GFY Peoples Choice Awards, FUNDRAISER for MEEEE !!!! step inside....
 

My election warchest is getting depleated:( I'm the darkhorse candidate in a couple of categories. Please help a fellow GFYer make good.

Dont let me stand all alone on awards night, with nothing to hold but my camera, crying in my beer, thinking of what it could of been. :waaaaahh

Fame, Fortune, the ability to fly the winners flag in my sig, the possibilities just boggle my mind!

Please, please, no more used panties, half filled condoms, fleshlights with no battries, free lifetime memberships to tube sites, got enough of those already.

What I need is something I can use to, shall we say, "make my fellow judges see the light" This could involve monitary contributions, sexual favours, both straight and gay, never know which way they swing:Oh crap Not here to judge:thumbsup

or as a last resort , just please VOTE FOR ME :thumbsup:thumbsup

Your contributions will be welcomed, your vote appreciated:drinkup:drinkup

nice, and where is the link? :)

I knew I'd be forgetting something in all this exitement:Oh crap Hang on, looking for my Epass addy

No link, no vote :D

In my slumber several weeks ago I had foreseen this very situation in my dreams. A tantalizing bright orb descended from the skies while I frolicked in the vibrant outdoors. As I gasped of amusement and awe, an angel cracketh the orb open and outright told me: "You shall vote for Sir JFK, the noble capturer of pixels, the venerable all-documenting cherub of every wanton knights!"... And so did she vanish into the outlandish scenery. When I woke up, I checked GFY on a 6-minutely basis - "oh boy, could it be? Have I been bequethen with the fate-encompassing ability to digitally scribe my icon? Can I joyfully display my devoted admiration and utmost respect to my buddy, JFK?".. But days passed without any sign of triumph.

But then, when my disconcerted simple self Almost began to give up hope and curse the skies, the announcement of GFY awards has been announced by Eric, thy proud keeper of our lewd display of some sort of a zoo. There was not a second to waste; without further hesitation, I visually scanned through all nominees and just the way soaring eagles break through gushing winds, I was hitting my optical mouse's left button, showing absolutely no mercy to its delicate mechanism.

And this is the story of how I voted for JFK.

Where are the bribery pictures?

GFY Webmaster of the Year

GFY Hallof Fame Award 2011

Ban Hammer Award

Since I did all the work should you win one or more I expect payment in 20-25 year old blondes with c+ cups during the Prague show :pimp


Note: I am in no way affiliate with JFK or any of his products and I already voted for someone else in one or more of the above categories

Voted the 1st day :thumbsup

working on them , back in a bit, someone shot thru my window, have to deal with the cops :disgust

wtf?????

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here you go, Vote for meeeeeeeee:winkwink:

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Why didn't you said before,i voted first day :)

and an excellent story it is :thumbsup

I voted for you Julius! I think that should put you in the top 5 for hall of famer :)

Thank You my Good man :thumbsup:thumbsup

You're like the Susan Lucci of GFY... :winkwink:

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ADG

YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS, The Thrill of Victory after 18 years of defeat:thumbsup :thumbsup I can smell it already ....... :fart oh waaaaitt.......:helpme

a shameful unabashed B U M P :Graucho

I already did last week, but feel free to get the favor back :winkwink:

OMFG, I did already used all my voting power.
but heh next year I will vote for you, I think

well, Fuck Yeah :thumbsup:thumbsup

an euro-morning bumppity bump for Jay Eff Kay :)