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theking 07-13-2011 10:37 PM

I hired a fulltime housekeeper today
 
...not because I need one or want one...but because she and her two small children were on the verge of becoming homeless. I made it clear to her that she is not to consider it to be a permanent job and told her I will allow her the time she needs to seek other employment and do interviews.

K R I S T E N 07-13-2011 10:39 PM

Thats really upstanding of you! I think I would do the very same if confronted with the same situation!

96ukssob 07-13-2011 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18281024)
...not because I need one or want one...but because she and her two small children were on the verge of becoming homeless. I made it clear to her that she is not to consider it to be a permanent job and told her I will allow her the time she needs to seek other employment and do interviews.

thats nice of you. "help me help you!" :winkwink:

twistyneck 07-13-2011 10:41 PM

That's mighty white of you.

blonda80 07-14-2011 12:36 AM

thats nice of you

CDSmith 07-14-2011 12:50 AM

So let me get this straight... Single straight male... you hired a housekeeper... with NO ulterior motives?

What the... Um.... how is that even possible? :D


Kidding. Good work King. Been thinking of hiring another housekeeper lately myself. Had one about 15 years ago but unfortunately SHE had ulterior motives towards ME. It ended not well.

seeandsee 07-14-2011 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18281024)
...not because I need one or want one...but because she and her two small children were on the verge of becoming homeless. I made it clear to her that she is not to consider it to be a permanent job and told her I will allow her the time she needs to seek other employment and do interviews.

you have a good heart :thumbsup:2 cents:

charlie g 07-14-2011 01:07 AM

smoove playa:pimp:pimp

Just a few days before you have her shooting bareback GB:thumbsup














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CurrentlySober 07-14-2011 02:05 AM

i cant afford a house... let alone a house keeper...

leming 07-14-2011 03:54 AM

carma +
:thumbsup

Tjeezers 07-14-2011 04:42 AM

you know you can move left, right, up and down, but your in a relation ship now, and you are father now to 2 small children. You can sell this anyway you want, but saying you give her a salary till she gets back on her feet...... I keep repeating, that is how 90% of relationships are born...Again, congratulations, and I wish for you and your new wife all the best. You will be a good dad also!

bjlover 07-14-2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18281024)
...not because I need one or want one...but because she and her two small children were on the verge of becoming homeless. I made it clear to her that she is not to consider it to be a permanent job and told her I will allow her the time she needs to seek other employment and do interviews.

Is her name Eva? :1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 07-14-2011 04:58 AM

housekeepers don't have their kids live with you.

theking 07-14-2011 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 18281388)
you know you can move left, right, up and down, but your in a relation ship now, and you are father now to 2 small children. You can sell this anyway you want, but saying you give her a salary till she gets back on her feet...... I keep repeating, that is how 90% of relationships are born...Again, congratulations, and I wish for you and your new wife all the best. You will be a good dad also!

No I am not in a relationship...I do not do relationships anymore and haven't for years...and I will never be in a relationship again. I have had several wives and my last wife was in the late '80's and I will never have a wife again. I do not have children and prefer not to be around children.

Brujah 07-14-2011 05:04 AM

I did the same thing. I just hope Mom finds a job soon.

digi 07-14-2011 05:09 AM

You must feel so fucking good about yourself. You are like one of these idiots who donated $100 to charity and cant stop talking about it, fucking bathing yourself in comments from others about what a wonderful fucking human being you are.

You didn't do shit for that woman, you did it for yourself to show others how great you are or you wouldn't have posted it here.

Attention seeking piece of shit. Find a fucking hobby.

Idiot.

:321GFY

Brujah 07-14-2011 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi (Post 18281444)
You must feel so fucking good about yourself. You are like one of these idiots who donated $100 to charity and cant stop talking about it, fucking bathing yourself in comments from others about what a wonderful fucking human being you are.

You didn't do shit for that woman, you did it for yourself to show others how great you are or you wouldn't have posted it here.

Attention seeking piece of shit. Find a fucking hobby.

Idiot.

:321GFY

I'm sorry. :(

theking 07-14-2011 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18281418)
housekeepers don't have their kids live with you.

She nor the kids live with me...she is not a live in housekeeper. I payed the rent on her apartment and caught her utilities up for her as an advance in pay.

cherrylula 07-14-2011 05:16 AM

Congrats.

If you happen to drop dead, tell her to logon and let us know! Take care...

MrBottomTooth 07-14-2011 05:19 AM

So how long till you slip her the dink?

