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baddog 08-24-2011 03:43 PM

Steve Jobs resigns
 
Just heard

Honez 08-24-2011 03:53 PM

Yeah, I just saw that too.

tony286 08-24-2011 03:55 PM

its sad, I think Mr. Jobs hasnt much time left. Cancer truly sucks.

JenniDahling 08-24-2011 03:56 PM

Hope he's okay. Any latest on his big C?

bronco67 08-24-2011 03:56 PM

Saw a good quote on the CNN comments:

"I guess we'll quickly learn the extent to which Apple is a great company and not a good company with a great leader. I wish Steve well!"

CYF 08-24-2011 03:57 PM

"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come,"

CYF 08-24-2011 03:59 PM

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/08/...tter-to-apple/

mineistaken 08-24-2011 04:03 PM

who will tell "its amazing x 200 times" brainwash speeches now?

porno jew 08-24-2011 04:18 PM

he never learned to be a human. sad.

NaughtyRob 08-24-2011 04:24 PM

In bad health. He should have resigned a few years ago.

Bladewire 08-24-2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18378183)
In bad health. He should have resigned a few years ago.

Greed , Power & Ego were obviously more important to him then his health & last remaining time alive on the planet :2 cents:

OH and in his resignation letter . . .

"I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee."

seems he still has a lesson he hasn't learned :(

V_RocKs 08-24-2011 04:33 PM

Goodbye!

tommy5tone 08-24-2011 04:34 PM

Poor guy... hope he is ok

Casanova 08-24-2011 08:04 PM

He will be missed by Apple and the world. A true visionary indeed

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-24-2011 08:42 PM

Think Different
 
Inevitable, yet still sad - what an incredible run...

http://windowtowallstreet.com/images...unders%202.jpg

http://www.etiole.com/wp-content/upl...nd_wozniak.jpg

http://cdn.macrumors.com/article/201...-macintosh.jpg

http://chimac.net/wp-content/uploads.../128625978.jpg

http://www.macstories.net/wp-content...obs-pixar.jpeg

http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/24/news...eketeer.03.jpg

Think different!

http://kunallodha.files.wordpress.co...teve-jobs1.jpg

I wish Steve Jobs all the best in his remaining days... :)

ADG

garce 08-24-2011 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casanova (Post 18378496)
He will be missed by Apple and the world. A true visionary indeed

You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

marlboroack 08-24-2011 09:05 PM

If he built a porn site, what niche would he choose?

woj 08-24-2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

don't hold back, tell us how you really feel... :upsidedow

NETbilling 08-24-2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

I take it you are a PC user ands probably have a droid phone? You sound pretty pissed off like many Windows users.

SomeCreep 08-24-2011 11:57 PM

Steve Jobs birthday should be a national holiday.

DamianJ 08-25-2011 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

Wow. Uptight much? Maybe if you had an OSX device you wouldn't be so annoyed?

nico-t 08-25-2011 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18378105)
Just heard

you have the scoop on gfy, congrats. That's why you jumped on here immediately to make a thread right?

calvinawe 08-25-2011 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18378577)
If he built a porn site, what niche would he choose?

minimalist b&w robot porn

DamianJ 08-25-2011 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calvinawe (Post 18378856)
minimalist b&w robot porn

fucking lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-25-2011 01:22 AM

This just in:

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...fb2a73af41.jpg

Oops... :error :helpme :Oh crap

ADG

Emil 08-25-2011 01:30 AM

Macs cause cancer. :/

seeandsee 08-25-2011 02:05 AM

Steve Jobs made his shareholders cry...

Harmon 08-25-2011 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...4x0ko1_500.jpg

PornDude 08-25-2011 02:38 AM

There goes the value again :)

Chosen 08-25-2011 03:18 AM

All the best to him...

pornguy 08-25-2011 04:18 AM

Hope he has a few more years in him.

