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AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 07:12 AM

Am I going to die?
 
I went go karting a couple of days ago and was in a pretty bad crash, I have cuts down my legs, bruising on my back and it feels like a spike has gone through my kidney. I was suppose to see a doctor today but I just decided that it's not serious and would wait a couple more days first.

If I had internal bleeding would it be bad to wait a couple of days before seeing a doctor? I'm not sure if it's that serious but its been 2 days since the crash and I still hurt like hell. If anyone has had internal bleeding before, what did it feel like?

Tom_PM 07-26-2011 07:14 AM

You should check for blood coming out of you from the usual places I think, and just get it over with.

sperbonzo 07-26-2011 07:15 AM

Yes. You are going to die.








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seeandsee 07-26-2011 07:16 AM

Man if you dont feel good, ask for detailed scan or something, or go to private doctor and finish that today if you have cash. Dont wait for doctors...

justinsain 07-26-2011 07:19 AM

If you're asking for medical advice on GFY instead of actually seeing a doctor you should at least have your head examined.

bronco67 07-26-2011 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18308181)
I have cuts down my legs, bruising on my back and it feels like a spike has gone through my kidney.

That's how I feel after a game of basketball with the brothas at my gym.

Joking aside, you should get to a doctor soon.

Harmon 07-26-2011 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18308193)
Yes. You are going to die.

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I was going to suggest that these are the onset symptoms of AIDS. I like your reply better :winkwink:

PR_Glen 07-26-2011 07:25 AM

you already know the answer to this... just go...

Altwebdesign 07-26-2011 07:26 AM

go see a proper doctor.

J. Falcon 07-26-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 18308209)
If you're asking for medical advice on GFY instead of actually seeing a doctor you should at least have your head examined.

:2 cents: Seriously.

NetHorse 07-26-2011 07:28 AM

lol what kind of thread is this? Is GFY supposed to diagnose you? Go check yourself into emergency care you goof wad.

brassmonkey 07-26-2011 07:29 AM

I told you to go see a doctor two days a go! go do it! and lets get the power of attorney settled.

L-Pink 07-26-2011 07:34 AM

Put your bare stomach up to the monitor and I'll do a quick internal examine.

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Horny Joe 07-26-2011 07:37 AM

If you have had internal bleeding for two days, i do not think you would have been able to post here. You would have been at least dizzy from blood loss. Still, go see a doc. Better safe than sorry.

JamesGw 07-26-2011 07:37 AM

The pain in your kidney area is kind of disconcerting. You should go to the doctor asap.

Nikki_Licks 07-26-2011 07:37 AM

How about going to the doctor instead of looking for a prognosis on GFY.....:1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 07:41 AM

I love GFY :1orglaugh

digitalfantasies 07-26-2011 07:41 AM

i am a doctor

digitalfantasies 07-26-2011 07:42 AM

did that answer your question?

Nicky 07-26-2011 07:44 AM

Maybe you cracked a rib?

Sid70 07-26-2011 07:45 AM

Web Cam Physician here. Only $100 a minute charge.

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 07:46 AM

Who wants to be in my will?

ottopottomouse 07-26-2011 07:59 AM

You're just bruised a bit.

edgeprod 07-26-2011 08:12 AM

... is this the only time you've been seriously injured? LOL .. I've been banged up so many times it really takes a serious thumping to worry me.

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 18308308)
... is this the only time you've been seriously injured? LOL .. I've been banged up so many times it really takes a serious thumping to worry me.

lol I know I've seen pics of your last fight.

I was actually in a car crash last year, I was in hospital for a quite a while, seemed like forever though, after that I understood what people say about how bad hospital food is :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-26-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18308217)
That's how I feel after a game of basketball with the brothas at my gym.

:1orglaugh man up!

96ukssob 07-26-2011 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 18308209)
If you're asking for medical advice on GFY instead of actually seeing a doctor you should at least have your head examined.

:2 cents::thumbsup

barcodes 07-26-2011 08:32 AM

http://www.medicinenet.com/internal_bleeding/page3.htm

Here are some warning signs of internal bleeding I found via Google lol. That being said, please keep in mind that most of the time checking for shit on the internet leads to false and frightening self diagnosis that are usually wrong lol. It may scare the shit out of you though and push you to go see a doc!

Best of luck, hope you aren't dying

mavruda 07-26-2011 08:35 AM

Dude, no offense - but this forum is not the place where you should ask for medical attention... People will make fun of you instead of help / if you really need one/.
Are you going to die - yes, but you'll never know when - for sure. Now lets delay the death term and go visit the doctor. I hope you'll get better soon.

Cheers,
M.

Harmon 07-26-2011 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18308377)
Dude, no offense - but this forum is not the place where you should ask for medical attention... People will make fun of you instead of help / if you really need one/.
Are you going to die - yes, but you'll never know when - for sure. Now lets delay the death term and go visit the doctor. I hope you'll get better soon.

Cheers,
M.

Oh come on, will you? People run here for legal advice, medical advice, relationship advice and business advice all of the time. Why pay for information from so called "experts" when you can get the absolute best advice right at your fingertips from people that claim to know it all... and FREE! :1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18308392)
Oh come on, will you? People run here for legal advice, medical advice, relationship advice and business advice all of the time. Why pay for information from so called "experts" when you can get the absolute best advice right at your fingertips from people that claim to know it all... and FREE! :1orglaugh

This is very true, GFY is my doctor lol.

But I've been around long enough to know how people will respond, believe me I knew what was coming haha!! :1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 09:01 AM

Where is CurrentlySober? I need your advice, my poo has been a little on the red side lately...

