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theking 07-22-2011 12:20 AM

How many of you became what you wanted to be
 
...when you were growing up?

I wanted to be a professional soldier like my dad was and I became a professional soldier...but unfortunately my military career was cut short after only 12 years.

k0nr4d 07-22-2011 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 18299124)
...when you were growing up?

I wanted to be a professional soldier like my dad was and I became a professional soldier...but unfortunately my military career was cut short after only 12 years.

Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

moeloubani 07-22-2011 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18299140)
Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

theking 07-22-2011 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18299140)
Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

I assume that your response means that you never did what you wanted to do when you were growing up. Do I assume correctly?

Paul Markham 07-22-2011 01:14 AM

I never thought of being a soldier.

Going to new lands. :thumbsup

Meeting foreigners. :thumbsup

Killing them to make them free. :mad: :disgust

I wanted to be a chef. Did it as a trainee for 2 years and the hours and wages were crap. So went into the family trade of dress making, ran a stall, found out I could sell, then discovered selling the idea to girls of getting your kit off and doing wonderful things to your body. Was even better money and loads of fun.

theking 07-22-2011 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18299157)
I never thought of being a soldier.

Going to new lands. :thumbsup

Meeting foreigners. :thumbsup

Killing them to make them free. :mad: :disgust

I wanted to be a chef. Did it as a trainee for 2 years and the hours and wages were crap. So went into the family trade of dress making, ran a stall, found out I could sell, then discovered selling the idea to girls of getting your kit off and doing wonderful things to your body. Was even better money and loads of fun.

I do not recall killing anyone to make them free. I do recall killing...to make them dead...because they were trying to kill me and my comrades in arms.

CurrentlySober 07-22-2011 01:46 AM

no. i wanted to grow up to be a poo

sojproductions 07-22-2011 01:55 AM

always wanted to be a graphic designer, did that, worked my butt off for nowhere near enough cash, used those skills in online porn, turned out good!

CDSmith 07-22-2011 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18299189)
no. i wanted to grow up to be a poo

Whenever someone calls you a shithead do you take it as a compliment?

Just curious. :1orglaugh




Me, I can't recall wanting to "be" anything specific when growing up. At the age of 32 or therabouts I decided I wanted to be retired by 40, a goal I achieved 3 years early. (thanks to the internet and this business) So yes, I suppose I am right where I wanted to be.

I may not like poo quite as much as my poo-loving friend above but having a good dump is always a highlight of my morning. That's something.

CurrentlySober 07-22-2011 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18299199)
Whenever someone calls you a shithead do you take it as a compliment?

Just curious. :1orglaugh

Pretty much. Thats also why I like GFY... Everyone is always so nice to me!

AmeliaG 07-22-2011 02:32 AM

When I was in fourth grade, my parents put a stop to the business I and one of my little friends were planning when we cut up a number of my friend's mom's boyfriend's magazines and glued the pages to construction paper, with the intent of selling our handiwork to classmates.

nico-t 07-22-2011 02:34 AM

i couldn't afford to grow up...

CDSmith 07-22-2011 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 18299230)
When I was in fourth grade, my parents put a stop to the business I and one of my little friends were planning when we cut up a number of my friend's mom's boyfriend's magazines and glued the pages to construction paper, with the intent of selling our handiwork to classmates.

Parents can be such a buzzkill.

Lord knows I had more than a few girly mags confiscated by officer mom and lieutenant dad back in the day. "Trash" they called it. My precious Hustlers and Penthouse! :mad:

Zorgman 07-22-2011 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18299140)
Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

Speak for yourself please! :helpme

Chosen 07-22-2011 02:45 AM

I wanted to be myself, so here I am :pimp

Chosen 07-22-2011 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18299189)
no. i wanted to grow up to be a poo

Cool :1orglaugh

TB Adriana 07-22-2011 02:46 AM

i wanted to be a lawyer, but in the US. was never fond of the system in my country

stinkyfingers 07-22-2011 02:47 AM

i want to be a cowboy

cutedimples 07-22-2011 02:49 AM

I wanted to always be happy, and I am. :)

I also wanted to buy my mama a gorgeous mansion, but I've not done that yet. :smokin

seeandsee 07-22-2011 03:13 AM

i want to be like fucking mrHu!

charlie g 07-22-2011 03:26 AM

I never had any aspirations as a child... just wanted to get 16 to drive and then 18 to drink. Been downhill ever since.