Sly 07-14-2011 05:27 AM

Ah, so you did it for bragging rights. Congratulations.

brentbacardi 07-14-2011 05:40 AM

So does she have to clean your cock as well?

ottopottomouse 07-14-2011 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18281454)
Congrats.

If you happen to drop dead, tell her to logon and let us know! Take care...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 07-14-2011 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18281474)
Ah, so you did it for bragging rights. Congratulations.

wants to be just like Arnie:thumbsup

IllTestYourGirls 07-14-2011 05:47 AM

Is she good at taint cleaning?

Tjeezers 07-14-2011 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18281430)
No I am not in a relationship...I do not do relationships anymore and haven't for years...and I will never be in a relationship again. I have had several wives and my last wife was in the late '80's and I will never have a wife again. I do not have children and prefer not to be around children.

K, i get your point. You have the life experience to know what your doing. Well, I hope she gets the message also and will use the time productive to find herself a new start. kudos for helping out, but your not in the safe zone until she and her spouses are

alexchechs 07-14-2011 06:35 AM

Nice job... sounds like a great way to help a family in need

Phoenix 07-14-2011 06:45 AM

a good deed is a good deed
kudos for you for helping out someone that needs it.

it is funny, i even tell myself the same thing...i only do nice things for people so i can feel good about it myself

but so what....a good deed is a good deed

Babaganoosh 07-14-2011 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi (Post 18281444)
You must feel so fucking good about yourself. You are like one of these idiots who donated $100 to charity and cant stop talking about it, fucking bathing yourself in comments from others about what a wonderful fucking human being you are.

You didn't do shit for that woman, you did it for yourself to show others how great you are or you wouldn't have posted it here.

Attention seeking piece of shit. Find a fucking hobby.

Idiot.

:321GFY

Bingo.

:thumbsup

mike1k 07-14-2011 06:56 AM

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you.

WarChild 07-14-2011 08:43 AM

No you didn't, Pathfinder. Just another story for some attention. You're still a loser.

Agent 488 07-14-2011 08:46 AM

congrats on the imaginary good deed. for that you will receive imaginary good karma.

V_RocKs 07-14-2011 12:10 PM

<<=== thinks you are a nice guy

bdld 07-14-2011 12:19 PM

self esteem issues.

Matyko 07-14-2011 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18281024)
...not because I need one or want one...but because she and her two small children were on the verge of becoming homeless. I made it clear to her that she is not to consider it to be a permanent job and told her I will allow her the time she needs to seek other employment and do interviews.

Nice Move Sir! ;) :thumbsup :pimp

JamesGw 07-14-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi (Post 18281444)
You must feel so fucking good about yourself. You are like one of these idiots who donated $100 to charity and cant stop talking about it, fucking bathing yourself in comments from others about what a wonderful fucking human being you are.

You didn't do shit for that woman, you did it for yourself to show others how great you are or you wouldn't have posted it here.

Attention seeking piece of shit. Find a fucking hobby.

Idiot.

:321GFY

Man, you're angry.

Choopa Phil 07-14-2011 12:30 PM

nice man! you got some good kudos coming your way

Paul Markham 07-14-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

No I am not in a relationship...I do not do relationships anymore and haven't for years...and I will never be in a relationship again. I have had several wives and my last wife was in the late '80's and I will never have a wife again. I do not have children and prefer not to be around children.
Were these the wives who were sharing it with your buddies on the barracks?

Bad enough when your wives fuck around, yours seemed to make a habit of it. But when it's your "Brothers in Arms" dipping the wick in your wives, that must suck. :1orglaugh

papill0n 07-14-2011 12:45 PM

you sound very insecure

CaptainHowdy 07-14-2011 12:47 PM

Make her post here, maybe she has something more interesting to say ...

Chosen 07-14-2011 12:49 PM

It's very nice of you :pimp

adultzone 07-14-2011 12:51 PM

Nice one!!!

DiF0r 07-14-2011 12:54 PM

that's cool from you

tranza 07-14-2011 01:06 PM

Well, good for you..

I have 2 housekeepers (one that comes every day and the other one comes twice a week).

I really don't kno how I could live without them..

theking 09-18-2011 08:28 AM

She found a job.

Sid70 09-18-2011 08:39 AM

Now you can sign off a ton of expenses!

lazycash 09-18-2011 09:21 AM

Nice gesture, now just hope she doesn't come back for help in a couple months when she has lost her new job.

Emil 09-18-2011 09:32 AM

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