I Think Maybe I'll Write A Book......
 

......and call it something like, "The Decline And Fall of The Adult Industry: How The Highly Profitable Business Of Online Porn Went To Shit Because Of Fear, Loathing, Self-Hatred, Plain Old Hatred, Blind Hatred, Stupidity, Arrogance, Infighting, Name Calling And Failure To Adapt, While Blaming Everything And Everyone From Chris Mallick, 2257, Republicans, Democrats, Chrsitians, Muslims, Buddhists To The Local Humane Society."

Wait a minute!

I don't need to actually WRITE the book. The title alone says it all!

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what will be book about? :)

You better get cracking then,Just quietly...I think Paul Markham already has the head start on you. :winkwink:

but i want to read the book it sounds interesting

be sure to ask Paul Markham for advice :)

Were you wearing a dress when you took that photo?


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Get cracking Maude. But shouldn't you finish your Confessions of a Spammer ?

http://www.confessionsofaspamking.biz/
(looks like you're still learning Wordpress there matey)

http://twitter.com/#!/spamking2011

You tweeted from your fake Bill Waggoner account that the book would be ready in May and surprise surprise, like everything else, NOTHING HAPPENED.

You're full of shit Maude and you wont write anything.

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And for your education, the Adult Industry isn't dying, well not from where I am sitting, this year our local Adult Industry trade show, Sexpo is going to be the biggest yet. www.sexpo.com.au

You might get a nod from Guiness Book Of World Records for the longest book title which could send that sucker through the roof:winkwink:

on edit- although the "Chrsitians" might get pissed off;)

I think his first book was better actually.

"How to make Bank with a Killer Adult Classifieds Web Site" by Marion Maude Lynn

www.adultadsusa.com

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A book no one will read......:1orglaugh

Why? It could be pretty interesting read :pimp

I think it would be an interesting read too. Shame it would never happen, Marion never finishes anything.

Let's all beat this dead horse once again. Yawn.

That would be a fiction book... still TONS of money to be made in Adult.

every minute you spend bitching and complaining is a minute you could make a buck:2 cents:

Title should be "Memoirs of a Kansas Cross Dresser"

:1orglaugh

Here you go SallyRand, I found a good website for you.

http://www.dateacrossdresser.com/sin...s-crossdresser

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Must be tough being the target of ridicule every time you post. Alas I feel that SallyRand's pathetic desire to be noticed exceeds the shame he feels knowing that people think he's a douche.

Then again.

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lol wtf is this thread

Greed and low ethics. Banging cards, spamming, giving away content, and stealing content. Those are the causes.

It all combined to kill the golden goose.

Nobody here cares what you have to say... You are an old, broke and irrelevant tranny.

Your phrasing actually hints what the real picture is.

Still tons of money. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

As if there won't be tons of money for long. Or there has been a decline.

A better phrasing would be "Always has been and always will be tons of money to be made in porn."

You know the first part is true and the second isn't. You might be doing well, or might not be. A lot of spamming of sigs goes on by saying they're doing great and a lot of people work from home making a wage that's nice. Few make real money.

The big money is long gone. And the pot is shrinking.

When asked to show the big money was yesterday, clueless people point to the turnover of Private or Wicked to prove their point. That shows they don't have a clue.

Sally is trying to push buttons, yet he is only tickling his own clit.

keep going marion

SallyRand your cruise ship is departing.

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The Failboat is occupied by those who depend on search engine rankings.

Ok explain how to succeed online by completely disregarding search engines of any kind.

Let's see how smart you are girlfriend.

If he wrote it under a pen name they might.

He could call it Hole in the Bed by Mister Completely, for example.

Or Tiger in the Bed by Claude Balls.

I would def read either of those books.

Might be a good book to learn what not to do.

stick with what you know mr. sally. "How to be a Total Loser Douche Bag" or "I am a Totally Deranged Bag of Human Excrement".... this one has real possibilities too "How I became a Hundred-aire: Cheating Wednesday Night Bingo at the Old Folks Home". or this instant classic "Become the Most Smartest Man Woman on the Interwebs: Sally Rand and the Art of Google-Copy-Paste" this- "Keyboard Warrior Tuff Talk Handook: 50 Quotes from Pulp Fiction to Terrify Internet Nemesis(includes 20 hip phrases to make you sound cool like-Just Sayin)" AND THE CANT MISS BLOCKBUSTER "Gender Identity Crisis and the Senile: Did I Forget I Was a Man"

You are stealing from Paul Markham. He has a publisher* waiting for his draft now.





*albeit a fictitious one

No, actually the phrase means just that "still tons of money", there is nothing in that statement implicating it won't be for long. You repeat the same thing over and over, the exact same thing many in here were spouting in 2003 in regards to all the tgps giving away free porn.