If you have a horrible temper and hate everything,
 

Level it, let it go... For a couple of years I hated everything and would curse and get real mad and :mad::mad::mad: and then a week before I decided to move I also decided to let that go. It is so easy to be "that kind of asshole" for the rest of your life.

I haven't been a pissed off hateful asshole for a little over a month now and I'm loving it!! If you are in an environment full of people and things that make you enraged, move!!! It is so worth it.

The drivers here are ten times better, the air is better, there are plenty of blowjobs EVERY day, people aren't as stupid... I remember now how happy I can actually be. I SO look forward to how amazing it'll be moving to somewhere real!!

I am not even out of Kansas (and can't be until my grandmother is dead) and I'm still so much happier just moving 40 minutes away!! And my temper is so cooled off, too, just today this idiot cut me off in traffic and started screaming out his window at me...

The old me came up for a second and was going to say I'LL DRIVE THIS CAR RIGHT OVER YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD, PAL!!! but then I just let him do his screaming and make his turn and I let it go

I'm not even mad

It is so much better of a way to live

From hate and negativity to a completely positive attitude ... Attitude MAKES the difference. I am not saying to become some kind of a hippie pretty boy, just settle down with the temper.

I haven't broken my cell phone in ALMOST TWO MONTHS which is a RECORD for me!!

you make it sounds like it's easy breezy lemon squeezy. just let it go. i'd say that in many cases you are right but there many situations when that might not be possible, due to biology, chemistry, etc.


wherever YOU go, there YOU are.

Assholes live longer.

I like being an asshole though...

Thats actually true. When the body dies, (especially suddenly, like in an accident) its often fairly common that it will empty its bowels.

Therefore, if the bodys death, dictates the asshole being functional, then the body will have been dead, before the asshole has finished its business.

Therefore, assholes DO INDEED live longer...

being an asshole doesn't work for me, people just think i'm an asshole, is that the goal? i know some guys can be assholes (douchebags) and get laid for it, not me. lol

edit: i'm not saying i'm not an asshole, just being an asshole doesn't get me anywhere.

I like to drink and be an asshole at the same time.

Well.. it all depends... you can be an asshole without being upset, you know. Some people just are real assholes to everyone around them, cause it keeps them calm.

Drinking doesn't make you an asshole --- it just allows you to be the asshole you'd like to be at all times.

I have learned that being nice just does not work. Somethings just have to be dealt with. People online never forgive, they never forget they are quick to cut you where ever they can. The internet is not a place to be nice nor is it a place to let emotions run you.

However...
Getting frustrated and angry solves nothing. You only lose site of you're goal when getting upset or letting things get to you. I employ cold and calculated reasoning. No I do not get mad anymore. I find ways to hurt my enemies and problems by breaking them down slowly, learning about the problem then to exact the problems death with action that has no return for them or it...
Before taking action on anything I learn if I am at fault or not. If it is not my fault...

The only solution is to eliminate the trouble and find satisfaction in destroying it.

People can call me an asshole or what ever they like but the end justifies the means every time because at the end of it all, I am still standing and thats all that matters. I have never been rewarded for being a nice guy. I know now I am not a nice guy but I do play fair. I can be your best friend or worst enemy. Everyone has a choice.

Ever since learning the above I have never been happier.

Are you over the age of 65? Cause that seems like something my Grandpa does 24.7.