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DVTimes 05-21-2011 08:43 AM

sorry. your dead today.
 
http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

THE END OF THE WORLD IS ALMOST HERE!
HOLY GOD WILL BRING JUDGMENT DAY ON
MAY 21, 2011

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JUDGMENT DAY is feared by the world and is the day that God will destroy the world because of the sins of mankind. The world is correct in believing that Judgment Day will come. The Bible gives us the correct and accurate information about that Day.

The Bible is the Holy Book written by Holy God who is the Creator of this beautiful world. The Holy Bible is without question a very ancient book, having been completed about 1,900 years ago. In its original languages (mostly Hebrew and Greek) it has never been changed, and each and every word in the original languages is from the mouth of God. The Bible is divided into two parts (the Old Testament and the New Testament), with each part divided into many books. Each book is divided into chapters, and each chapter is divided into verses. One of the books is named Second Timothy (2 Timothy). In Chapter 3, verse 16 (2 Timothy 3:16) of this book Holy God tells us:

All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.


In Jeremiah 36:1-4 God gives an example of how the Bible was written:


And it came to pass in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah, that this word came unto Jeremiah from the LORD, saying, Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day. It may be that the house of Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them; that they may return every man from his evil way; that I may forgive their iniquity and their sin. Then Jeremiah called Baruch the son of Neriah: and Baruch wrote from the mouth of Jeremiah all the words of the LORD, which He had spoken unto him, upon a roll of a book [the roll of the book is the Bible].


Holy God is far, far greater than our human minds can even begin to explain or understand. In Genesis 1:1 God declares:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth


The Holy Bible is a book written to us so that we can know that Holy God created this beautiful universe, including all of its plants and animals, birds and sea creatures, and mankind who was created to rule this earth. Indeed there is no being of any kind that can compare with Holy God, who simply by speaking brought every kind of plant, animal, sea creature, and mankind, sun, stars, etc., into existence. For example, Holy God tells us in His Holy Bible in Genesis 1:24-26:

And God said, let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.


The people of the earth, which we call mankind, were created to rule over this earth. God gave laws by which we can live as happily and wisely as possible. He warns, however, that the breaking of those laws is sin, and sin will bring punishment from God. The Bible declares in Romans 6:23: For the wages of sin is death?.

The Bible teaches there is only one God. The Bible says in Deuteronomy 4:39:

Know therefore this day, and consider it in thine heart, that the LORD He is God in heaven above, and upon the earth beneath: there is none else.


Because God is so great and glorious He calls Himself by many different names. Each name tells us something about the glorious character and nature of God. Thus in the Bible we find such names as God, Jehovah, Christ, Jesus, Lord, Allah, Holy Spirit, Savior, etc. Names such as Jehovah, Jesus, Savior, and Christ particularly point to God as the only means by which forgiveness from all of our sins and eternal life can be obtained by God?s merciful and glorious actions. For more information on this subject, you may request a free copy of I Hope God Will Save Me.

Many books have been written about the Bible, or are regarded as additions to the Bible, like the Koran or the Book of Mormon. But however old or prestigious or well- accepted as a holy book they may be, no book other than the Bible is written by God Himself, and is Holy as the Bible is Holy. God warns in Revelation 22:18:

For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.

seeandsee 05-21-2011 08:44 AM

16 minutes to hit 18:00

DVTimes 05-21-2011 08:46 AM

hope you had a good life

cykoe6 05-21-2011 08:49 AM

It is 6:48 PM here. I guess I was not one of the saved. :(

marlboroack 05-21-2011 08:54 AM

I thought God created everything. See you guys soon :)

PS. What do you think Obama is doing right now?

just a punk 05-21-2011 08:58 AM

Amen !

adultzone 05-21-2011 09:06 AM

I will have my life jacket tonight for sure.

just a punk 05-21-2011 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18156396)
16 minutes to hit 18:00

Yeah, a few moments before Roy Jones JR vs Denis Lebedev in Moscow right now :thumbsup

19teenporn 05-21-2011 09:11 AM

What the fuck!

Go fuck your self!

DVTimes 05-21-2011 09:13 AM

'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction
 
US atheists are to hold parties in response to an evangelical broadcaster's prediction that Saturday will be "judgement day".

