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JohnRingo 07-24-2011 09:37 PM

What do they make this fake cum out of?
 
Anyone got a recipe?

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ShellyCrash 07-24-2011 09:42 PM

kinda looks like hand lotion. :P

CYF 07-24-2011 09:44 PM

Burger King cinnamini frosting :)

Tempest 07-24-2011 09:47 PM

That looks like crap.. probably just some sort of hand cream..

There's some info in this thread
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=736156

Spunky 07-24-2011 09:47 PM

Collect elephant sperm and use pump

drmadcat 07-24-2011 09:50 PM

recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

A customer emailed us the following info about that. They said: sugar in vaginas can cause instant yeast infections, and it can't be that great of an idea to load one's ass up with it either. A preferred substance would be plain yogurt. The PH balance more closely resembles that inside the body. Add water to reach desired thickness.

MattO 07-24-2011 09:55 PM

coconut cocktail mix works good

ShellyCrash 07-24-2011 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 18305332)
coconut cocktail mix works good

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:2 cents: :thumbsup

waltgator 07-24-2011 10:48 PM

we use some shit called cetaphil...:thumbsup

alias 07-24-2011 10:53 PM

It could be water with corn starch and gelatin, you'd have to ask Stacy Silver.

dillonaire 07-24-2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnRingo (Post 18305312)

Lube and add soy milk to color.

pornmasta 07-24-2011 11:59 PM

Dont let it dry

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TurboAngel 07-25-2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 18305408)

Wow......

CurrentlySober 07-25-2011 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 18305408)

I'm LICKING my monitor....

If that had been poo... I'd have BROKEN it!... :thumbsup

Wilbo 07-25-2011 05:42 AM

Why use fake when I have so much to offer?

bloggerz 07-25-2011 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo (Post 18305740)
Why use fake when I have so much to offer?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lace 07-25-2011 05:46 AM

This has been asked a million times. Use the search feature for christs sake

cherrylula 07-25-2011 07:04 AM

tapioca pudding or yogurt

J. Falcon 07-25-2011 07:36 AM

Just use the real stuff.

brassmonkey 07-25-2011 07:36 AM

egg whites and flour. leftovers? bake a cake

Sophie Delancey 07-26-2011 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18305932)
egg whites and flour. leftovers? bake a cake

Just scrape off the face, bake and enjoy!


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