the August jobs numbers. You know the liberals are truly desperate when they have to start completely making up stuff about Bachman, as though the truth wasn't bad enough.

The truth is, Bush took back the drilling permits in the everglades in 2002. Companies HAVE wanted to drill there. Bachman had this to say about it:

"lf we can't responsibly access energy in the Everglades then we shouldn't do it ... No one wants to hurt or contaminate the earth. ... We don't want to harm our water, our ecosystems or the air. That is a minimum bar."

To take that response and claim "Bachman wants to drill in the everglades" wreaks of utter desperation on the part of those pushing four more years of the same failed policies.

Gouge 09-02-2011 09:24 PM

Barry keeps sliding in the job approval polls...no worries guys, check out what Michele Bachmann just said. Because thats what really matters right?

2MuchMark 09-02-2011 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 18400521)
Why in the fuck are you asking me?

Why in the fuck would you think I would support her?

That woman is batshit crazy from the get-go!

Her husband, who is most likely a Closet Queen, runs a religion-based program to "cure" gays and gets federal money to pay for it!

Looks to me as the entire Bachmann family is a bunch of Goddamned NUTZ!

Take a look here and cast your votes!:

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows...ewsweek-covers

They ought to drill for oil up her ass!


Aren't you a republican?

epitome 09-02-2011 10:08 PM

Saying Go Fuck Yourself on a board called Go Fuck Yourself kind of removes the insult.

digitaldivas 09-02-2011 10:16 PM

omfg, GUYS! put your hand over bachmann's face where you can only see her eyes. I swear to God, that's the creepiest thing I have seen in awhile! She really is bat shit crazy! :thumbsup

baddog 09-02-2011 10:17 PM

I love when Canadians like mark prince go out of their way to show how little they understand about the US political system. This is precisely why your opinion (prince) means shit. Stick to worrying about things in your own country.


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