Bladewire 08-25-2011 05:02 AM

I own both Microsoft & Apple products :thumbsup

http://lh5.ggpht.com/__yGAwoTVvQg/S1...nds%5B3%5D.png

:warning both corporations are quite greedy, and evil, in some ways

http://wwwery.com/wp-content/uploads...ll-Gates11.jpg

HerPimp 08-25-2011 05:03 AM

apple is fucked without him

Bladewire 08-25-2011 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HerPimp (Post 18379144)
apple is fucked without him

I don't think so. There's always a controlling manipulative douche willing to take reigns.

Speaking of which Mark Zuckerburg just posted this message to Steve Jobs in response to his resignation:

http://img.facebooknoticias.com/wp-c...bergThanks.jpg

DateDoc 08-25-2011 05:13 AM

He's had a good run and so have his shareholders. Apple stock is up 9020% since he came back to Apple in 1997. The stock will get dinged today but Apple isn't going anywhere. Today or tomorrow is probably a good day to buy Apple stock.

CaptainHowdy 08-25-2011 05:17 AM

Ok .........

Sophie Delancey 08-25-2011 07:09 AM

Poor guy. It's sad for the company to lose him, but much sadder what this indicates about his health. Cancer is a monster that steals people much too soon.

Harmon 08-25-2011 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophie Delancey (Post 18379334)
Poor guy. It's sad for the company to lose him, but much sadder what this indicates about his health. Cancer is a monster that steals people much too soon.

People are no better than ants.. Some of us get stomped out. It really is that simple. If you can hang around on this plant for more than 70 years, consider yourself lucky.

JamesGw 08-25-2011 08:14 AM

Sucks for him. Will never buy an Apple product, though.

Hazlewood 08-25-2011 08:28 AM

one of the greatest Innovators of all time

heek 08-25-2011 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

I'm amazed that I can say that every single word that I just quoted is exactly how I feel about that piece of shit as well.

If you're one of the millions of morons who choose to go with crapple products that dont even let you change the fucking battery in them, that's your own fault.

Sheeple.

baddog 08-25-2011 09:31 AM

The Apple fanbois are a funny breed.

Yanks_Todd 08-25-2011 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heek (Post 18379583)
I'm amazed that I can say that every single word that I just quoted is exactly how I feel about that piece of shit as well.

If you're one of the millions of morons who choose to go with crapple products that dont even let you change the fucking battery in them, that's your own fault.

Sheeple.

Say what you want but when I think of the last three apple innovations each one changed my life pretty significantly.

Running is one of my passions and this thread made me think about the first time I ran with my new iPod, seriously changed my life more then any device every had.

And changed in a positive way, it made running even more enjoyable and connected me to music that I loved even faster.

The iPhone gave me endless hours of enjoyment with the first few apps. Can anyone really say the pouring beer app wasn't' the coolest fucking thing the first time you saw it. I loved it.

Lastly the iPad. I am working on a start-up now and the iPad is finally the device that has allowed me to ditch my laptop and PC for demos. I can almost use it exclusively, it is a game changer.

Say what you want about greed and ego, but saying the products are "crap" just makes you sound retarded. There isn't a company in the world that wouldn't seal their batteries in a heart beat to have Apple's success. :thumbsup\

3 product 3 homeruns, not because they look cool because they work.

Porko 08-25-2011 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd (Post 18379702)
Say what you want but when I think of the last three apple innovations each one changed my life pretty significantly.

Running is one of my passions and this thread made me think about the first time I ran with my new iPod, seriously changed my life more then any device every had.

And changed in a positive way, it made running even more enjoyable and connected me to music that I loved even faster.

The iPhone gave me endless hours of enjoyment with the first few apps. Can anyone really say the pouring beer app wasn't' the coolest fucking thing the first time you saw it. I loved it.

Lastly the iPad. I am working on a start-up now and the iPad is finally the device that has allowed me to ditch my laptop and PC for demos. I can almost use it exclusively, it is a game changer.

