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Jayvis 06-08-2011 07:30 PM

Has anyone actually used "The Door Test" on a date with a girl?
 
I've done this a few times on dates, from about the age of 16 and onward. Probably doesn't apply to those with automatic locks but it's surprisingly accurate lol. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the video below. It's a clip from A Bronx Tale



Quote:

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20door%20test

DirtyDanza 06-08-2011 07:31 PM

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Jayvis 06-08-2011 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 18203656)
Many times...... Ask net video girls........

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hehehe nice... every girl I've dated long-term has passed the door test. I'm tellin ya there's some truth to it!

Phoenix 06-08-2011 07:36 PM

i love that movie...and that is a good test for sure...but all cars now are automatic locks

marlboroack 06-08-2011 07:36 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL :1orglaugh

DirtyDanza 06-08-2011 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18203663)
i love that movie...and that is a good test for sure...but all cars now are automatic locks

all the more reason .. she better at least push the button to make sure... seems women can always push every button but the right one....

NVG has a funny story about the door test failing really bad one night.... he's all "man I even fucked around int he trunk for a bit to see" I still laugh to this day at the fun times me and him had man.... he was the OG California Pimp.. Im the Reighning , Defending, 11x gold medal Las Vegas Pimp....

put us together and you know whores were getting fucked.....

ExtremeBank_Adam 06-08-2011 07:39 PM

Who the hell opens the door with a key nowadays? I don't even think my passenger doors have key holes.

DirtyDanza 06-08-2011 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam (Post 18203670)
Who the hell opens the door with a key nowadays? I don't even think my passenger doors have key holes.

I want Roxy Raye bad... hook a cracker up....

FrozenJag 06-08-2011 07:57 PM

Haha i prefer the mario test. :]

Anyway thats one of my favorite movies of all time.

Yes my wife passed sonnys test ;]

DBS.US 06-08-2011 08:02 PM

Yes, It's a great test.

bronco67 06-08-2011 08:07 PM

If she starts tugging on your dick when you get in the car, then you know she's a keeper. Fuck the locks.

GatorB 06-08-2011 08:08 PM

Never heard of it.

Vendzilla 06-08-2011 08:09 PM

LOL, My car doesn't have a key hole on the passenger side, just the driver side door

Rochard 06-08-2011 08:55 PM

You fuckers are warped. You really judge a chick in the first thirty seconds of a date? No wonder why you fuckers never get laid.

Spunky 06-08-2011 09:03 PM

Lol,never heard of that before

camperjohn64 06-08-2011 10:26 PM

I totally used this test when I got my first pickup truck - manual locks. I definately noticed when girls would reach across and open the lock. Saved me lots of money not wasted on selfish broads!

Only later did I see this movie and was like "yeah yeah I did that!!"

Automatic locks spoiled everything.

Jayvis 06-08-2011 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18203854)
I totally used this test when I got my first pickup truck - manual locks. I definately noticed when girls would reach across and open the lock. Saved me lots of money not wasted on selfish broads!

Only later did I see this movie and was like "yeah yeah I did that!!"

Automatic locks spoiled everything.

Bingo! When I was 16 my first car was a Chevy S-10 Xtreme pick-up. I did the same thing. :1orglaugh

k0nr4d 06-09-2011 12:04 AM

I'm fairly certain none of my doors even have keyholes

Anthony 06-09-2011 12:12 AM

I've done this test, even with the days of remote. It works.

waltgator 06-09-2011 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18203706)
If she starts tugging on your dick when you get in the car, then you know she's a keeper. Fuck the locks.

hahaha nice! :thumbsup

JFK 06-09-2011 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18203706)
If she starts tugging on your dick when you get in the car, then you know she's a keeper. Fuck the locks.

The true test, now we 're talkin:thumbsup:thumbsup

munki 06-09-2011 12:36 AM

Remix!!!!!




DatingGold 06-09-2011 12:36 AM

I can't see that working anymore since most cars are automatic locks now. Would be a good test though!

Inter-Sex 06-09-2011 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold (Post 18204006)
you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car

How, from the window ? since the door is locked, remember ?:winkwink:

CurrentlySober 06-09-2011 01:35 AM

i cant afford a car...

cooldude7 06-09-2011 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Inter-Sex (Post 18204009)
How, from the window ? since the door is locked, remember ?:winkwink:

lol .

mario is fucking psycho .,

GatorB 06-09-2011 02:38 AM

The better test is when she is in the car you lock all the doors and see how she reacts.

