Do you have a phobia?

**Harmon** · 08-11-2011, 07:38 AM

I have phobiaphobia... fear of fear. Thanks for ruining my day.

**The Duck** · 08-11-2011, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by Harmon

I have phobiaphobia... fear of fear. Thanks for ruining my day.

Oh dear! Like FDR put it "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself".

**SallyRand** · 08-11-2011, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by The Duck

Just stumbled upon a website with some interesting ones, how about these..

I think I suffer from this one Ergophobia- Fear of work
as well as these Gerontophobia- Fear of old people and Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking

I don't get this one: Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
And I definitely don't get this one: Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia

I know a lot of you guys here have this: Francophobia- Fear of France

I think it can be safe to say that no gfy'ers have this: Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity or Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women

Illegal tube owners do not suffer from this: Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits

Some other funky ones:

Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers (also, Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8)
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon

Lemurs.

**JamesGw** · 08-11-2011, 07:48 AM

I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker!

**The Duck** · 08-11-2011, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by SallyRand

Lemurs.

Now I don't mean to upset you but.. *GASP* I AM A LEMUR. As can be seen below:

Also, your president is a lemur:

**JamesChoopa** · 08-11-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by JamesGw

I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker!

I'm just your regular, everyday normal guy...

**loreen** · 08-11-2011, 08:21 AM

Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you

**L-Pink** · 08-11-2011, 08:25 AM

Transexualconman- Fear of Sallyrand

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**Scott McD** · 08-11-2011, 08:29 AM

Spiders...

**The Duck** · 08-11-2011, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by loreen

Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you

Not just watching, also masturbating.

**tommy5tone** · 08-11-2011, 08:43 AM

My current phobia is called "marionalma" which means I have a fear of not being able to fall asleep because I am so tired right now and wish I was still asleep in bed!

**PR_Glen** · 08-11-2011, 08:50 AM

people misplace fears with phobias often. Everyone is afraid of drowning when they are drowning... but then there is people who can't even get into a bathtub without freaking out.

except with sharks.. everyone seems to be paranoid of these stupid things and they kill no more than 5 people a year haha More people die from sneezing!

I don't have any myself.

**SallyRand** · 08-11-2011, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Transexualconman- Fear of Sallyrand

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Go fuck yourself!

**CaptainHowdy** · 08-11-2011, 09:42 AM

Fear of Music ...

**brassmonkey** · 08-11-2011, 09:48 AM

fear of giant birds
fear of public speeches
fear of boogyman
fear of death

**cooldude7** · 08-11-2011, 10:03 AM

Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia ..

u mean like gay people.,?

**L-Pink** · 08-11-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

fear of giant birds

pigeons?

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**DamianJ** · 08-11-2011, 10:14 AM

tardophobia - being annoyed by Gary from ArseWithClass

**seeandsee** · 08-11-2011, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by SallyRand

Go fuck yourself!

give me a pack

**Babaganoosh** · 08-11-2011, 10:23 AM

Arachnophobia

I am terrified of spiders.

**drmadcat** · 08-11-2011, 10:28 AM

i dont fear death
i fear the dark

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