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  • Crazy Enough
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2011
    • 449
    #1

    Things I hate in porn!

    I hate two things in porn movies:

    The first thing is music. If I want to listen to some music, I will listen what I like not those horrible jingles.

    The second thing is those fake nails. Why the girls have to use that?

    Last edited by Crazy Enough; 07-11-2011, 10:33 PM.
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    • PornStarToys
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        • Harmon
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            • mavruda
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              • Feb 2007
              • 2597
              #4
              Originally posted by Pussy Lover
              I hate two things in porn movies:

              The first thing is music. If I want to listen to some music, I will listen what I like not those horrible jingles.

              The second thing is those fake nails. Why the girls have to use that?

              Why the fuck are you listen to the music and look at them nails ????

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 39005
                  #5
                  The only thing I (AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS) hate about porn?



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                    • The Duck
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                      • May 2005
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                        • cooldude7
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                          • Nov 2009
                          • 4306
                          #7
                          Originally posted by The Duck
                          I want to add face cumshots to that list.

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                            • Matyko
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                              • Aug 2005
                              • 8674
                              #8
                              i hate when women are treated like shit.
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                                • cooldude7
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                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 4306
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Matyko
                                  i hate when women are treated like shit.
                                  i like that, i mean forced sex :D

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                                    • seeandsee
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                                      • 50945
                                      #10
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                                        • cutedimples
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                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 190
                                          #11
                                          Titles or stories that suggest incest. Yuck! Instant turn off!!

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                                            • leming
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 1775
                                              #12
                                              I hate that:

                                              "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                              "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
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                                              "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
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                                              "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
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                                                • Spunky
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  I don't want to hear guys talking

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                                                    • sleazydoesit
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2011
                                                      • 343
                                                      #14
                                                      I hate when I get caught watching it by my dad's 75 year old girlfriend while my pants are around my knees and then she backs out of the room like a deer in headlights

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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 63151
                                                          #15
                                                          I don't hate

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                                                              • 13177
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Mike Honcho
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                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 1608
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • czarina
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 10751
                                                                      #18
                                                                      the only thing I hate about porn is: LOW CONVERSIONS!!!
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                                                                        • Sophie Delancey
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2011
                                                                          • 1249
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I have to agree with you on the fake nails issue, mostly in lesbian porn. We all know those things poke and hurt something fierce. It feels way too fake.
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                                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 67792
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • DoubleD
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 758
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "innocent girl next door-types" with clit rings, belly button rings, etc - I don't mind the belly button rings, but right kinda girl in the right context...
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                                                                                    • Crazy Enough
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                                                                                      • Jun 2011
                                                                                      • 449
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by mavruda
                                                                                      Why the fuck are you listen to the music and look at them nails ????
                                                                                      I've been watching porn forever. Sometimes we ended to seeing all the details and the boring part of porn.

                                                                                      However, for real I don't care too much. I just do not like, and I want to know why!

                                                                                      I understand that most girls have ugly nails, but some have pretty and well done nails.

                                                                                      Anyway, the rule is fake is better than ugly, even if the ugly is natural.

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                                                                                        • faxxaff
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                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 2134
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I love fake nails in my ass .... yeah, music is annoying. There are better noises.
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                                                                                            • Roald
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                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 27910
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              add long close ups to the list, cant stand it.


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                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 94151
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I hate the fact that there is actually porn (and not sex) in porn !

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                                                                                                    • loreen
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                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 12558
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Matyko
                                                                                                      i hate when women are treated like shit.
                                                                                                      Oh, I like that. It's the submissive part in me, probably
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                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                          • 94151
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by loreen
                                                                                                          Oh, I like that. It's the submissive part in me, probably
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                                                                                                            • marlboroack
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Jul 2010
                                                                                                              • 9327
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Most new porn doesn't have music? I don't notice it atleast.

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                                                                                                                • Agent 488
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                  • 22511
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  long close up shots of the guys ass or balls while he pounds a chick ... why???

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                                                                                                                    • Choopa Phil
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                                                                                      • 3965
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 94151
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                                                                          long close up shots of the guys ass or balls while he pounds a chick ... why???
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                                                                                                                            • jollyperv
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                              • 3927
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              -Camera-men talking....nobody cares about what you have to say, seriously.

                                                                                                                              -Girls licking dudes' butts

                                                                                                                              -Overperforming morons, we know it's fake stop rubbing it in our faces

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                                                                                                                                • nikki99
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                                                                                                                                  • 23072
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 31027
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      1.Music is expencive to produce so thats why its shity
                                                                                                                                      2. Don't have idea,some ppl like it probably,lol

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                                                                                                                                        • DudeRick
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 1568
                                                                                                                                          #35


                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by leming
                                                                                                                                          I hate that:

                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeeeeeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy!"
                                                                                                                                          "Ooooh, yeah, fuck my puuussy!"

                                                                                                                                          All movie long just 4 words...
                                                                                                                                          Till the cum on her fucking mouth shut her up!

                                                                                                                                          Thats why I love vintage porn

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                                                                                                                                            • thickcash_amo
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2009
                                                                                                                                              • 3847
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I can't stand it when these girls screetch, scream or say shit when you just know they aren't enjoying it that much. I just keep mute on my laptop anyway.

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                                                                                                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 14445
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  razor burn, cellulite, dudes yelling when they blow a load

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                                                                                                                                                    • Crazy Enough
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2011
                                                                                                                                                      • 449
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                                                                                                                      -Camera-men talking....nobody cares about what you have to say, seriously.

                                                                                                                                                      -Girls licking dudes' butts

                                                                                                                                                      -Overperforming morons, we know it's fake stop rubbing it in our faces
                                                                                                                                                      I hate these things too!



                                                                                                                                                      About talking in porn, I prefer when the girl says something sexy and dirty, then when just screams like a pig.

                                                                                                                                                      Jesse Jane is a girl who screams too much. She does what I call "artificial hardcore".

                                                                                                                                                      And Mr. Camera Man, you can talk only if you are shooting the movie. Otherwise no one wants to hear from you

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                                                                                                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 46234
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Roald
                                                                                                                                                          add long close ups to the list, cant stand it.
                                                                                                                                                          yah in vids best to lay back and shoot vouyer, but in stills need the close up gapes and shit...

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                                                                                                                                                            • bronco67
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 29026
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              1. Any scene with more dicks than chicks.

                                                                                                                                                              2. Any scene with more than one guy.

                                                                                                                                                              3. Any scene with less than 5 girls.

                                                                                                                                                              4. Any scene without oil.

                                                                                                                                                              5. Any time a guy whacks off. Dudes, stop touching your own dicks for the love of motherfucking god! I don't want to see you whack your yambag for 5 minutes. Let the girl finish you off.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 52942
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Matyko
                                                                                                                                                                  i hate when women are treated like shit.
                                                                                                                                                                  I think that reflects more on the people producing it than anything.

                                                                                                                                                                  What I hate most is the fake models so plastic a blow up doll is more likable. Don't models have a personality now?



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                                                                                                                                                                    • maxxtro
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 561
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      The obsession with anal sex. Every goddamn scene they have to shove something up the poor girls ass.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • halfpint
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 15223
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          my pet hates are

                                                                                                                                                                          spitting on the girls pussy specially with lesbians

                                                                                                                                                                          bad acting

                                                                                                                                                                          fake orgasims

                                                                                                                                                                          photoshoped pics of girls that look like fake plastic dolls

                                                                                                                                                                          fake boobs lol

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Andy22
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                                                                                                                              • 78
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
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