Fucking affilaite reps.
 

Here is how you lose a webmaster in a few easy emails:

1. Send me FHGs. Which I am kind enough to actually look at and inspect. I discover none of them will work for my site, but I write back explaining this:

"None of your FHGs will work for me, can you please just renew my password so I can make my own?"

2. Ignore that request and send me more FHGs 2 weeks later which I again look at and inspect. I write back and explain:

"As I said before, none of your FHGs will work for me, can you please just give me a password so I can make my own?"

3. Reply with a pointless question:

"What website are you promoting us on?"

4. Sure, I'll do this retarded dance. I send you a few examples of my site.

5. Reply with another pointless question:

"Do those galleries link to us? What is your affiliate id or sign up email?"

HINT - you sent FHGs to this email address which means you already have my email address and aff. ID.

6. Galleries deleted, going back to FTV Girls where they actually like webmasters.

Like I told you on ICQ, I'm not giving you a free password to www.malespectrumpass.com

Nobody believes that you are lazy enough to ask me for my aff ID while reading an email with my aff ID in it.

Fucking surfers looking for free passwords to spank to!

Assholes!

those fuckers!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UlZdC4-Ywl.../angry-kid.jpg

Hahahaha wow.

haha the pic made me put on a wide smile :) cute!

I agree that unresponsiveness and poor reading comprehension skills are annoying as hell, but when sponsors have good content, shitty webmaster tools, and poor customer service, it probably means that they're not being heavily promoted and are therefore less saturated.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice

hey jimmy do you have skype?

You know this.

james_mgfllc

jimmy, what program was that?

you just described 99.9% programs.

I am not going to put them on blast on GFY, it was more in the spirit of a reminder to programs that want to get a few sales a month from small webmasters, kissing a little ass goes a long way and so does wasting my motherfucking time.

I'm going to guess TopBucks looking at previous responses to this post.

I have no experience of this program, so I am sure that there has been some sort of misunderstanding between the different parties involved

If you knew anything about TopBucks you'd realize that guess is as far off base as could be.

The only reason I would guess that, would be:

It kind of says, affiliate manager / webmaster to TopBucks.....

Heh, if you ever have experience with us that Jimmy posted about, please directly email me to fire someone. ;) kristin @ topbucks.com

My team knows much better than that, promise.

And Sly was joking since Jimmy is gay.

That was a joke about the OP being a fag [the site url was gay].

Geez - you attend a few Cybersocket parties and this is what you get...

I will bare that in mind, and I am sure when I need the assistance of affiliate managers that they will be there and would be able to assist with any issues being experienced.

Sorry if it reflects back on you as a negative, it is just the impression I got reading the post from the top, and I am sure that I misinterpreted what had been written.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Who would guess this joke can be so hard to get

Fire sly please, thanks.

And by cybersocket he means "soggy biscuit".

FYI I met Shay Lauren at a gay party. I was the only straight guy in the room. So that was good.

You're weird.

Look who's talking.

I once tried fucking an affiliate rep... He said 'No'... :(

:1orglaugh

I guess they thought you were going to use their content to promote someone else.