Say what you want about greed and ego, but saying the products are "crap" just makes you sound retarded. There isn't a company in the world that wouldn't seal their batteries in a heart beat to have Apple's success. :thumbsup\

3 product 3 homeruns, not because they look cool because they work.

Beautiful. I think and feel the same.

AzteK 08-25-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18378572)
You are making me vomit. The world will not miss Steve Jobs. The world will not give one flying fuck about Steve Jobs. Maybe Aplle will, maybe their shareholders will... I don't care, I will be glad to see him go. And I'll be happy to watch Apple - over time - choke to death on its own regulations.

He's a fucking tyrant that believes Apple has the right to control what everyone does with the insanely overpriced plastic shit the sell. That era is here now, but it will soon be gone - just as Comrade Steve will.

Buh-bye, Steve. Maybe you should have relaxed and enjoyed your life while you had the chance.

I'll miss that piece of shit no more than I'd miss any piece of shit who tries to dictate what I can do - and Apple pretty well dictated EVERYTHING you were allowed to do with the ridiculously over-priced and flimsy products they foisted on the gullible.

Going to take my dog for a walk now. Don't give a fuck about Steve Jobs.

Ahh so refreshing. :thumbsup

PornMD 08-25-2011 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd (Post 18379702)
Running is one of my passions and this thread made me think about the first time I ran with my new iPod, seriously changed my life more then any device every had.

Steve Jobs is the greatest innovator in the world because he put out the iPod, the very first mp3 player EVAR, amirite guise?

Seriously though, the guy will go down as one of the smartest marketers ever. Innovator though? Hmmm...

woj 08-25-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 18380440)
Steve Jobs is the greatest innovator in the world because he put out the iPod, the very first mp3 player EVAR, amirite guise?

no kidding, I've had an mp3 probably close to a decade before ipod came out... it only had like 16MB of memory, but at that time it was some elite shit... had a voice recorder built in too... I had hours and hours of fun with that thing, it worked well and wasn't even that expensive at that time, $100 or something, cheaper than the ipod that they sell 15 years later... :1orglaugh

Bladewire 08-25-2011 03:59 PM

So in 1998 we get the worlds first MP3 player, the MPMan by Saehan.

http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/03/10/eiger_f20_1.jpg

A few others follow over the next couple years.

Then in 2000 we get the IAudio by Cowan.

http://product.cowon.com/product/ima...o_cw100_18.jpg

Then a year later, after a multitude of other players have launched, Jobs jumps into the fray with the IPod

http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/20011024/ipod3.jpg

A CNet news story in 2001 about the first Apple Ipod right before it's launch

Bryan G 08-25-2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 18378669)
I take it you are a PC user ands probably have a droid phone? You sound pretty pissed off like many Windows users.

I'm gonna guess you're a mac user with a horseshoe up your ass that wears think black rimmed glasses. That thinks his iphone is the best invention since sliced bread.

porno jew 08-25-2011 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd (Post 18379702)
Say what you want but when I think of the last three apple innovations each one changed my life pretty significantly.

Running is one of my passions and this thread made me think about the first time I ran with my new iPod, seriously changed my life more then any device every had.

And changed in a positive way, it made running even more enjoyable and connected me to music that I loved even faster.

The iPhone gave me endless hours of enjoyment with the first few apps. Can anyone really say the pouring beer app wasn't' the coolest fucking thing the first time you saw it. I loved it.

Lastly the iPad. I am working on a start-up now and the iPad is finally the device that has allowed me to ditch my laptop and PC for demos. I can almost use it exclusively, it is a game changer.

Say what you want about greed and ego, but saying the products are "crap" just makes you sound retarded. There isn't a company in the world that wouldn't seal their batteries in a heart beat to have Apple's success. :thumbsup\

3 product 3 homeruns, not because they look cool because they work.

sorry to hear your cult leader died.

if you love him make sure to donate all property to the foundation that will build temples at this birthplace.


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