PORNO DAN I love you bro but I had to post this LOL!
 

No wonder he hates us male talent with big cocks

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At least he is getting laid...Little dick and all.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Girls trying to awaken little Danny:

"We're fucking pornstars, we're not miracle workers!"

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Dan is a hoot - good stuff! :thumbsup

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god damn... I know its porno dan and he dosnt whatever he wants with his dick wherever... but god damn he had to be sitting there the first few minutes like..

"ok dead puppies... naked cottage cheese grandmas.... roseanne barr naked"

Yea, I was like wtf, he must have injected some tranquilizer into It lol

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lol that was fun :D

It's all my fault... :(

When Dan mentioned to me at a party that he was taking steroids so that he could swing his "bat" like Barry Bonds, I neglected to tell him about the side-effects... :Oh crap

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Here's rare footage of Dan in his younger days getting taser-gunned while running around nekkid at the Coachella festival:



Anybody that knows Dan, understands that he is getting a kick out of this. :1orglaugh

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome! dan's hilarious

LOL look at those titties yeahhhhhhhh. That was so fucking funny. Upload the whole scene!!! :1orglaugh

Does it cum? Yeah it cums buckets :1orglaugh This is porn i would pay to watch.

how the fuck did he not get hard in like .5 seconds lmao

Too much cocaine??

Who did the entro and exit?

haha that's great. Dan is a great sport. We did the design on that site too ;)

it's not the coke, it's the liquor you drink while on the coke

wow after watching that I'm so embarrassed for him

Why in the world would he ever agree to be on camera knowing how small his dick is? That's just so beyond sad.

I mean wow I've seen some small ones before but that's just ... wow

ah shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol, :error.

Being able to make fun of yourself makes great comedy. :thumbsup

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While you assholes are laughing, I am thinking of ways to make some mulah...

Dan could cash in on this with a few clever marketing/endorsement deals:

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You have to learn to think outside of the vagina (box)...

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for some reason he's still banging more girls a week than most people here in a year - go figure

That would be me - you like? :winkwink:

Glad you all found the trailer funny - all the Hey Little Dick scenes have plenty of humour in them - how could you not with the subject matter! :1orglaugh

It's because you're watching things with the perspective of a cosmopolitan cunt ...

Dan can take a piss like most of the best our there...Kudos

Quoted for truth.

Holy shit!

I can't believe it!

Did Dan get a penis extension? That thing is TWICE as big as it used to be!

Ahahahahahaha

Dan is the man!

I always say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?"

That was a pretty fun scene to do :1orglaugh

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That chick wears a bikini well !!! :thumbsup

I really should push some traffic to that site...

Dan, you Rock:thumbsup

Your the man Dan!

There's multiple hotties on it tho.

I'm surprised at people asking how he managed not to get wood the first few minutes. Now, I'm not a dude but I would imagine had something to do with all the "oh look it's so small" "Were not miracle workers" talk... just saying lol

that was a great clip :1orglaugh

wow lol...hahha

Dan got her to jump on his cock when it was only a BJ HJ scene obviously he got game.

Getting wood is the easy part - I have done well over 500 scenes and can block out pretty fun anything - LOL

The 'hard' part was not getting 'hard' in the beginning!

Hey at least Dan had those 3 hotties riding while you guys are just sitting at your computers.

I LoL'd :1orglaugh

I LOL'd....

I forgot about that!

I love how one the adult industry gossip sites linked to this, they should know I was more than happy to do this scene for you and would do another one in New York second.

Haha that was a great video!