When I woke up today, I wasnt expecting a blowjob
 

but that is what I ended up getting. My boner had been aching for a few weeks but last night it got over whelmed by it. I went to the club just expecting to have a 'normal' night out and ended up taking this freaky chic home, and she woke me up suckin on my knob.

Did your day turn out how you thought it would when you woke up?

I think someone slipped me a roofie last night, woke up this morning with a wig on and a funny taste in my mouth .....

Either you need to move out of your mom's house or tell her to stop drinking.

Yeah... When I said "club" I really meant that I went upstairs and watched tv, because we dont have cable in the basement. Then I went back to the basement to go to bed. Mom & Grandma brought me some milk and cookies, Mom went back upstairs and Grandma spent the night and gave me a 'gummy' this morning. I like it when she takes her teeth out.

Ahh...the morning glory gets taken out by the mouth... always nice

I pull my pud too

Thread of the day. Delivers!

I thought this thread was going to be a gag about forgetting to shut your bedroom door and the dog sneaking in

Dude, thats some sick shit :Oh crap

I had my first date in 15 years, but I woke up with a zit so I sent her a picture of that instead

pics or it didn't happen

http://www.oldhornygranny.com/images...uckingcock.jpg

If mom doesn't keep you happy you might leave, Sigmund 4L.

Bestiality FTw :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Any girl who starts blowing off a guy first thing in the morning, is waiting for a mouth full of piss. Guys wake up with an erection, because they need to piss, then go back to bed to fuck.

I smell a virgin here.

Yeah Paul, I know you make her empty the colostomy bag first.. Good call.

Can't say my mornings have started like that in a while. Enjoy it while it lasts!

did you check is there hidden cock somewherE?

had that happen once. she started blowing me in the morning and i had to piss, holding it back after a while she asked why i wasn't pissing in her mouth. i was a bit puzzeled but thoough hey whatever and filled up her mouth. she swallowed it all down too. she was a total slut though. loved being assfucked.

I get my balls sucked every other day.

I guess pet monkeys are cool after all.

Cool story bro :pimp

Links pulled

I agree, wheres the pic?

I was totally fucked up last night, ended up driving to a nearby bar and fucked a hooker...

hot petite Colombian chick... I like :-)

My whole life is a set of fuckups and winning, so i experience it daily.

This has been an interesting experiment. I took a thread title and changed "root canal" to "blowjob" and got about 3x and many thread views and about 3x as many responses.

Have to put this into my business plan.

1. Find threads talking about unpleasant things and change them to blowjobs.
2. ????????
3. Profit!

I woke up in the great company of my blanket as usual ...

what breed was she?

Hmm, I want a blowjob from a black chick, got a few blowies from white chicks and paid from some from asian chicks.

... 90% of people on GFY pay for sex so STFU!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

im dead dont know nothing about it