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Choker 07-18-2011 08:22 PM

So I got my refund check today from the IRS
 
$12.47 what a fucking joke. Our tax system is so fucked up. I should have like 5 more kids then get all the child credits and have the government pay me for having kids like they do for so many others.

CYF 07-18-2011 08:29 PM

don't spend it all in one place :)

and hey, a refund is better than paying imho.

bean-aid 07-18-2011 08:42 PM

How much income/profit did you file? That could explain the return

Choker 07-18-2011 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner (Post 18290951)
How much income/profit did you file? That could explain the return

Too much. Shit I have bought and resold over the years caught up with me as far as accounting and tax liabilities. 2010 was very bad for me as far as tax liabilities.

bloggerz 07-18-2011 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF (Post 18290926)
don't spend it all in one place :)

and hey, a refund is better than paying imho.

A refund would mean he overpaid... so still he paid something

I agree, tax is so fucked up that sometimes it's unbelieveable. sometimes makes you wonder if they are just out to milk you and put you out of business from so many tax liabilities

Choker 07-18-2011 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 18290976)
A refund would mean he overpaid... so still he paid something

I agree, tax is so fucked up that sometimes it's unbelieveable. sometimes makes you wonder if they are just out to milk you and put you out of business from so many tax liabilities

What urks me is these fucking child tax credits. We are basically paying fat lazy women to sit on thier fat asses, pop out babies one after another and get a big fat check from the IRS every year for it. I don't think this is what Reagan intended when he started this shit back in the day. It was meant to help single moms get back on their feet. Instead it has turned into a way of life for millions of lazy people. If you pay federal taxes you too are paying these fat lazy women money to sit on thier fat ass all day long watching Oprah.

potter 07-18-2011 09:22 PM

Why would you want a refund? That would mean you over paid through the year.

anexsia 07-18-2011 09:24 PM

at least you don't owe $4,167.12 like me

Robbie 07-18-2011 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18290920)
$12.47 what a fucking joke.

Sounds to me like you did it just about right.

If you had gotten a big refund check it would have meant that you overpaid through the year and the govt. had your money interest free.

I've gotten to where I pay LESS than I should on my quarterly taxes so that they don't get to have any of my money extra than they have to for any amount of time.

xNetworx 07-19-2011 12:29 AM

I got fucking audited last year. UGH. Turned out OK tho. Only owed a small % of what they wanted.

machinegunkelly 07-19-2011 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18291005)
What urks me is these fucking child tax credits. We are basically paying fat lazy women to sit on thier fat asses, pop out babies one after another and get a big fat check from the IRS every year for it. I don't think this is what Reagan intended when he started this shit back in the day. It was meant to help single moms get back on their feet. Instead it has turned into a way of life for millions of lazy people. If you pay federal taxes you too are paying these fat lazy women money to sit on thier fat ass all day long watching Oprah.

Actually Child Tax Credits are relief paid back based on taxes on items you incur while having children... taxes on stuff like school shit, food for them etc.

You mean welfare?

I Don't know how you guys are taxed in the US, but 15% on all the crap I have to buy for the kids adds the fuck up fast.

sicone 07-19-2011 12:48 AM

I didn't know that I was a fat lazy Oprah watching woman just because I get the EIC for my son. Thanks for pointing this out for me Choker

seeandsee 07-19-2011 02:11 AM

That is near perfection if i understand your tax system :)

BittieBucks Eric 07-19-2011 05:04 AM

Doesn't a child cost much more then the credits you get?

IllTestYourGirls 07-19-2011 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric (Post 18291452)
Doesn't a child cost much more then the credits you get?

Not when you are already on welfare and not using your own money to pay for them.

VikingMan 07-19-2011 05:35 AM

Hey Choker I am available for adoption. Would love to go back to college and make you proud of me.

Sid70 07-19-2011 05:36 AM

So how much that child tax credit check usually is ?

mineistaken 07-19-2011 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 18291211)
I didn't know that I was a fat lazy Oprah watching woman just because I get the EIC for my son. Thanks for pointing this out for me Choker

He did not mean honest people, he was raging about big number of dishonest ones (that made it the way of their lives)

Phoenix 07-19-2011 05:49 AM

if you got a refund you paid too much tax :)

i just got a small business check from the governmnet...nicee

Spunky 07-19-2011 05:59 AM

That's enough for a pack of smokes and some gum

bloggerz 07-19-2011 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18291477)
So how much that child tax credit check usually is ?

I get $3k credit for my son, sure helps for the end of the year income tax
I'm sure it's different in all states

L-Pink 07-19-2011 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 18291519)
I get $3k credit for my son, sure helps for the end of the year income tax
I'm sure it's different in all states

So for having a child you get a tax credit. For having a piece of commercial property I have to pay $9,000 school tax even though I don't have children. Sounds fair.

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DWB 07-19-2011 06:29 AM

Live abroad, make $92,900 or less, and pay NOTHING.

Or make more than $92,900 and only pay taxes on whatever you earn above that amount.

Otherwise:

1) Suck it up and keep giving away your hard earned money so the gov can pay some of their debt so they can borrow more money to help bail out everyone but you.

2) Make more babies.

3) Say hello to Wesley Snipes.


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