My CC Processor Rules!!!!
 

Look what my CC Processor sent me!

I just got a gift basket from my FAVORITE CC Processor. It's full of lots of goodies and shit like: cheese, pistachios, caramel popcorn, dijon mustard, pretzels, smoked salmon, chocolates, almonds, smoked sausage, salsa, sour dough bread, and my favorite .... CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/basket1.jpg

My daughter sends her regards also. (notice she's to young to officially throw a bird but she came close)

http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/basket2.jpg


I JUST LOVE MY NEW PROCESSOR!

heh heh she said smoked sausage

:1orglaugh

I can feel the love!

SHE is a HE............. idiot!

you have a basket for a head. you should see a doctor about that.

http://members.aol.com/makiebi4/box.gif

Here's what I hear IBill is sending to their loyal webmasters. The prize factory they use went bankrupt so unfortunately they will ship that separately at a time not yet announced.

Doh...I couldnt tell with your basket covering your face :)

Nice Christmas tree.

Wouncie, is your new proccesor is Jettis? Have your conversions improved since you switched(if its been long enough to notice)
I am about to sign up with them, just geting some last minute feedback

If my new processor IS Jettis.... My answer to your question: "Have your conversions improved since you switched?"

is another question "DO BEARS SHIT IN THE WOODS?!!!!"

YOU GODAMN RIGHT!!!

Jettis:thumbsup CCBILL:thumbsup

Class acts.

May they both have a prosperous future and wipe adult ecommerce clean of Ibill.

Others Processors send other things like

http://www.hotlocalescorts.com/iblf.jpg

... From my dealings with them lately they must have run out.

Wouncie, do they charge the VISA extortion fee? How do they handle your htpasswd lists, with a local cgi or remote?

LOL :thumbsup

They charge the $70 Visa Extortion fee but they pay for it out of there own pockets from what they would have charged you for transaction cost.
As far as all the other techinical website shit I dont know, Im just your ordinary neighborhood playa. I get programmers to do all the technical stuff for me.

Contact my rep: Alysha at Jettis: 18882115924 for all that kinda stuff.

wouncie... glad you enjoyed. Thanks for the constant kudos. ;-)

John

The kudos come from the heart John, but since Im finally meeting you how about knockin me down to zero % reserves and 1% processing me:)