Need to scam my way into seeing an endocrinologist
 

My woman needs one badly.. and we're told that they won't see her without any insurance... I FINALLY got them to furnish copies of ALL tests she's had for her thyroid problems.. Is there a good place to post some of it on the web? I can't seem to get webMD to load, for me..

What are some ways to make one see her??

I'd also like that one thyroid expert guy on here to look it over for me..

Thanks!!

Sounds like you need a vet and the "go to sleep" needle :2 cents:

Seems the insurance company is between you and your doctor .....

dont fuck around with insurance... unless you like getting pounded in the ass in jail :2 cents:

Can't you just go to your GP and get a referral to see a specialist in the public health system ?

What insurance? His lady doesn't have any is what he's saying.

I'm sure if you two hood rats put your heads together you should be able to outhink a medical professional and easily trick him or her in to doing your bidding. You should get a white board and start brain storming.

he is not in australia mate

Do you need insurance to see a doctor ? What kind of fucked up situation is that ? Isn't there both a private and public health care system ?

do you qualify for medicaid?

Nah I know that I thought he was in the US. I knew the US health system was bad but I didn't think there was a complete absence of public healthcare there.

Go to the clinic for low-income people and if your household income qualifies, they'll hook you up with the specialist and it'll cost you like $25.

I told someone on social security but not yet eligible for medicare to do that and everything is being taken care of. They're being charged based on their income and ability to pay. All of the heart tests cost like $150 (would have been thousands) and the cardiologist is $25 a visit. The hospital also wrote off their ER bill as charity.

If she's been to the hospital for this, tell her to call the hospital's in-house social worker, who will make all of the connections.

Crud, how can a developed country like the USA have such a third world health system ?

In most cases you do not qualify for medicaid if you're over 21 or do not qualify otherwise (disability, etc.). I think the mother of children on medicaid also qualify, which I think is a joke. I'm for providing it when they're pregnant, but not just because they're a parent.

Health care here is run by the insurance companies.

For those who have insurance our health system is second to none. Those without are subjected to Darwinian elimination.

How much does health insurance cost the average American ?

That's not the issue. If you have a pre existing condition you can't get insurance.

Exactly.
Also once you reach 50 with a family history of cancer, etc no one wants to touch you ... if you are looking for single coverage not part of a companies group coverage it's impossible.

The only government coverage you will receive is if you have a low income and no assets.

"Need to scam my way into..."

It's cocksuckers like you that drive my insurance premiums up, up, up. :321GFY

The "go to sleep" needle sounds like a solution. Strays attracted to your type are easy to come by, you'll find another soon. There's probably one trolling the parking lot now.

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So a pre-existing medical condition = let them die in your book?

Here is to hoping you get a rare cancer, hit your maximums, get canceled and die.

I don't feel bad since you've already wished death on me.

What you young guys need to realize is that statistically speaking your health insurance premiums are being stolen from you. The odds are you will never need a major claim.

Now get older where statistically a claim is inevitable and you will be dropped like a hot rock unless you are part of a group plan that has enough young people in it.

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Idiot. I don't have insurance either.

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go to www.realthyroidhelp.com

they have a forum, they'll help you out

I bet right now you almost wish you were Canadian, eh?

Go fucking kill yourself you human waste. Maybe open your mouth and say something like that out in public instead of from behind a keyboard and some good person will do it FOR YOU. Go and die somewhere and be sure that it hurts so that you can finally feel something you limp dick ball drainer.

Agreed - I don't mean actual felony fraud is on the menu - it's just that hard working people can't really afford to spend 1/3 their income on health insurance (that doesn't really cover anything, anyway).

So I need to learn how to work the system a little bit - believe me - it rapes her every pay day... :(

He actually has a good point. A Vet would be a good solution for your budget. Most Vets are small animal Vets but I bet if you look around you can find one with some barnyard experience to help out "your lady". :thumbsup

You told me to put a sweet loving human being down with a lethal injection when I am asking how I can get her the health care she needs. Why don't you go and stone yourself to death with a big rock suspended from a rope... "Cut the cord and fly so high".. you motherfucking fuck, you, fuck YOU

I know who you're talking about.. I think!! I remember someone I knew talked to a certain "one department" at the hospital one time and got some care some how.... that is a great idea.

We've had several tests ranging from $10 to $200 and now they're "trying to find an endo she can afford who will see her"

why waste time trying to see an endo, it will never happen. go see a thyroid specialist, they can prescribe the same exact meds an endo can with a lot less hassle.

Christ sitting on a cosmic cracker taking liberal bites out of a blushing moon, how can YOU suggest that I end my womans life?

