As of June 21, 2011, I'll have been in this business for thirteen years. I'll admit that I'm lousy at generating traffic, but I am GREAT at converting what little traffic I get.
I'm willing to sit at home and post at GFY once or twice per week - more if I'm drunk. In return, I want full dental, a drug plan, $1,000 a week (U.S. is fine...) PLUS monthly vouchers to the Mandarin. If your idiot affiliates don't do EXACTLY what I say, I will tell them to fuck off. I am not a bro. I am not rainbows and sunshine. I will not party or shmooze. I WILL walk into your office and piss every single highly paid employee you have on the payroll off.
Toronto core ONLY. Otherwise I work remotely - and that's not a good idea as I get angered very easily.
You're ignoring me right now - maybe laughing quietly to yourself - but you shouldn't be.
I can convert better than anyone you have on staff with the traffic you give me (99% chance that that traffic is complete shit, btw...) - but I'll have to ass-rape your sites to do it. Amateur is the preferred niche - if you're a big budget porn-house then just choke on your in-house tube traffic.
For public consumption, I've picked Duke Dollars. I've had my ups and downs with them - after seven years its to be expected - but a tweak here and there usually does the job.
Duke Dollars stats for this period. I promote over 100 programs. I'll send more references to VERY SERIOUS enquiries ONLY.
I only promote through revshare.
garce at garce dot org
Have your laugh.
P.S. I haven't updated a website or actually worked since March. I'm looking for a new challenge. I'm so bored that I'm ready to let everything expire.
I'm willing to sit at home and post at GFY once or twice per week - more if I'm drunk. In return, I want full dental, a drug plan, $1,000 a week (U.S. is fine...) PLUS monthly vouchers to the Mandarin. If your idiot affiliates don't do EXACTLY what I say, I will tell them to fuck off. I am not a bro. I am not rainbows and sunshine. I will not party or shmooze. I WILL walk into your office and piss every single highly paid employee you have on the payroll off.
Toronto core ONLY. Otherwise I work remotely - and that's not a good idea as I get angered very easily.
You're ignoring me right now - maybe laughing quietly to yourself - but you shouldn't be.
I can convert better than anyone you have on staff with the traffic you give me (99% chance that that traffic is complete shit, btw...) - but I'll have to ass-rape your sites to do it. Amateur is the preferred niche - if you're a big budget porn-house then just choke on your in-house tube traffic.
For public consumption, I've picked Duke Dollars. I've had my ups and downs with them - after seven years its to be expected - but a tweak here and there usually does the job.
Duke Dollars stats for this period. I promote over 100 programs. I'll send more references to VERY SERIOUS enquiries ONLY.
I only promote through revshare.
garce at garce dot org
Have your laugh.
P.S. I haven't updated a website or actually worked since March. I'm looking for a new challenge. I'm so bored that I'm ready to let everything expire.
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