post a quote.
 

hey ppl.
post here the most inspiting quotes you know.
you can also post multiple quotes.
i want to hear interesting quotes.

"Bukkake , it does a body good"

ahhhh

Go Fuck Yourself

"I sale short ICQ UIN"

Two from the same song:

"Think for yourself and feel the walls become sand beneath your feet."

"I'll take what's REAL, bring up the lights."

(Queensryche, "Anybody Listening", 1988 EMPIRE CD)

(Can't remember what movies these are from, but damn, I love them anyway)
"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."

"This guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas."

and the infamous:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
...more as I think of them, maybe.

'I like to bang bang bang'

damn still cant get the song out of my head :1orglaugh

"Don't let school get in the way of your education" - Mark Twain

Let me guess... you have a mullet, right?

two of my favorites...

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant"

--Richard Nixon

"It took the power of three C64s to get to the moon but it takes a 486 to run windows 95?"

-- ??

:thumbsup

keep em coming boys,
they are great.

Shut the Fuck Up ? :)

"better to reign in hell than serve in heaven" - john milton, paradise lost

uneducated need not apply

procrastination is like masturbation, at first its fun but then you realize you're just fucking yourself.

..." a truly unfashionable opinion is almost never given a fair hearing." George Orwell

"Luck is when opportunity meets preperation!"

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

i'm sorry about that.
i meant boys and girls.

"I got a question: if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"

"By choice!"

"Winning isn't everything: It's the only thing."

:thumbsup

i dont got time for pain, the only pain i got time for is the pain i put on fools who dont know what time it is

"It's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do."

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
-- H.L. Mencken

"I do not know as much as God. But I know as much as God knew at my age."
-- Milton Shulman

"Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said to-day."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

And finally, see sig...

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."

All ripped off, but quite good :)

"Of course it's hard. If it was easy it wouldn't be a shortcut. It would just be the WAY "

my favorite quote - "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

kristy

There all Hookers but MOM

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"

Only users lose drugs!

Better to die on your feet than to live a lifetime on your knees.

When spiders unite they can halt a lion.

and finally,

What do we get for ten dollars?:thumbsup

"You cannot start a fire with a wet match"

"5'10"...no, really...5'10" ...*sigh*..."

"You must keep all of your taste in your mouth"

"Better to serve at the right hand of Satan than be one of a multitude of angels..." *snicker*

and LASTLY (for Mike69) "DIE RICHARD DIE"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

"We love only what we do not completely possess." ~ Marcel Proust

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have"
-- Steven Wright

"Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen.
Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone." ~ Carlos Castaneda

"It is generally much more shameful to lose a good reputation than never to have acquired it" - Pliny the Younger

"Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition."
D. H. Lawrence

:)

Mark Twain once said ?There are lies, damn lies and statistics?

"Go out there and bury that fuck!" - Suckers

Luc L.

"Who is John Galt?" <I>Ayn Rand</I>

"our sites convert like crazy"

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Welles

you've got that right dude.

"FUCK YOU PAY ME"!

" A Quote " :Graucho

You ain't gotta be rich but fuck that, how are we gonna get around on your bus pass? Before I put this pussy on your mustache, can you afford me?


I'm high class, if you ain't rollin' bypass


Often imitated, but never duplicated

A man?s maturity ? consist in having found again the seriousness one had as a child at play.

Nietzeche 1886

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck,
and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is
that thing? " - jack handy

ok. here's one from the thread starter:

"i don't drink anymore and I certainly don't drink any less"

"You can fool some of the people all of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time".


Abraham Lincoln


I just love that one

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"Monkey Got your tit" -Jesus