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CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 11:51 AM
Aside from a doctors finger...
 
I have never really had ANYTHING else stuck up my ass...

Tell me... Am I really missing out on some magical experience?

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 11:51 AM
And yes, before you ask, I have tried 'ReShitting' but I dont really count that...

CDSmith 07-21-2011 11:56 AM
Have you tried reshit... oh wait, you did.


um, ah...



Okay I got nothing.

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18297732)

Okay I got nothing.
Nothing up your ass?

marketsmart 07-21-2011 12:00 PM
when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard.... :thumbsup






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CDSmith 07-21-2011 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18297743)
Nothing up your ass?
My rosebud is virgin.

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18297744)
when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard.... :thumbsup






.

Which one were you in? I was in maricopa county for 6 months... Did we meet?

_Richard_ 07-21-2011 12:04 PM
you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18297751)
My rosebud is virgin.
Never mind mate - Theres always 'Tomorrow' after all :thumbsup

(Its only a day away...)

iamtam 07-21-2011 12:06 PM
aside from your head, right?

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18297762)
you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..
So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18297770)
aside from your head, right?

???

Are you offering to give me head?

Scott McD 07-21-2011 12:10 PM
Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18297785)
Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...
Were the tranny cocks nice though?

I'm open to ALL suggestions...

After all, WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE - So lets just be honest with each other and spread the bum lurrrvvee...

_Richard_ 07-21-2011 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18297772)
So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?
priorities eh? :1orglaugh

Scott McD 07-21-2011 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18297789)
Were the tranny cocks nice though?
Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you... :(

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18297847)
Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you... :(
EVERYONE has a bigger cock than me :(

I cant afford a big cock... :(

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18297833)
priorities eh? :1orglaugh
How do I stick a 'prioritie' up my ass? Instructions please :helpme

96ukssob 07-21-2011 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18297708)
I have never really had ANYTHING else stuck up my ass...

Tell me... Am I really missing out on some magical experience?
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18297715)
And yes, before you ask, I have tried 'ReShitting' but I dont really count that...
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data...image00118.jpg

:2 cents:

Choopa Phil 07-21-2011 12:56 PM
sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18297908)
Absolutly! :thumbsup

Hence my posting on GFY... :helpme

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18297914)
sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

Cool... So you recommend a sock?

I get that it needs to be pink... But what material? Nylon? Cotton? Woollen? Long? Short?

So many choices... So little time....

_Richard_ 07-21-2011 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18297914)
sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?
http://i.imgur.com/O1wCf.jpg

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18297947)
Wish I did???

Care to explain? I need to get closer to backdoor nirvana...

CurrentlySober 07-21-2011 01:08 PM
I think I may have go 'Direct To The Source'...

Anyone got Juicys ICQ?

Serge Litehead 07-21-2011 02:31 PM
http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/1525/6813_2426.jpeg

u-Bob 07-21-2011 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18297908)
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

seeandsee 07-21-2011 02:40 PM
put hemoroid rockets into your ass

thickcash_amo 07-21-2011 03:43 PM
Dont worry about it, you can't afford it.


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