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  • Coup
    🚨 PBBC International 🚨
    • Apr 2010
    • 9931
    #1

    If Life Gives You Lemons...

    if life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail


    if life gives you lemons, then make a honey lemon garlic marinade.


    if life gives you lemons, poke holes in em and fuck em


    feel free to add your own. heh
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    • cybermike
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 4123
      #2
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          I squeeze my lemon

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94159
              #4

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                • Coup
                  🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 9931
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                  that is a banging track

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                    • Fletch XXX
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840
                      #6
                      when life gives you lemons, listen to some straight edge hardcore

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                        • Coup
                          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 9931
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                          when life gives you lemons, listen to some straight edge hardcore
                          Then do drugs and get laid

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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722
                              #8
                              When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it
                              Last edited by beerptrol; 05-17-2011, 05:18 AM.

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                                • cooldude7
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 4306
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by beerptrol
                                  When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it
                                  damn this is some lengthy procedure.,

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                                    • Antonio
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 14136
                                      #10
                                      if life gives you lemons,









                                      .








                                      then








                                      .









                                      wait for it















                                      .



















                                      make a lemonade?

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                                        • Coup
                                          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 9931
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                          make a lemonade?

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                                            • cherrylula
                                              lol
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 15969
                                              #12
                                              Get a bottle of tequila, some salt, and party on.

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                                                • LAJ
                                                  Gingerific
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 5567
                                                  #13
                                                  if life gives you lemons, drive em back on the lot and demand a refund?
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                                                    • cess
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 2921
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Antonio

                                                      make a lemonade?

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          If Life Gives You Lemons...

                                                          Suck them til your face caves in.












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                                                            • Coup
                                                              🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                              • 9931
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              Suck them til your face caves in.




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                                                                • Houdini
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 1651
                                                                  #17
                                                                  When life gives you Aids, make Lemonades.

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                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 39011
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Has no one suggested having a lemonparty?
                                                                      ️ ️

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                                                                        • Sid70
                                                                          Downshifter
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 16413
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I eat lemons no sugar easily.

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                                                                          Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
                                                                          C# D# G# D#7
                                                                          And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.
                                                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                            • Coup
                                                                              🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                                              • 9931
                                                                              #20
                                                                              iF LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, STUFF THEM UP THE MAYORS EXAUST PIPE.

                                                                              IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, SHIT ON THOSE LEMONS AND SERVE THEM UP TO YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG

                                                                              IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, JUGGLE THEM

                                                                              IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS THROW THEM AT HIPSTER KIDS

                                                                              IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, THROW THEM AT JUGGALOS

                                                                              IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GIVE A HOOKER AIDS

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                                                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                  #21

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                                                                                    • harvey
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 9266
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 38323
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                                                                                          Has no one suggested having a lemonparty?
                                                                                          Originally posted by harvey
                                                                                          You guys are sick!!!





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                                                                                            • Yngwie
                                                                                              I am an Alien from space
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 11118
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by beerptrol
                                                                                              When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it
                                                                                              that's just too much work
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                                                                                                • NALEM
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                                                                  • 3166
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  If life gives you lemons, shove them in your bra and make your boobs look bigger.

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                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                      #26




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                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 32189
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Squeeze those lemons on some soy sauce and eat some veggie kare kare with your soy/lemon sauce. YUMMY!

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                                                                                                            • Agent 488
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                              • 22511
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              If life gives you lemons grease and line either a 2lb loaf tin or 7in deep cake tin. Preheat oven to 160 C.

                                                                                                              Beat together 6oz soft margarine, 6oz caster sugar, 2 eggs, 6oz self raising flour, level teaspoon of baking powder, grated rind of 1 lemon and enough milk to make a fairly soft consistency.

                                                                                                              Put into tin and bake for about 50/60 mins until well risen and springy to touch.

                                                                                                              Mix together 4 level tablespoons caster sugar and 3 tablespoons lemon juice in a pan over very low heat.

                                                                                                              As soon as cake comes out of oven prick top of cake with needle and pour syrup over it. Leave to cool in tin for 10 minutes then transfer to rack to finish cooling

                                                                                                              If you like icing you can also mix lemon juice and sifted icing sugar to make a thin icing and drizzle it in a zigzag pattern over the top of cooled cake.

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                                                                                                                • harvey
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 9266
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                  You guys are sick!!!

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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by harvey

                                                                                                                      sorry for the annoyance

                                                                                                                      here, have a gift!

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