The Rapture After Party in North Carolina - "the best damned party in NC" - is among the planned events.

Harold Camping, 89, predicts that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday and true believers will be swept up, or "raptured", to heaven.

He has used broadcasts and billboards to publicise his ideas.

He says biblical texts indicate that a giant earthquake on Saturday will mark the start of the world's destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead.

Mr Camping has predicted an apocalypse once before, in 1994, though followers now say that only referred to an intermediary stage.

"We learn from the Bible that Holy God plans to rescue about 200 million people," says a text on the website of Mr Camping's network, Family Radio Worldwide.

"On the first day of the Day of Judgment (May 21, 2011) they will be caught up (raptured) into Heaven because God had great mercy for them."

'Countdown to back-pedalling'

The Rapture After Party in Fayetteville, North Carolina, is a two-day event organised by the Central North Carolina Atheists and Humanists.


"Though the absurdity of this claim is obvious to the majority of the world, it's a great opportunity to highlight some of the most bizarre beliefs often put forth by religious fundamentalists and raise awareness of the need for reason," said a posting about the party on the group's website.

Atheists in Tacoma, Washington, have headed their celebration "countdown to back-pedalling".

Events are also planned in Houston, Florida and California.

An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

'No Plan B'

Meanwhile Mr Camping, who has been criticised by more mainstream Christians, says he knows "without any shadow of a doubt" that "judgement day" is arriving.

He says he will spend Saturday with his wife, close to a TV or radio.

"I'll be interested in what's happening on the other side of the world as this begins," he told Reuters.

There is no "Plan B", he says.

His campaign has been unusually widely promoted - both in the US, and overseas, including in the Middle East.

In Vietnam, thousands of members of the Hmong ethnic minority gathered near the border with Laos earlier this month to await the 21 May event, the Associated Press reported.

Chris McCann of eBible Fellowship, one of the groups helping to spread the message, said it had been publicised in almost every country.

"The only countries I don't feel too good about are the "stans" - you know, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, those countries in Central Asia," he said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131

CamTraffic 05-21-2011 09:30 AM

i am still here, we have til midnight?

DWB 05-21-2011 09:45 AM

It's almost the 22nd here.

Rapture FAIL.

merina0803 05-21-2011 09:48 AM

don't think anyone on this board made the cut :1orglaugh

Emil 05-21-2011 09:48 AM

"you're"

nikki99 05-21-2011 10:00 AM

is 1pm here I am waiting for the dead

garce 05-21-2011 10:26 AM

"God" didn't write the bible. It was written by a bunch of stupid, terrified fucks who thought the world was flat and that the sun revolved around the Earth.

DangerX !!! 05-21-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18156583)
"God" didn't write the bible. It was written by a bunch of stupid, terrified fucks who thought the world was flat and that the sun revolved around the Earth.

Have you read it?

Markul 05-21-2011 10:33 AM

Your god is dead... And noone cares

beta-tester 05-21-2011 10:59 AM

im still alive :D

cooldude7 05-21-2011 12:26 PM

#FAIL period.

just a punk 05-21-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 18156436)
Yeah, a few moments before Roy Jones JR vs Denis Lebedev in Moscow right now :thumbsup

Wow that's was very rude. The referee sucks because two last hits were not necessary at all. I'm hurt for the Roy Jones. :(

CurrentlySober 05-21-2011 12:39 PM

But I can still poo...

I poo - Therefore I AM... - Not dead.

just a punk 05-21-2011 12:42 PM

Happy for you. Can you suck a dick while you poo?

Sednub997 05-21-2011 12:47 PM

am i daed or no,who knows :helpme

Cash4Me 05-21-2011 02:40 PM

Only 1 hour to the end of rapture day.
The best scam of the year.

DVTimes 05-21-2011 02:44 PM

part if me is a bit worried, just in case.

he does say the full end is oct 2012. and others say so too.

Chosen 05-22-2011 03:03 AM

I'm pretty much alive, don't know about the others :)

nikki99 05-22-2011 09:34 AM

I am dissapointed :(

blonda80 05-22-2011 11:12 AM

maybe that old liar died


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