Fiddler 06-09-2011 02:59 AM

This wouldnt work. My car doesnt even have the option to be opened by a key...... whole car unlocks when first door is opened :(

Shame or I'd try it on my gf lol.

ottopottomouse 06-09-2011 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam (Post 18203670)
Who the hell opens the door with a key nowadays? I don't even think my passenger doors have key holes.

my passenger doors don't have key holes either. got to be a pauper with a 20 year old pile of junk to try this out.

georgeyw 06-09-2011 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18204213)
my passenger doors don't have key holes either. got to be a pauper with a 20 year old pile of junk to try this out.

OR you could get a classic car ..... :2 cents:

PR_Glen 06-09-2011 05:39 AM

and here I thought women were the only ones that do ridiculous superstitious bullshit when it comes to picking their mates...

Dwreck 06-09-2011 05:48 AM

I've never heard of this test Javyis. I like the concept. Thanks for posting this..

I can't believe I've never seen this movie..

seeandsee 06-09-2011 05:53 AM

I can't open passanger door with key :)

AnimeFevers 06-09-2011 06:23 AM

I once locked my car doors with a girl inside lol, didn't realise until I got back to the car :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jimmy Nobody 06-09-2011 07:03 AM

"The Door Test" is a must... Also this is one of my Favorite movies.

Gabriel 06-09-2011 07:13 AM

i couldn't care less if they fail the "door test" as long as they pass the back door exam.

Sly 06-09-2011 07:18 AM

These girls must not be that great of "keepers" since you all have run the test multiple times. ;-)

Or is this more like a second date sort of thing?

u-Bob 06-09-2011 07:38 AM

no keyholes on the passenger side her either....

ShellyCrash 06-09-2011 07:38 AM

There was some weird test in the movie Singles too, like a sneeze test and if the guy didn't say Bless You or something he was worthless.

I knew a programmer that was always trying to find the ultimate question to ask a girl to determine her personality. Like if you could map out a flow chart of the way people think and feel about things, and you pictured that as a pyramid, he was looking for the question that would be at the top. The thing about people though is that they aren't always consistent. You can ask someone a question 2 different ways and get two different answers.

I guess the door test or any test is kind of like that too. I get what it's supposed to say about someone, but what if the girl or guy is too busy talking to notice the doors are locked or they are having a spaced out moment, seems silly to me to look for a tell like that. Doesn't always indicate selfishness.

alias 06-09-2011 08:37 AM

Used it many times, still works on jeep wrangler as they do not have automatic locks. I have a serious chick just sayin.. .

JustDaveXxx 06-09-2011 08:45 AM

Great movie. I have known Lillo Broncato for about 15 years. And I still talk to him on the regular.(the kid actor)


Great movie and the door test is a must and does work.

CaptainHowdy 06-09-2011 08:45 AM

http://www.deathreference.com/images...01_img0054.jpg

TheDA 06-09-2011 08:50 AM

I have keyless go. I'm fucked :)

Black Market Danny 06-09-2011 08:58 AM

yes it does and I married the first one to pass.

Raja 06-09-2011 08:58 AM

I used to use it in high school with my K car. I tried to use it a few times with automatic car locks but every single time I tried to set it up I got called out by the girl for using the cheesy Bronx Tale test. :1orglaugh

PR_Glen 06-09-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 18204466)
There was some weird test in the movie Singles too, like a sneeze test and if the guy didn't say Bless You or something he was worthless.

saying bless you is a silly tradition too... i'm not religious so i refuse to say it.

all these traits and practices is nothing short of obsessive behavior, I think they tell more about the people doing these 'tests' than the ones they are testing...

fuzebox 06-09-2011 09:19 AM

Great movie :thumbsup

I've never met a girl who could get the "door unlock" button on the first try.

scarlettcontent 06-09-2011 09:34 AM

I drive a motorbike :(

_Richard_ 06-09-2011 09:39 AM

i always did the 'how do they treat the waiter'.. if it isn't 'please' and 'thank you' the entire time, big flags go up for me lol

Sly 06-09-2011 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18204728)
i always did the 'how do they treat the waiter'.. if it isn't 'please' and 'thank you' the entire time, big flags go up for me lol

I'm pretty polite, say please and thank you, but in a waiter setting I don't think please and thank you is necessary every single time. In fact, I think it's annoying and the sign of a pushover!

Say it once or twice at the beginning, be friendly throughout as you always should be, and that's good enough.

"Thank you for my drink."

"Thank you for my menu."

"Thank you for taking my order."

"Thanks for the extra salt and pepper."

"Thank you for taking my plates."

"Thank you for giving the bill."

"Thank you for taking the payment."

Enough already!


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