Breaking News: VIVID offers Amy Winehouse ...
 

$50 million dollars to star in a porn movie!!!! Head man at Vivid, Steven Hirsch was seen chasing the ambulance as it was carrying her body to the morgue. When asked why the urgency, Mr. Hisch replied "Ms. Winhouse is a top talent! And judging from the reaction on GFY.com(a popular adult industry forum), we wanted to sign her to a deal before she cooled off".


Apparently, Vivid has no qualms shooting a dead woman in an adult seen. Mr. Hirsch commented "Yeah, I know she's dead. But many of our starlets appear to be dead in our scenes anyway. So we are bringing a long time producer aboard for this. A guy with a history of bringing life out of models... Paul Markham".

It is rumoured that stunt cock pornopete has accepted the part opposite Winehouse in this porn valley blockbuster:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaug h:1orglaugh

... and tubeking was hired as pornopete's fluffer lolololo

or is it you???



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This wasn't funny at all you fucking cock gobbler.

she died you know. not funny.

Sorry Agent... I used all my sympathy for the poor people in Norway. I have none left for someone who destroyed themselves with drugs and self pity.

This is a non-story. We all knew 4-5 years ago this was where she was heading. Sorry.

Not sure if serious. :helpme

I don't get it?:disgust

fucked up shit bro

not funny for me. a family friend also died 2 day not a good day 4 me.

sorry to hear about your friend bro:Oh crap

You don't humor with the dead.



You know.




Not funny. :winkwink:

So, not many fans of dead people humor???

Thread was a parody of Steve's publicity hounding press releases, not intended as a slight to an out of control drug addict committing suicide.

But here's one for all my sensitive GFY buddies- What's the one difference between Amy Winehouse and a sack of dead kittens? Most of you sick bastards would laugh at a joke about dead cats.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why is everybody being so fucking sensitive about someone who wouldn't have given a shit if they had been run over by a bus unless they were out fetching her next fix?

Well i am not fan of black humor this sounds funny to me.

Awesome. Can't wait til that hits the tubes so I can watch for FREEEEEEE

Tough crowd! Next time go with the dead baby material

I am not really a fan of black humour either, but I did find some of Richard Pryors Stand up amusing...