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loreen 07-22-2011 03:46 AM

I dreamed of loving what I do. And I do :)

brassmonkey 07-22-2011 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18299189)
no. i wanted to grow up to be a poo

http://netdna.copyblogger.com/images/pooh.jpg

or

http://www.darreltaylor.com/files/MrHanky.jpeg

?

astronaut x 07-22-2011 03:52 AM

semi retired and living off a big fat check, yes, I would have to say yes.

Paul Markham 07-22-2011 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18299188)
I do not recall killing anyone to make them free. I do recall killing...to make them dead...because they were trying to kill me and my comrades in arms.

Yes that's always the excuse. The innocent are just unlucky being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Where and when did you serve, what rank, what unit and where's the proof?

I know a few real soldiers, they never talk about it. One fought in the Falklands, the other is currently in Afghanistan. They never ever talk about it.

cutedimples 07-22-2011 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18299475)
I know a few real soldiers, they never talk about it. One fought in the Falklands, the other is currently in Afghanistan. They never ever talk about it.

Thats not true. I know a couple real soldiers too (my grandpa being one) and he actually proudly told me his life story as a soldier. They probably "rarely" talk about it unless they are comfortable w it, but, never say never, hon. :)

Luckily you didnt ask me, "where and when did you become happy, what made you happy, what was it in your happiness and where is the proof?" lol

k0nr4d 07-22-2011 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 18299148)
I assume that your response means that you never did what you wanted to do when you were growing up. Do I assume correctly?

I wanted to be a pilot. Now, i'm terified to fly.

CurrentlySober 07-22-2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18299456)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

www.ilikepoo.com

theking 07-23-2011 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18299475)
Yes that's always the excuse. The innocent are just unlucky being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Where and when did you serve, what rank, what unit and where's the proof?

I know a few real soldiers, they never talk about it. One fought in the Falklands, the other is currently in Afghanistan. They never ever talk about it.

As to your question...been answered multiple times...so if you are interested do a search...as I will not be interrogated by you...thank you very much.

DWB 07-23-2011 06:22 AM

I wanted to be a dragon slayer, so that's what I became. But business was horrible so my fall back plan was to be a pornographer. Turns out that business went to shit too.

Thinking of becoming an insurgent next. I think I'd be pretty good at planting IEDs on the side of the road in an attempt to kill those who are "liberating" whatever country I may be residing in at the time.

Grapesoda 07-23-2011 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18299140)
Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

maybe, maybe not. I know the first time I saw a picture of a adult pussy at around that time my world changed :)

Rochard 07-23-2011 09:19 AM

I did.

I am a third generation US Marine. My grandfather and father were both Marines. I spent four years in the Marines, and though it wasn't really for me I'm very glad I did because it also made me who I am today.

I'm also glad I got into computers. I had a interest in computers back in high school, which was when the only place to buy software was at Radio Shack.

StinkyPink 07-23-2011 09:28 AM

I wanted to be an OBGYN, guess I am close.

theking 07-23-2011 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18302195)
I did.

I am a third generation US Marine. My grandfather and father were both Marines. I spent four years in the Marines, and though it wasn't really for me I'm very glad I did because it also made me who I am today.

I'm also glad I got into computers. I had a interest in computers back in high school, which was when the only place to buy software was at Radio Shack.

My grandfather and father were both career soldiers...so I too was a third generation soldier...but military men in the family go back even further.

brassmonkey 07-23-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18299526)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

www.ilikepoo.com

u want to be a piece of shit? you have two girls and a cup in your dvd player?? :helpme

twistyneck 07-23-2011 10:26 PM

I wanted to be a lazy worthless piece of shit and my dream has come true!

L-Pink 07-23-2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18299140)
Well, since we're all pornographers, I suspect not very many of us planned this out when we were 7 years old...

Great :thumbsup

WarChild 07-23-2011 11:04 PM

Oh come on now Pathfinder. Surely you didn't dream of being a broken down lonely old man so desperate for attention you had to fake your own death on a message board. A message board where you not only have failed to fool anyone but simply don't fit in. Twitter would be more your style, except of course for the fact that nobody would bother to follow you.

I have my doubts if you ever served in any millitary. I'd say the odds are fair to good that you're just living out some fantasy on the Internet. It's a stupid fantasy, but I guess to each their own. I urge you to seek help before your entire life expires and you've done absolutely nothing.

I'm not sure if you're trying to convince us or yourself but either way nobody believes any child anywhere ever dreamed of growing up to be your sorry ass.

Jakez 07-23-2011 11:33 PM

I wanted to work online but more importantly work for myself.


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