Wife charging husband $20 for sex
 

TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked

For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.


It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the

bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut



Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

i like this one.,

good wife

Loved it minus the shot part.

Are you dressed as Dorothy?

I don't get the part when she shot him :Oh crap

:1orglaugh

Why did she shoot him though?

probably they were playing to be a prostitute wife, I play sometimes that my bf rapes me, but is just a game :)

Interesting... Did she shoot him to keep all the money? That part loses me.

What a mad story!
Though who in their right mind would pay a parter for sex?

Oh that's dirty! Its just a story right. did this really happen?

cause he was fucking around...?

don't get it.

never admit you cheated even if she cuts you. if she has a gun grab it or run.

How can you all not get it? He would have given her all of his business.. in stating that he's admitted to having patronized prostitutes, you know, cheating on her. She had just saved his ass and gets news like that, and BLAM

late night joke that passes me out

a bit of truth to the story, many wives do hoard their cash in safe deposit boxes as an exit strategy

They've been married for 40 years, why the shooting?

great one

Do people really not get this joke or are they trolling?

For non native English speakers,

'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

Is like saying that he's also been paying someone else for sex for the past 40 years; hence the shooting.

why would she save up her whole life then shoot him? joke sucks. :2 cents:

Insurance, naturally.

nice one, I'd love to get my hands on such women :)

Why would a guy want to sleep with his wife

Some people are just too dumb to get it.
In most cases has nothing to do with non native English speakers