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Rochard 07-27-2011 11:10 AM

Sex With Hef
 
Seems like Christal Harris took some nice shots at Hef.... But I guess we all knew this.

Quote:

Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele...tml?&hpt=hp_c2

L-Pink 07-27-2011 11:13 AM

Sad ......

96ukssob 07-27-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18311612)
Seems like Christal Harris took some nice shots at Hef.... But I guess we all knew this.



http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele...tml?&hpt=hp_c2

just another whore bashing her ex. everyone does it, but she gets more media attention because she was Hef's ex.

im sure Hef doesnt give two shits and wont be running his mouth about her stinky box

ottopottomouse 07-27-2011 11:25 AM

Doing an excellent job of making herself look like a gold-digging slut

babymaker 07-27-2011 11:28 AM

She cant be 24, not a chance i want a birth certificate,that ugly bitch is 30+ minimum, not a day under 35 most likley who does she think she is kidding.

Kelli58 07-27-2011 11:36 AM

In that same chat she basically was saying how they kept her prisoner, wouldn't let her leave - had security keeping her a prisoner.

She's such an ungrateful, lying gold digging bitch.

I've always been #Team Holly :P

epitome 07-27-2011 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 18311713)
In that same chat she basically was saying how they kept her prisoner, wouldn't let her leave - had security keeping her a prisoner.

She's such an ungrateful, lying gold digging bitch.

I've always been #Team Holly :P

Kendra said similar things except with them there was a curfew and they had to sign in and out and Hef would review the logs.

At the end of the day, I do not think Hef or any of the girls are under any illusion that it is anything other than a business relationship with some personal perks (for both him and them).

Agent 488 07-27-2011 11:42 AM

pretty much all the girls lately said living there was a gross and creepy experience.

martinsc 07-27-2011 11:46 AM

that's an entire second longer than me..... :(

xNetworx 07-27-2011 11:47 AM

Give the man some credit, at least he can get it up at 85

TheSquealer 07-27-2011 11:49 AM

Gee... it really wasn't true love?

What the fuck!?!?

Can't imagine why a 24yr old totally hot, sexy model isn't into sucking on a pair of 85 year old balls. Sounds like she was living the dream to me!

seeandsee 07-27-2011 11:53 AM

her bitch 5 minutes of fame, sucking cock

cherrylula 07-27-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18311668)
Doing an excellent job of making herself look like a gold-digging slut

um, that's what she is. :upsidedow

The absolute only thing a chick is thinking about during an encounter with Hef's wrinkly old cock is MONEEEEEEEEY. Nothing else. :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 07-27-2011 12:00 PM

Thought you were brokering an offer for a moment there :)

I'll take a raincheck though...

CurrentlySober 07-27-2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18311790)

The absolute only thing a chick is thinking about during an encounter with Hef's wrinkly old cock is MONEEEEEEEEY. Nothing else. :1orglaugh

How do you know FOR SURE that she doesn't have an 'Old Man Droopy Cock n Ball' fetish???


I mean...



Put it this way...












I know I HAVE... :upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

TheLegacy 07-27-2011 12:06 PM

For those of us who have been at the Mansion - they were free to walk around and with all the parties there - sure she could have called out, "help I am being locked up". No reason for this after all he has done for her not to mention with his track record and years of having women over - how many have stepped up to say the same? None come to my mind.

Most women when they are upset will attack first a man's virility or member in attempts to humiliate him. Even if it was true all I can say is - Hef had two seconds with a hot model - that's two seconds more than I ever had :)

JFK 07-27-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18311731)
pretty much all the girls lately said living there was a gross and creepy experience.

yeah, but they still do it, because they are all golddiggers:2 cents:

PornStarToys 07-27-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18311801)
How do you know FOR SURE that she doesn't have an 'Old Man Droopy Cock n Ball' fetish???


I mean...



Put it this way...












I know I HAVE... :upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

Same here, but I like to add a santa fetish to that mix as well.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...O80X7R2doOHTpw

_Richard_ 07-27-2011 12:09 PM

how long did she want it to go on for?

Rochard 07-27-2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18311725)
Kendra said similar things except with them there was a curfew and they had to sign in and out and Hef would review the logs.

At the end of the day, I do not think Hef or any of the girls are under any illusion that it is anything other than a business relationship with some personal perks (for both him and them).

That's exactly what it is. All of these chicks are under contract and getting paid. They surely aren't a prisoner and can leave at any time, but why would they when for the most part they can do whatever they want and do very little work -and live like queens. The perks completely outweigh the negative aspects.

Grapesoda 07-27-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18311612)
Seems like Christal Harris took some nice shots at Hef.... But I guess we all knew this.



http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele...tml?&hpt=hp_c2

I'm okay with that

MediaGuy 07-27-2011 12:26 PM


She probably overspent her allowance for the week and got peeved when he said "No.".

:D

DiF0r 07-27-2011 12:26 PM

What a whore

pornmasta 07-27-2011 03:33 PM

(wrong thread)

Mutt 07-27-2011 04:46 PM

She and the others like her who live with Hef are as creepy as he is.

It is creepy, he's 85 years old - i don't see anything wrong with him getting sex off some of the Playboy models, tons of them would just because he's Hef, a legend.

The creepiness is him wanting the world to believe he has real girlfriends who are in love with him and they live together in his mansion and have a wonderful time watching movies in their pajamas. That's just creepy and pretty delusional - he is living the life of the Emperor's New Clothes. Nobody is his insulated little world will tell him the truth, they kiss his old wrinkled ass instead.

Spunky 07-27-2011 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 18311744)
that's an entire second longer than me..... :(

:( 3 seconds is enough for any woman

BlueWave 07-28-2011 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18311828)
how long did she want it to go on for?

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 07-28-2011 09:32 PM

total whore, her credibility is zero :2 cents:

drmadcat 07-28-2011 09:38 PM

i guess she needs more money

L-Pink 07-28-2011 09:54 PM

At the end of the day she is just another slut exchanging sex for money/opportunity ... But he's "Hef" the man!

And he fucked another one.

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babymaker 07-28-2011 09:57 PM

Her song thing was worse than rebecca black lol and thats saying something it was so fucking bad it could probably make people die lol, saw it on the lifetime special about the wedding :D

Zorgman 07-28-2011 10:09 PM

When hef does die, the girls are going to come out of the wood work like Crystal is now.

Theo 07-28-2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18311835)
That's exactly what it is. All of these chicks are under contract and getting paid. They surely aren't a prisoner and can leave at any time.

yap... disturbing to even read it.

L-Pink 07-28-2011 10:21 PM

Keeping in mind Hef could be her great grandfather the shit this girl was getting from friends and family must have been staggering.

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blonda80 07-28-2011 11:47 PM

uhm, she wanted 5 seconds...
what did she expected from having sex with a 85 yo guy?
multiple orgasms or what?!


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