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Mutt 01-26-2003 06:25 PM

Who Writes This Shitty Music For Shania?
 
what the fuck is this crap she's singing? it sounds like a children's record.

i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?

i think i'll just file it under 'CRAP'!

if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.

the indigo 01-26-2003 06:39 PM

It's "pop country" that she can't even sing for real.

LikeaVirgin 01-26-2003 06:41 PM

Her husband does.

Good ole Shaniqua Twine. LOL

Spunky 01-26-2003 06:41 PM

Up ..Up...Up..theres no way but up from here:GFYBand

escorpio 01-26-2003 06:41 PM

Music? Sorry, I was distracted by her TITS! Turn that shit down and ENJOY.

Chong 01-26-2003 06:42 PM

her husband also wrote some shit for britney spears

x-vision 01-26-2003 06:44 PM

Yeah the whole superbowl is a bunch of chick shit. Dixie chicks, shania twain, CELINE DION? Jesus i want to rip my ears off.

And Shania's singing? They didn't even make an attempt to cover up her lip-syncing. They just turned on her CD through the speakers. At least she's hot.

escorpio 01-26-2003 06:44 PM

Her husband is apologizing for the noise by making her dress LIKE A HOT SLUT!!

escorpio 01-26-2003 06:46 PM

In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"

Mutt 01-26-2003 06:48 PM

tits? i can see tits all day all night on the Internet. Though i do like seeing tits on non porn girls but sorry the tits of Shania Twain don't make up for her music.

Sting always delivers. Still probably my favorite CD, Police Greatest Hits.

Gwen's got her belly looking great.

Mutt 01-26-2003 06:49 PM

yeah i know her husband is Mutt Lange and he is a legendary music producer but his penis is going to destory his legacy producing this crap for his wife.

Fletch XXX 01-26-2003 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"
Ahem.

that was the last cool thing, if not the only thing he did.

AC/DC died with Bon.

escorpio 01-26-2003 06:56 PM

Sting was added so gays would watch.

Honeyslut 01-26-2003 06:57 PM

Sting looks good for almost 52

:Graucho

Fletch XXX 01-26-2003 06:58 PM

Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.

BrutalMaster 01-26-2003 06:58 PM

I like Gwen Stafani!

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:02 PM

I liked Sting when he hired all those jazz musicians. Both of those albums are good, though not entirely because of Sting.

oscer 01-26-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
what the fuck is this crap she's singing? it sounds like a children's record.

i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?

i think i'll just file it under 'CRAP'!

if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.

only good thing Shania can do is take a Shot in the mouth from everyman in that staduim :)

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:04 PM

SUPER BOWL HALF TIME BUKKAKE!! starring SHANIA TWAIN!

Gman.357 01-26-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"
Too bad Mutt Lange wasn't smart enough to have managed the illustrious career of GG Allin - Outlaw Rocker Scumfuc!!

http://www.angelfire.com/biz6/sleazy...ges/kirves.jpg

:winkwink:

Fletch XXX 01-26-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
I liked Sting when he hired all those jazz musicians. Both of those albums are good, though not entirely because of Sting.
He is a fine song writer, singer, composer, and excellent bass player.

Well defined in all areas and has a style both unique, and mastered.

Some of his licks are nothing short of omniscient.

but I guess thats my opinion.

Chong 01-26-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?
haha i believe her latest cd that just came out...she released one cd of 'country' versions and the other 'pop'... what an ingenius marketing scheme! fucking bastards

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.
But I can't jack off to his videos!:winkwink:

Mutt 01-26-2003 07:06 PM

Sting rules. I can listen to his voice anytime, King of Pain is one of my favorite songs of all time.

and he does look good for a guy that age, other than losing some hair he doesn't look much different than 20 years ago.

gay guys like Sting? didn't know that but he does have that look bone smokers like. Sting is legendary for his love of strip joints and lapdances. He ain't gay.

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357


Too bad Mutt Lange wasn't smart enough to have managed the illustrious career of GG Allin - Outlaw Rocker Scumfuc!!

http://www.angelfire.com/biz6/sleazy...ges/kirves.jpg

:winkwink:

Mutt could have made GG go quad platinum!

pink_in_the_middle 01-26-2003 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision
Yeah the whole superbowl is a bunch of chick shit. Dixie chicks, shania twain, CELINE DION? Jesus i want to rip my ears off.

And Shania's singing? They didn't even make an attempt to cover up her lip-syncing. They just turned on her CD through the speakers. At least she's hot.

Eilleen Regina Edwards aka Shania Twain

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/entertainme...atwain_1_d.jpg :Graucho :Graucho
She's hot !!!!

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:09 PM

SLASH rules!

pink_in_the_middle 01-26-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
[B]Sting rules. I can listen to his voice anytime, King of Pain is one of my favorite songs of all time.
Roxanne
:thumbsup

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:13 PM

Lazarus Heart

Fletch XXX 01-26-2003 07:14 PM

Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

then he croaked.

Gman.357 01-26-2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Mutt could have made GG go quad platinum!
Yeah, then we could have seen GG kill himself on stage like he swore he would do. Only we could have seen him do it on Dick Clark's Rockin New Years show!

:thumbsup

That would make for great ratings!

Gman.357 01-26-2003 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

then he croaked.

Never had the pleasure of seeing GG live. I would have loved to be one of the guys kicking his skull in during the show... out of love, of course!

I just wish he fulfilled his destiny, and blew himself away on stage instead of dying of a stupid heroin overdose.

That's just too typical a death for good ol GG.

:winkwink:

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

then he croaked.

0 for 3 and then he died? That's a sad story,man!

Fletch XXX 01-26-2003 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357


Never had the pleasure of seeing GG live.

neither did i.

I tried though.

hahaha

escorpio 01-26-2003 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357


Yeah, then we could have seen GG kill himself on stage like he swore he would do. Only we could have seen him do it on Dick Clark's Rockin New Years show!

:thumbsup

That would make for great ratings!

Dick would have gotten PISSED and NEVER had him back on the show!

p00p 01-26-2003 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt

if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.

:1orglaugh

JFK 01-26-2003 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.

Who Cares.......... He was Totally out of place :321GFY

DarkJedi 01-26-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.
Amen.

Zebra 01-26-2003 10:51 PM

There is supposed to be a mini Police reunion during their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame March 19. The only time they have played together since 1986 was during the party after Sting's wedding in 1992.

dig420 01-27-2003 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
AC/DC died with Bon.
werd.

I found a bootleg of Bon in the studio singing Back in Black, it was killer. Much rawer and MUCH more powerful than the version that came out, he was something else. RIP Bon Scott

AC/DC still has it's humor and it's raucousness, but it lost it's soul when Bon died. They went from being an (imho) blues/rock legend in the making, on par with Zeppelin, the Stones and classic Aerosmith to just being a first rate heavy metal band.

Bobo 01-27-2003 01:33 AM

I kinda dig some of Shania's early stuff. I think I'm becoming pussified.


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