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brassmonkey 07-30-2011 09:39 PM

Attn:Gfy Nerds
 
Play In Moderation Muther Fuckers :) :Oh crap


The family of a budding computer programmer have on Saturday launched a campaign to raise awareness about the health risks of playing online computer games after their son died following a marathon session on his Xbox.

A post-mortem revealed that 20-year-old Chris Staniforth -- who was offered a place to study Game Design at Leicester University -- was killed by a pulmonary embolism, which can occur if someone sits in the same position for several hours.

Xbox 360 controller Deep vein thrombosis normally affects passengers on long-haul flights, but medical experts fear youngsters who spend hours glued to their consoles might also be at risk and have urged them to take regular breaks.

Professor Brian Colvin -- an expert on blood-related conditions -- said it was "unhealthy" for youngsters to spend long periods in front of their consoles.

"There's anxiety about obesity and children not doing anything other than looking at computer screens," he told The Sun.

David Staniforth has now launched a campaign to warn other parents of the dangers.

"Games are fun and once you've started playing it's hard to stop.

"Kids all over the country are playing these games for long periods - they don't realise it could kill them," he told The Sun.

A coroner's court in Sheffield was told how the youngster -- who had no underlying medical conditions -- was complaining of a low heart rate before collapsing outside a Jobcentre.

Staniforth's distraught father said his son would spend up to 12 hours playing on his Xbox.

"He got sucked in playing Halo online against people from all over the world."

Online computer games are extremely popular as thousands interact in shared science fiction worlds.

Reports of gamers collapsing after spending 15 hours in front of video games are fairly common throughout Asia.

In 2005, a South Korean gamer died after playing online games for three days without taking a break.

Microsoft -- which manufactures the Xbox -- said it "recommend gamers take breaks to exercise as well as make time for other pursuits."

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brassmonkey 07-30-2011 09:59 PM

masterbate more and games less you may go blind but at least you'll be alive :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 07-31-2011 01:18 AM

I an NO NERD!

I am a TURD!

i LIKE poo...

brassmonkey 07-31-2011 10:19 AM

back on up

wehateporn 07-31-2011 12:18 PM

I quit games as a teenager, viewed them like drugs.

CaptainHowdy 07-31-2011 12:19 PM

Nerds?? GFY is full of players ...

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...6_805530_n.jpg

brassmonkey 07-31-2011 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18320200)

:Oh crap uh ok :1orglaugh

mavruda 07-31-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18320200)

Yeah man ! Players ! :-)

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Here is just serious business man.

brassmonkey 07-31-2011 01:41 PM

i said nerds! not inbreeds! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 07-31-2011 03:42 PM

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marlboroack 07-31-2011 05:30 PM

It's true that if you masturbate or cum daily you go blind. Not sure about this shit.

brassmonkey 07-31-2011 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18320426)
It's true that if you masturbate or cum daily you go blind. Not sure about this shit.

i heard if you pull too hard it loosens you eye sockets :helpme

mavruda 07-31-2011 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18320426)
It's true that if you masturbate or cum daily you go blind. Not sure about this shit.

http://www.rollachan.org/w/src/123598073918.jpg

AnimeFevers 07-31-2011 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18320426)
It's true that if you masturbate or cum daily you go blind. Not sure about this shit.

I masturbate a couple time per day and not once have I shot myself in the eye. It just drizzles down my hand :(

Coup 07-31-2011 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18320248)

I didn't know Kevin Smith was a tweaker. heh

brassmonkey 07-31-2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18320458)
I masturbate a couple time per day and not once have I shot myself in the eye. It just drizzles down my hand and in my mouth :(

:helpme :helpme :helpme that's freaky

PornStarToys 07-31-2011 11:02 PM

http://img.flamingeeks.com/2011/02/not_a_nerd.jpg

Chosen 08-01-2011 12:41 AM

This thread delivers.... NOT :thefinger

brassmonkey 08-01-2011 12:57 AM

just trying to save some nerds thats all

drmadcat 08-01-2011 01:10 AM

who cares


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