Superbowl
 

who's playing in it, and when is it and where? Will it be on TV? If so, which channel?

you're kidding right?

no... I'm not. But I'm interested in watching it. I know fuck all about sports.

Raiders Buccaneers in San Diego...

I'll be bass fishing while I watch the game on a 13" portable on a new bass boat in the Delta with a live well full of sam adams...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

BORING!

Just root for the Raiders and all will be well ampiezza...

so, does the winner then go on to play another game then? What's it, the ProBowl or something?

Shut yer fucking aussie trap you god forsaken koala fucker...

You must be mildly retarded...

I probably am...

but I don't watch sports at all.... never have. Except maybe some surfing... few minutes of golf...

got some friends here this week that are bent on watching this thing though, so I'm trying to get me the quick GFY crash course on the whole thing here before the "big game" so I don't look like a complete idiot when it's on.

What's the appropriate response for when they score... yelling, dancing, or just a low key high five or something?

you crack me up amp

Give them all a big sloppy kiss

lol... truth is always funnier than fiction. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried bro..... :winkwink:

haha,

Umm response huh, well ass grabbing, hugging and other forms of male bonding (yeah thats what its called) seems to be acceptable.

Simple crash course.

Any foul against the raiders will be biased. Always mention that, your friends will think you know your shit.

Practice saying Damn did you see that, and hey bud can I get you another beer? And you will be fine.

Smash your beer bottle over your head, then climb up on the coffee table and promptly squat and crap in the snack dish. Yell "GO RAIDERS" between grunts...

When I was a PFC in the Marines my sergeant quietly asked me who won the presidential election... a full month and a half after the results. Busy people miss out on the rest of the world. I must have been a slacker at the time, it only took me 3 weeks before I realized there was going to be a new president and I didn't know who and asked my roomate. He didn't know either. It was like the fucking twilight zone where we all realized the air wing was sucking the life out of us all.

cool..... good stuff, good stuff... I'm printing this out.
Hey, also, there will be a couple chicks here watching too.... any special instructions for better integrating them into this festive event?

and how about snacks or food... clams and some french bread with white wine okay?

I prefer to smoke a superbowl.

:smokin

Now if your being serious. Something tells me you just might be, and know nothing about football.

Superbowl, last game of the year that matters, they do not go on to play others, Winner gets the glory.

Teams try to score either with a touchdown or fieldgoal. You get four downs (plays) to attempt to score or get 10 yards. If you get 10 yards your downs restart at 1 again and so on until you score or decide to punt.

Punts happen when the team with the ball feels it can not kick a field goal on the fouth down, so instead they kick the ball to the other team.

Touchdowns occure when the team crosses the goal line with the ball. Field goals happen when the team kicks it through the upright big yellow Y.


After a touchdown the team can try to kick an extra point (through the big yellow y) or try for 2 points by doing another single play to get past the goal line. Kicking an extra point is worth 1.

Touchdowns are worth 6. Fieldgoals worth 3. Extra point worth 1 unless they go for 2.


Side note of interest. The couch for the bucs (guys not in black) used to be the coach for the raiders (guys in black) last year.
Bucs have the number 1 defense in the league, Raiders have the number 1 offense. The old guy in the booth with the sunglasses is Al Davis, he owns the raiders. The quarterback for the Raiders is Gannon, he is the league MVP (most valuable player).

That should get you through the game.

awesome.... i didn't actually read all that, (sports bore the hell outta me) but I'll make a cheat sheet for later.... thanks man.... :thumbsup

hey, also... someone just mentioned something about a sports bar.... is it better to do this at a sports bar or at home you think? How long is this thing? An hour or two? It's on Saturday right?

Dude...trust me...do the crap thing...

g'damn i just learned a lot

Do it at home.

Food is up to you, tons of small things that can be held in the hands. Hotwings, nachos, chips, dip, buffet stuff.

Drinks, umm wine if you like it, soda, beer are best bet.

cool.... I'll just open up the bar then.... I got booze of many flavors. :glugglug

Seriously, what better way to show your support for your favorite team and or your love for a great american sport, than crapping in the bean dip...

Before we let this thread drop could someone please validate my whole crapping in the bean dip thing...

Something Like, "HAHAHAHAHA" or "LOL" or even just a smiley...

its not funny if you have eaten at taco bell before. :(

I'll definately give it a shot... :glugglug

this is proof he is a peepee puffer.

30!!! :1orglaugh