So I buy a new tooth brush and...
 

I am actually thinking about the gum massage I will receive in a bit the entire way home. Once I get home my old lady claims my new tooth brush...

Fuck me!

*makes whipping sounds*

Always buy 2 of everything bro... you cannot afford her to steal your last can of beer :winkwink:

Great thread. Will read again. A++

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This is a problem. You have to buy a second one.

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For someone that spends his life on gfy you would think he would come up with something better.

Sounds like you bought a small dildo ...

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I love new toothbrushes, a new one everyday would be on my list if I had to much money to spend.

Ohh man... So last week I take a nap. I wake up looking forward to sharing my tall can of beer with my beloved Eagles. The house smells fucking amazing. Someone has put some chicken in the crock pot. Fuck yeah! Going to be a good day!

Where's my beer? WTF? Where is my beer? Game just started... Need my fucking beer?

Why is my beer can in the fucking garbage? Jesus, what has happened?

She flavored the chicken with my tall can... says it worked out perfect because she usually needs to use 2 or 3, but that thing just filled it right the fuck up!

Ahhh no way lol!

Steak & ale pie tastes a treat too... at least with this recipe your lager wont get touched :thumbsup

It's a bummer indeed.

i'm british... what is a 'toothbrush' ?

I'm british and know what a toothbrush is, you must be one of those brits that were born with liquorice teeth.

I must admit, how often have you been in such a rush to get somewhere, you have a wash, dry, dressed, grab your bits, phone, keys, etc, jump in the car & think, oh crap........ :1orglaugh

Never... I wake up with morning mouth so as soon as I wake up I rush for my toothbrush:1orglaugh

Since no one else has said it...
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just steal it back. You've probably had your tongue in her asshole so it seems like stealing back your toothbrush after 1 use won't kill ya...

Here's a "smart" way to use your new brush: do it with your "weak" hand

Doctor told me one of the ways to "stay sharp" is to brush your teeth with the opposite hand (if you're right handed, brush with your left hand). The first attempts are not pretty and will likely be frustrating, but the process helps tie both sides of your brain together (creativity and analytics).

:)

That's pretty much just you Gary.

Most normal humans in the UK remember to brush their teeth.

Thanks for trying to join in the grown up chat though.

All apart from you, huh?

Have you not seen your teeth, maybe you brush but forget the toothpaste :1orglaugh

She did.

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