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Chris 08-01-2011 05:43 AM

sun burn relief
 
whats your best remedy? :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

PR_Glen 08-01-2011 05:46 AM

aloe of course. but cucumbers have been used since roman times. soothes cools and restores.

have to be using the sun block man... that shit does damage.

u-Bob 08-01-2011 05:50 AM

vinegar? :)


j/k of course.

Chosen 08-01-2011 05:51 AM

Time... :pimp

seeandsee 08-01-2011 05:51 AM

yogurt :D and wet stuff on it :D

Chris 08-01-2011 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18321090)
aloe of course. but cucumbers have been used since roman times. soothes cools and restores.

have to be using the sun block man... that shit does damage.

i didnt even think about it :( i was out doing yard work for about an hour and then my kid wanted me to swim with her so that another another hour and when i came in my back was a tomato lol

glad i had a hat on most of the time or my face would be crispy ;x

drmadcat 08-01-2011 06:02 AM

you wee im not joking works better than any cream

calvinawe 08-01-2011 07:04 AM

kephir/sour cream applied on skin, or a tepid bath

Juicy D. Links 08-01-2011 07:05 AM

semen

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Markul 08-01-2011 07:15 AM

+1 for Aloe, that shit works.

ThumbLord 08-01-2011 07:17 AM

thick yoghurt or kefir

WarChild 08-01-2011 07:18 AM

Solarcaine spray.

ottopottomouse 08-01-2011 07:35 AM

Tippex .

idtapdat 08-01-2011 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18321248)
Solarcaine spray.

works great... the worst part I hate is once it starts itching

biskoppen 08-01-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18321228)
semen

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Your semen or just any semen?

John-ACWM 08-01-2011 08:07 AM

Yogurt works too.

JamesChoopa 08-01-2011 10:01 AM

Solarecaine by far is the best remedy. Very addictive though. Once you spray it on and the itch stops you feel great. About an hour later, it might start to itch again, and you crave the spray.

Def worth it though! You can find it at pretty much any store that sells sun tan lotion and things of that nature.

Nikki_Licks 08-01-2011 10:02 AM

My Grand Mom, had an old remedy for severe sun burns, she used to slice raw potatoes about a 1/4" think and spread miracle whip on the sunburned area (Generous amount) and then pressed the potatoes into the miracle whip.

The vinegar and potatoes would remove the heat and the oils from the Mayo would moisten the skin preventing peeling. The potatoes actually turn the color of a bruised or black spot you see on a bad potato.

Sounds gross, but it does work ;)

CaptainHowdy 08-01-2011 10:09 AM

Paxum ...

La_Sexorcist 08-01-2011 10:11 AM

Vinegar is supposed to take the sting out. Otherwise just lather yourself in aloe and pray for relief.

epitome 08-01-2011 11:08 AM

Spend more time in the sun.

I'm part ginger and the sun killed me when I moved here. Now I'm used to it.

Put some aloe on it and once it turns into a tan in a few days just keep it going and you probably won't burn for the rest of the year.

boneless 08-01-2011 11:22 AM

cucumber, yoghurt or aloe, one of the three will do just fine.

next time stay out of the sun, that thing will cook ya alive...

Spunky 08-01-2011 11:28 AM

Amputation is the only answer

JosephFM 08-01-2011 11:34 AM

Cover you body in baby oil and stand outside under the sun for 2 hours. The baby oil helps reflect your sun burn back to sun.

PR_Glen 08-01-2011 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idtapdat (Post 18321294)
works great... the worst part I hate is once it starts itching

both moisturizer and ice help with itching.

baddog 08-01-2011 11:43 AM

Aloe, aspirin, wash cloth soaked in tea.

Scott McD 08-01-2011 11:46 AM

No chance of any sunburn here this year so far. Still raining most days.

Just as well probably for me. I've been burned many times. Last time i had sun stroke i was tripping balls, lol...

GTS Mark 08-01-2011 11:47 AM

Aloe a shit load of water and some asperin and a good siesta.

Barefootsies 08-01-2011 11:54 AM

Aloe or Noxema. I typically go the Noxema route for a day or so and it cools the burn, and has it peeling off in no time. It stinks to high hell, but if I am sun burned that is the least of my concerns.

Choopa Phil 08-01-2011 11:56 AM

gunna pick up some solarcane spray, 7 hours on the beach did me dirty

JamesGw 08-01-2011 12:54 PM

I just tough it out. I have some minor nerve damage in my neck (semi-permanent burner) so my back/shoulders feel sun burnt all the time anyway.

iwantchixx 08-01-2011 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18321084)
whats your best remedy? :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

A fan on you 24/7 til the pain goes away. it's about the only thing I have found that ever provided any relief.

adultchatpay 08-01-2011 04:33 PM

Toothpaste as first aid, it can also be used on minor burns.

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papill0n 08-01-2011 05:21 PM

The best thing to relieve sunburn is sliced tomato.

Sounds crazy but you slice that shit up and get the slices and the juice happening all on the sunburn and it actually is very soothing.

SallyRand 08-01-2011 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18321084)
whats your best remedy? :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Stay out of the Sun, obviously.

CyberHustler 08-01-2011 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18322033)
Paxum ...

:2 cents: and weed!

CyberHustler 08-01-2011 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx (Post 18324737)
A fan on you 24/7 til the pain goes away. it's about the only thing I have found that ever provided any relief.

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iwantchixx 08-01-2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18325219)

That would provide relief too actually lol The cool moisturizing fog on your naked body may do wonders!

PornStarToys 08-01-2011 06:29 PM

My simple 5 step remedy that works wonders for sun burns:

Step 1) Grab barbed wire, scratch burned area. This allows products to soak in and alleviate the pain.

Step 2) Grab a bottle of rubbing alcohol, pour entire bottle onto skin.

Step 3) Grab salt, and pat into burned area

Step 4) To rid the burning sensation, pick up dry ice and fill your bathtub with it. Soak in the dry ice for 30-45 minutes

Step 5) Venture into the desert in search of an aloe vera plant:
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Machete off one of the leaves, and apply the goo inside to burned area.

alias 08-01-2011 06:46 PM

Tons of aloe right from the fresh leaves.

Fornicating 08-01-2011 08:57 PM

Calamine Lotion is wiyhout doubt the best. Relieves the burn, calms the itch. If you are seriously burnt, I found the spray on lotions painful to apply and you had to use them regularly, the Gels are awful, if you have hair at the burnt area, the gels stick them together and its a nightmare when you move.
Calamine lotion has none of those drawbacks and the relief is instant, plus it lasts longer than the other stuff. Would nevere use anything else.

VikingMan 08-01-2011 09:37 PM

emu oil, and you can also try rose hip seed oil mixed with Helichrysum Essential Oil sourced from Corsica


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