So my office was started to get pretty rank...
 

I am a compu-nerd. I can easily find myself coding for days without showering, eating very minimally and dehydrated. Left to my own devices my office gets pretty rank. Before my girlfriend and I moved in together my room/office used to be a cesspool.

So I noticed my office was getting pretty rank. My mood was depressed from my usual upbeat self. While I was spending more time in the office, I was getting less done!

My girlfriend just cleaned my office. She opened the window, opened the blinds... Now it smells of lemons and cleaner. It is bright and I can hear the song of birds outside. A light, cool breeze is hitting my face.

My mood went back to cheery, even though she "misplaced" about 90% of my cluttered desk. I don't care. ;)

And I just got more done in the last 5 hours than I have in the last 24!

It's good when a woman knows her place.

Shit! You bumped even more old threads ?



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Actually, I bump those when my office is rank... haha

I create threads when it is clean.

I gotta figure out this whole getting the chick to clean thing...

I feel inspired and will now clean.

Let's see if things improve...

Due to current lack of girlfriend I'll have to do it myself though:Oh crap

Dude, I got a model, her breath smells like a whiff of fresh air, her armpits could grow roses, her pussy don't stink and her piss smells like the finest wine.

Want me to send her over to sweeten up your workplace?

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what a sweetie, good stuff.

take a break man

Hahaa... loss for words, man!

OK.. words came to me... umm... perhaps a pre-wedding bash.... dinner or some shit... I say those exact words when someone asks why now?

You need Adderal my friend.

i have same feeling from time to time, but i cant help my self only my family can clean it :)

thats the same reason my n my roomies hired a maid , and she takes care of cleaning.....

frsh environment boosts productivity.

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.....behind a vacuum, snow shovel, broom, mop, etc..
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Give her the fucking of her life and then hand her a broom. Nature will take it's course I promise you.