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07-10-2011, 10:50 PM

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
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07-11-2011, 03:50 AM

What do you call a blonde doing cartwheels?
A: Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette...

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07-11-2011, 03:56 AM

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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07-11-2011, 05:36 AM

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07-11-2011, 06:06 AM

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07-11-2011, 06:10 AM

Q: Why are blonde girls so stupid?
A: Because they are women.

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07-11-2011, 06:19 AM

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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07-11-2011, 06:22 AM

Blonde gets pulled over by a Blonde police officer and the officer asks for her driver license and registration. She hands the officer the registration but can't seem to find her license.

She asks the cop what the license looks like, and the officer says that it has your picture on it. As she fumbles through her purse, her compact makeup opens and she sees her face in the mirror. She figures this has to be the license and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the case, looks at it for a few seconds, hands it back to the blonde and says, Why didn't you just say you were a police officer?

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07-11-2011, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by KRosh

Blonde gets pulled over by a Blonde police officer and the officer asks for her driver license and registration. She hands the officer the registration but can't seem to find her license.

She asks the cop what the license looks like, and the officer says that it has your picture on it. As she fumbles through her purse, her compact makeup opens and she sees her face in the mirror. She figures this has to be the license and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the case, looks at it for a few seconds, hands it back to the blonde and says, Why didn't you just say you were a police officer?
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07-11-2011, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by KRosh

Blonde gets pulled over by a Blonde police officer and the officer asks for her driver license and registration. She hands the officer the registration but can't seem to find her license.

She asks the cop what the license looks like, and the officer says that it has your picture on it. As she fumbles through her purse, her compact makeup opens and she sees her face in the mirror. She figures this has to be the license and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the case, looks at it for a few seconds, hands it back to the blonde and says, Why didn't you just say you were a police officer?

This one is hilarious!

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07-11-2011, 07:16 AM

A blonde smashes her call into a wall. The cop comes over and asks what happened. The blonde says "I was going down the road and there was a tree, so I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it and hit a wall". The copy says "Lady, there's no trees on this road for 10 miles, that was your fucking air freshener."

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07-11-2011, 07:32 AM

A blonde and a brunette walk through a park.
The brunette say, Uugg!! disgusting, a dead bird!
the blonde looked up to sky and say .Where?
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07-11-2011, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Adwank Pro

A blonde and a brunette walk through a park.
The brunette say, Uugg!! disgusting, a dead bird!
the blonde looked up to sky and say .Where?
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07-11-2011, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Adwank Pro

A blonde and a brunette walk through a park.
The brunette say, Uugg!! disgusting, a dead bird!
the blonde looked up to sky and say .Where?
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How do you make a blonde laugh a Saturday?
You tell a joke on Friday.

yeah , this one is really good.
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07-11-2011, 11:30 AM

A traffic cop waiting alongside a stretch of open highway recoiled in surprise as a bright red corvette shot past him like a bat out of hell. Calling in to his colleague stationed higher up on the highway, he asked if he had perhaps picked up on this racing speedster earlier.

“Blonde, red corvette?”, his colleague replied.

“Yup, that’s the one. She just passed me traveling at one hell of a speed”.

“Ah yes, I pulled her over just a little while ago. Here’s the thing though. When you catch up to her and get her to pull over to the side of the road, instruct her to get out of her car and get on her knees and closer her eyes. Then unzip your pants”.

Confused, but slightly amused, the traffic officer raced after the corvette and eventually successfully flagged it down.

As the pretty blonde woman got out of the car, sat on her knees, closed her eyes and then heard the sound of a zipper, she exclaimed:

“Oh no Officer, not another breathalyzer test!”

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07-11-2011, 01:31 PM

Some good ones!

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07-11-2011, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Slick

A blonde smashes her call into a wall. The cop comes over and asks what happened. The blonde says "I was going down the road and there was a tree, so I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it and hit a wall". The copy says "Lady, there's no trees on this road for 10 miles, that was your fucking air freshener."

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07-11-2011, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Slick

A blonde smashes her call into a wall. The cop comes over and asks what happened. The blonde says "I was going down the road and there was a tree, so I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it, there was another tree, I swerved to avoid it and hit a wall". The copy says "Lady, there's no trees on this road for 10 miles, that was your fucking air freshener."

I just heard that the other day when I was watching "The Amazing Jonathon: Wrong on Every Level" from 2006....

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07-11-2011, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Max Potential

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

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07-11-2011, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by NaughtyVisions

I just heard that the other day when I was watching "The Amazing Jonathon: Wrong on Every Level" from 2006....

It's funny how jokes get around, I heard it on a Jackie Martling cd
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07-11-2011, 06:52 PM

Har har,a few of those were funny

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07-11-2011, 06:55 PM

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

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07-11-2011, 07:07 PM

Ha i like the air freshener one. I will tell my blonde bimbo girlfriend that when she gets home in 15 minutes.

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07-12-2011, 04:49 AM

A man is sitting in a sidewalk cafe and he notices a couple of blondes from the public works department working across the street. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other blonde comes along behind her and shovels the dirt back in the hole. They go up and down the entire block like this. Finally, as they stop to work in front of the cafe, the man speaks up.

"I've been watching the two of you work, but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is that you're doing."

One of the blondes looks at him and says, "Oh, well normally there's three of us, but the girl who plants the trees is out sick today."

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07-12-2011, 05:01 AM

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

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