Getting a hardon at the doctors office
 

Has this ever happend to you before? I have to go to the doctors and if he has to grab my nuts I fear I might pop a woody. That would be fucked up.

What if I do...will he think I'm gay and getting my jollies out of it? What if I actually enjoy it? If he's gay will he start jerking me off if he sees I'm getting hard? If so would that make me cum?

If it was a female doctor maybe it would be different but my doc is male.

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Try having sex with him and see if you cum... then you'll know for sure if you're gay
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I got wood once at the doctors...

It was a female doctor. I was in there after injuring my foot. She was crouched down, right at cock level... rubbing my foot. She was decent looking, with some nice cleavage.

yeah, definately gay if you get hard

if he tries to fuck you... fuck him back :1orglaugh

i'm willing to bet you'll end up being gay by the time you walk outta there

ha ha ha...when i was going to school...i had to go and get checked out..and i went into the room and the doctor was so freakin hot...i immediately started worrying about getting hard in front of her...as i was there for her to check me out...it was a little funny at first...but she was all business so it was fine

you'll be too embarassed to spring wood... I can pull my stuff out anywhere but when I get in that little bright ass room definite embarassment sets in... and I hate this one,"pull down your pants...mmmhmmm..hmmm..mhmm"...maybe thats just my doctor though :1orglaugh

This is so sick. After re-reading your comment, I actually found it to be romantic:Oh crap

From the movie Friday "You better put some water on that damn shit" ???

hmmm

this brings up images of the Stiffmeister getting his prostate milked in Road Trip ;)

that nurse was kinda hot

Same thing happend to me when I went to a chiropractor (just to see if they're crackheads or really know anything about the body). She was a decent looking female chiropractor and once she started rubbing on parts of my body and inner thigh, I got a little wood, not full blown woody, but it was rising.

I've never been to a chiropractor since.

Funny, I've been going for massage therapy, for my back, and I read that a lot of men get hard ons when their lower back is massaged

I also read that most people goto female massage therapists, because men are homophobic, and women are afraid of male therapists sexually assaulting them

to answer the obvious question, yes my therapist is female, and I would not goto a male massage therapist

If you ever have a vasectomy, you will never ever need to worry about getting wood, when you goto the doctor :uhoh ever ever

indeed :glugglug

Getting a vasectomy makes you impotent? Or just at the doctors because you remember pain at the doctors?

why would he grab your cock ? what kind of check is that ?

tsk tsk...closet gay homosexuals

I've had it done once before. He doesn't actually grab the shaft, just the balls and asks me to cough.

I really don't know exactly what he's checking for and I was too ashamed to ever ask.

I'm just concerned about how much friction there will be and if he has really nice warm soft hands.

By the sound of it, I think someone wants some nut feeling action....

I can't think of any appointments I've had where I've been worried about getting my nuts grabbed off the doc...

Have I been missing out all this time ?

Yeah, the nut press + cough is to check for hernias. Something about the muscle wall below your nuts being examined while under internal pressure from coughing.

What's this about vasectomies???? They don't effect your responsiveness do they???? I
Inquiring minds want to know!?

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can't anyone on this board stop talking about fucking faggots?

jesus h. christ.... u all sound like latent homos.

Yah that's the most common place where men get hernias-
in laymans terms, where your nut cord goes thru your gut sack.

Come on Sweetpants...I know you want some Hot Boofoo
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Dont make fun of Lars !! He's always kind to me :)

Just you wait until you go to the doctors next week....... :Graucho