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Rochard 08-19-2011 09:36 AM

God bless the US Marines
 
True story....

http://www.military-quotes.com/media...es_vs_army.jpg

AzteK 08-19-2011 09:39 AM

either, the over weight fellow is not any less brave or dedicated to his country.

ottopottomouse 08-19-2011 09:43 AM

If it's from the zombie attack that every last halfwit on the internet seems to think they are preparing for i'd rather have the fatso standing in their way as he'd take longer to eat.

seeandsee 08-19-2011 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18366256)

fat ass boy works some job for army, he is not solider probably, maybe cooking or some other shit

L-Pink 08-19-2011 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18366263)
If it's from the zombie attack that every last halfwit on the internet seems to think they are preparing for i'd rather have the fatso standing in their way as he'd take longer to eat.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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beerptrol 08-19-2011 09:46 AM

yep either one would be fine defending country. Now if it came to defending a warehouse of twinkies, defenitely would choose the marine

J. Falcon 08-19-2011 09:47 AM

The fat motherfucker looks badass.

CDSmith 08-19-2011 09:58 AM

I've read up on this. Fatty there is part of that new human tank division, and is one of them one-man tanks I've heard about. Set him up with a XXXXL Kevlar vest and mount a set of twin M-60's on him and he becomes death on two legs.


Or throw him in a ring with a diaper on and he can sumo his way out of any situation.


Very versatile.

Vendzilla 08-19-2011 10:11 AM

What no one is getting is this is the oldest of rivalries , Army VS Navy.

Rochard 08-19-2011 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18366263)
If it's from the zombie attack that every last halfwit on the internet seems to think they are preparing for i'd rather have the fatso standing in their way as he'd take longer to eat.

LOL - that's exactly what it is!

Anthony 08-19-2011 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 18366259)
either, the over weight fellow is not any less brave or dedicated to his country.

Qft. Nor do you have to worry about white out on the computer screen after a Marine uses it.

onedree 08-19-2011 11:28 AM

Perhaps you should ask my husband ...

JamesGw 08-19-2011 11:43 AM

I'd honestly take the fat guy in a fight. Looks like he has a good 150 pounds on the marine.

tommy5tone 08-19-2011 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 18366259)
either, the over weight fellow is not any less brave or dedicated to his country.

couldn't have put it better!

V_RocKs 08-19-2011 12:42 PM

Now we know what happened to fatfoo!

Markul 08-19-2011 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18366256)

lol I met a lot of US army personnel in my time and none of them were fat

AzteK 08-19-2011 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18366480)
Perhaps you should ask my husband ...

Point taken. But why did you wrap his head with rope. It doesn't look comfortable...

phasic 08-19-2011 01:02 PM

Hahaa, bless them both either way.

Yo Adrian 08-19-2011 02:31 PM

The Army guy would provide more cover.

But seriously, he looks like he could split my spine in two w/o breaking a sweat.

alias 08-19-2011 02:33 PM

Fat guy could take a bullet no problem.

tony286 08-19-2011 02:55 PM

You dont have to be in great shape to point an m16

stinkyfingers 08-19-2011 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 18366705)
Point taken. But why did you wrap his head with rope. It doesn't look comfortable...

i think that's poo ?

BangThemes 08-19-2011 03:06 PM

human being has not limits

CamTraffic 08-19-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 18366705)
Point taken. But why did you wrap his head with rope. It doesn't look comfortable...

he's crossed eye
shhhhhh!

Anthony 08-19-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18366480)
Perhaps you should ask my husband ...

Please give your husband my thanks for Serving our country! :thumbsup:thumbsup

One of my best buds just came back from overseas, neck and back surgery. SF guy as well.

Mr Pheer 08-19-2011 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18366256)

The Army guy has a rifle strapped over his shoulder. I'd choose an armed Soldier over an unarmed Marine any day.

BestXXXPorn 08-19-2011 09:20 PM

0311/8541 here


stinkyfingers 08-19-2011 09:40 PM



yeah ! make it happen shit for brains

maybe you should re-enlist pussy

Rochard 08-19-2011 09:46 PM

I feel sorry for some of you people. You have utterly no sense of humor. At all.

