i'm dxrubnmnk
 

askkkl me questions

Do you like weed?

yes i do

will you make me a free banner?

no

What is 1 + 1 ?

9

am i gay if i let you suck my dick?

Can you teach me how to be cool?

yes

whats the surf like today

i'm sick of answering questions

Who invented liquid soap, and why

will you please icq me?

sobering up eh?

teach me how to type while drunk

will you ever use icq again? :winkwink: :glugglug

will you ever come to denmark again?

is it correct you know how to design homepages to the mighty internet?

If I come to maui will you teach me mad surf skills?

if you knew you could do a bank robbery and get away clean.... would you do it??? :glugglug :ak47:

have you seen the movie 3k miles to graceland more than 3 times?

Did Al Gore <i>really</i> invent the interweb?

why does my hottest gf happen to have a dick and nobody believes me?

iff a treebranch breaks and falls in the middle of a deserted forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it really make a sound? how do you know?

why doe ladyboys with uncircumsized dicks spill natural lube on your belly when they are riding you on top? do all non circumsized people do that, or just ones who take estrogen?

why do thai girls get pissed off and offended if instead of offering a cup of water to my gold buddha as im supposed to, i give him whiskey and marijuana? i mean, he's MY fucking buddha, right, i should know what he likes? is it so wrong?

when do you think dugmore will die of AIDS?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

sure it does, cuases it interfears with particles or some bullshit like that lol

this is an unacceptable answer from an individual who cannot spell 'interfered' =)

Don't you mean <i>interferes</i>?

That's just dirty. :1orglaugh

why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?

Still can't sleep eh?

NO !! DONT DO IT !!


SOMEONE CALL POISON CONTOLL !!!

Someone call 911. I think Amp overdosed, and is gonna die!

Crap... I should read all the posts, before posting. You stole my idea, bastard.

Amp is a gangster!!!

[/putting on jeopardy hat]

This question is asked often by philosophy professors to illustrate the difference between Plato's philosophy and Aristotle's philosophy. Since Plato viewed reality in terms of ESSENCES--ie., pure ideas against which experiences are merely pale copies, the essence of something happening exists and IS REAL regardless of whether someone was there to witness it or not. In Platonic eyes, the treebranch DID make a sound since the essence of branches falling anywhere is to generate SOME sound.

In the Aristotlean view, experiences are RELATIVE--there must be an observer to view the phenomenon for it to be measured and to be real. While it's true that in the abstract, most falling things make a noise, since there was no one at the desert island to observe the falling branch to vouch that it did fall plus there are too many variables in estimating its sound--under this view, the branch DID NOT FALL.

[/taking off jeopardy hat]

Are you the gangster?