We don't have a good health care system because our god damned government steals everything and what they don't steal they price us out of. They've caused health care costs to be ten times what they should be, they did this so that they can "rush in and save us by socializing it" now that no one can afford it

you could prolly order a bucket full of whatever u want from an online canadian drugstore.

armuor thyroid 100 pills, stock up

http://www.getcanadiandrugs.com/Prod...aspx?s=thyroid

We're not hood rats.. I god damned well can be when I have to be, though.
If I ever had to I could go back to cans of beans from the dollar store and a $20 piece of metal in my pocket, too

The more straight and right you try to go, the tougher things get, but only at first

So the system is going to work me, if I can work it a little bit, fine

At least I refuse to apply for any aid from them or any of that - not a dollar. I either make money or I don't. Period. We're talking about a hard working woman who is struggling to make half of her hours because of a terrible condition.

I don't know - some friend of hers suggested it, too, I thought it was just for medicines ... looking into it today

There's a guy on here named anal hobbit who comes up with all kinds of creative scams. Give him a shout. :2 cents:

If she has a serious problem followed by pain or some other crazy symptoms you can always take her to the E.R. They have to take you, even if you don't have insurance. Sure, you will owe them an arm and a leg but at least she will get the treatment she needs. She can pay them 5 bucks a month and never get into any kind of trouble.

Some places are kind and if they see you have no money, may be able to waive most of the bill as a charitable cause (I don't know how they accomplish this but I know it can be done). If they can do that for you though, it doesn't include the private doctors that will visit you, check your chart, ask you how you are feeling, then leave.

This isn't the best advice, as much as it is "no more options" type of advice.
Best of luck, I hope your girl feels better and finds help for her issues.
Nothing sucks more than having to helplessly watch someone suffer you care about.

Maybe she should get herself arrested on something minor. I'm pretty sure they have to give you access to health care in Jail.

Get a goddamn job and stop sponging off this poor woman.
Then stop coming to a forum for life advice.

In all seriousness. Your father was supposed to tell you this shit, I'm sorry it has to be me at this late date.

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Questions;

You're not married right?
Is she employed?
What is her income?

That's where we've been going... complete with some crackhead who hates white people screaming at all of the people "you in the rong hood, yo, this a nigga neighbahood".. so of course this 50 year old 300lb white woman is out there giving his shit right back to him (not a good idea) like it's nothing... she keeps on and on and on escalating the situation

I text my woman with the don't come outside yet .. here this guy is fighting with this huge white big mouthed broad .. several of this guys friends across the way watching all this... my woman she texts when she's ready .. I have to walk right by all of this to go in and walk her out.. thankfully he didn't start no shit with me, I guess because of the look on my face maybe? I don't know I'm scared of everyone and I know how bad these situations can get I seen it but I don't ever show it, fear, you know

Shit I grew up in black neighborhoods and I know all too well how bad of an idea it is to be white in an area like that one, and then on top of that to run your white mouth, but hell, I got no choice but to be there and can't he see anyway we ain't got shit more than him?? Fuck :( it ain't like I live on park avenue wearing white ties having grey poop with my upon and shit, damn

They do some tests free and charge for others... everything has a waiting list.. if you don't get one this month it has to be next month.. etc etc etc - but we're sure trying

THIS is what you get in America for working hard.. so you BETTER work smart and not end up like so many people have

Bull shit, dead brain. They rape enough taxes out of her, the same thieves price her out of any kind of coverage whatsoever, and you think I am a cocksucker if I try to help her work the system back a little bit? Her life is on the line, here.

Go fuck your worthless self to death with jesus christs dick made of jagged sharpened non melting ice and take a cumshot from a dying polar bear on his last day after not unloading for three years and eat that goo for dinner like your boyfriends ass gravy you dick licking ball sucking ass probing motherfucking cocksucking fucking fuck, you, fuck you, you, you motherfucker YOU! :thumbsup

you're welcome.

must not be that crucial a medical concern.

Thanks!!

now that i think about it, i'd bet the problem with legitimate insulin dependent diabetics like myself getting in to see an endo is likely due to their having to waste time on this sort of person.

I don't know. Canada makes me a little upset. They exist because we make that possible. Then they brag about SELLING us oil. "You need our oil", well, we need the oil, but you wouldn't exist without us, so why are you SELLING it to us? :error

The states sends billions of dollars all over the world, for what, so everyone else can insult or hate us?

geeze.

Nonsense!

She is going to DIE if we don't get this taken care of

She is a hard working productive member of society

Your condition is important, but, so is hers :2 cents:

He probably thought of that but isn't good at foreign languages.

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