Rochard 08-19-2011 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 18367599)
0311/8541 here


That brought back some memories....

Anthony 08-19-2011 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18367552)
The Army guy has a rifle strapped over his shoulder. I'd choose an armed Soldier over an unarmed Marine any day.

They are both armed, it's common in the chow hall to unstrap your rifle when you eat.

Anthony 08-19-2011 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 18367599)
0311/8541 here


Highlights why every Marine I know is a total fucktard, full of himself.

stinkyfingers 08-19-2011 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18367624)
I feel sorry for some of you people. You have utterly no sense of humor. At all.

i know but how many Americans this year have died in the Army ... why don't you show your cute thread to their mothers fucker :1orglaugh LOL you and that submarine guy dickheads LOL


BestXXXPorn 08-19-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18367635)
Highlights why every Marine I know is a total fucktard, full of himself.

Now you know one that isn't a total fucktard and full of himself, :thumbsup

stinkyfingers 08-19-2011 10:03 PM


drmadcat 08-19-2011 10:12 PM

Google said god bless you in my last email from them

Mr Pheer 08-20-2011 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18367629)
They are both armed, it's common in the chow hall to unstrap your rifle when you eat.

Are you kidding me? You'd think someone would have told me that sometime during the 7 years I was in the Army and the multiple deployments I went on.

Anthony 08-20-2011 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18367880)
Are you kidding me? You'd think someone would have told me that sometime during the 7 years I was in the Army and the multiple deployments I went on.

I don't know, do you think someone, namely you would mention that? Why get all butt hurt when it's not common knowledge you were a grunt.

Sorry I didn't catch your attempt at humor, I forgot to put on my mind reader hat when reading your posts.

Anthony 08-20-2011 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 18367641)
Now you know one that isn't a total fucktard and full of himself, :thumbsup

My best friend from A school is a Marine. So I'm sure there are others out there. :thumbsup

rogueteens 08-20-2011 04:20 AM

I couldn't care less which, i'd be most worried about which way they were pointing their gun ....

Stephen 08-20-2011 09:04 AM

...
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven?s scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By The United States Marines.

:thumbsup

nico-t 08-20-2011 10:14 AM

both act as cannon fodder for the corrupt agendas of politicians to benefit none but their own pockets, so there really isn't any difference.

jigg 08-20-2011 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 18367599)
0311/8541 here


what shit, would never put up with this

Bladewire 08-20-2011 11:16 AM

God bless the US Marines
 
Some of the hottest guys I've shot lately are marines. I think it's sexy when they play with their guns :pimp

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...it-d3geypq.jpg

pornmasta 08-20-2011 11:37 AM


Mr Pheer 08-20-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18367916)
I don't know, do you think someone, namely you would mention that? Why get all butt hurt when it's not common knowledge you were a grunt.

Sorry I didn't catch your attempt at humor, I forgot to put on my mind reader hat when reading your posts.

#1. I'm not butt hurt, it was sarcasm.
#2. It pretty much is common knowledge about my military experience. I'm proud of it.

Anthony 08-20-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18368566)
#1. I'm not butt hurt, it was sarcasm.
#2. It pretty much is common knowledge about my military experience. I'm proud of it.

1. It sounded like butt hurt, sarcasm.

2. Funny, I don't remember reading it on Times Square. Common knowledge in your household, maybe? Thinking everyone on GFY reads your posts and commits them to memory trots within delusions of grandeur rather heavily.

marlboroack 08-20-2011 08:58 PM

Army men can take a bullet.

Mr Pheer 08-20-2011 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18368708)
1. It sounded like butt hurt, sarcasm.

2. Funny, I don't remember reading it on Times Square. Common knowledge in your household, maybe? Thinking everyone on GFY reads your posts and commits them to memory trots within delusions of grandeur rather heavily.

Have a cold beer man, you're too wound up :drinkup

crockett 08-21-2011 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18366263)
If it's from the zombie attack that every last halfwit on the internet seems to think they are preparing for i'd rather have the fatso standing in their way as he'd take longer to eat.

He could also blockade a door pretty well..


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