Barry-xlovecam 07-26-2011 01:22 PM

Go to a Doctor he will give you some Vicodin for the pain if you are just banged up.

If you are pissing or shitting blood or shitting black turds go to a hospital emergency room — you got serious problems.

If your blood pressure is below 80/30 ( or are feeling dizzy — good indicator) call 911 you might be bleeding out. You got a leak or two.

Not medical advice just common sense.

PornStarToys 07-26-2011 01:36 PM

If you have internal bleeding then yes, you will suddenly die.

CurrentlySober 07-26-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 18309152)

If you are pissing or shitting blood or shitting black turds...

Sound like a normal day for me :thumbsup

marketsmart 07-26-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18308181)
I went go karting a couple of days ago and was in a pretty bad crash, I have cuts down my legs, bruising on my back and it feels like a spike has gone through my kidney. I was suppose to see a doctor today but I just decided that it's not serious and would wait a couple more days first.

If I had internal bleeding would it be bad to wait a couple of days before seeing a doctor? I'm not sure if it's that serious but its been 2 days since the crash and I still hurt like hell. If anyone has had internal bleeding before, what did it feel like?


my best friend dies last year after a minor car accident. he said he felt a sharp pain in his kidney's.. he put off going to the dr and one morning his gf went to wake him up and he was dead. the coroner said he had a slight tear in his hepatic artery (the artery to the liver) and he slowly bled out inside. it was really hard on me because i was the one that told him he didnt need to go to the dr. my whole life got flipped, turned upside down. we grew up together in west philadelfia born and raised. on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. after his death i got really depressed and my mom got scared and said you?re going to go visit your auntie and uncle in bel-air. i begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. i got to the LAX airport and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said ?fresh? and had a dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, dude take me to bel-air. i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby ?yo, homes smell you later? looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

mizmiz 07-26-2011 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18308181)
I went go karting a couple of days ago and was in a pretty bad crash, I have cuts down my legs, bruising on my back and it feels like a spike has gone through my kidney. I was suppose to see a doctor today but I just decided that it's not serious and would wait a couple more days first.

If I had internal bleeding would it be bad to wait a couple of days before seeing a doctor? I'm not sure if it's that serious but its been 2 days since the crash and I still hurt like hell. If anyone has had internal bleeding before, what did it feel like?

Yes you will die very soon and also you father and mother wont give a shit about your death.

Horny Joe 07-26-2011 02:22 PM

The Oracle of Delphi, in your..... You have ANY problems, medical, personal, financial... Just ask The Oracles of GFY! How about we take care of world hunger next? Or maybe a Plan C for Afghanistan? :D

bigluv 07-26-2011 03:26 PM

Stop being such a goddamn pussy.
And don't ask for life advice on forums, especially gfy.

Overload 07-26-2011 03:28 PM

damn idiot --- go see the doc already

brassmonkey 07-26-2011 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18309239)
my best friend dies last year after a minor car accident. he said he felt a sharp pain in his kidney's.. he put off going to the dr and one morning his gf went to wake him up and he was dead. the coroner said he had a slight tear in his hepatic artery (the artery to the liver) and he slowly bled out inside. it was really hard on me because i was the one that told him he didnt need to go to the dr. my whole life got flipped, turned upside down. we grew up together in west philadelfia born and raised. on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. after his death i got really depressed and my mom got scared and said you?re going to go visit your auntie and uncle in bel-air. i begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. i got to the LAX airport and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said ?fresh? and had a dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, dude take me to bel-air. i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby ?yo, homes smell you later? looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh omg!

L-Pink 07-26-2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18309239)
my best friend dies last year after a minor car accident. he said he felt a sharp pain in his kidney's.. he put off going to the dr and one morning his gf went to wake him up and he was dead. the coroner said he had a slight tear in his hepatic artery (the artery to the liver) and he slowly bled out inside. it was really hard on me because i was the one that told him he didnt need to go to the dr. my whole life got flipped, turned upside down. we grew up together in west philadelfia born and raised. on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. after his death i got really depressed and my mom got scared and said you?re going to go visit your auntie and uncle in bel-air. i begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. i got to the LAX airport and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said ?fresh? and had a dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, dude take me to bel-air. i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby ?yo, homes smell you later? looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.


You had me going for a second ... :1orglaugh

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TubeKing 07-26-2011 04:15 PM

I'd be more worried about your addiction to anime than a bruise from go-karting.

mikesouth 07-26-2011 04:24 PM

are you going to diw...yes

sooner if you depend on gfy for medical advice

later if you get to a doctor and stop being a moron.

Spunky 07-26-2011 04:25 PM

Amputation is the only answer

AnimeFevers 07-26-2011 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18309239)
my best friend dies last year after a minor car accident. he said he felt a sharp pain in his kidney's.. he put off going to the dr and one morning his gf went to wake him up and he was dead. the coroner said he had a slight tear in his hepatic artery (the artery to the liver) and he slowly bled out inside. it was really hard on me because i was the one that told him he didnt need to go to the dr. my whole life got flipped, turned upside down. we grew up together in west philadelfia born and raised. on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. after his death i got really depressed and my mom got scared and said you?re going to go visit your auntie and uncle in bel-air. i begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. i got to the LAX airport and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said ?fresh? and had a dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, dude take me to bel-air. i pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby ?yo, homes smell you later? looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

LMAO!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornmasta 07-26-2011 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 18308209)
If you're asking for medical advice on GFY instead of actually seeing a doctor you should at least have your head examined.

:thumbsup


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