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Turboface 01-24-2003 10:09 AM

I just got my Wisdom tooth pulled.
 
I just got back from the dentists a little while ago. I had my left Wisdom tooth extracted (Upper left, in the back).

:Oh crap

Actually, it wasn't that bad. The doc really numbed me up good. It's been over two hours now and I'm feeling no pain. The whole left side of my face is completely numb. I've become a drooling idiot.

:Buck:

The dentist didn't hook me up with anything good, just a few 600mg Ibuprofens.

:disgust

I am so glad I finally got this done. I have been in agonizing pain lately. I haven't been sleeping hardly at all.

Overall, it wasn't as bad of an experience as I thought it was gonna be.

:)

PersianKitty 01-24-2003 10:11 AM

My 18 year old son gets to have all 4 of his done in about 3 weeks. Dentist says it won't be pretty. None of them have broken through yet and they all have deep roots.

Jakke PNG 01-24-2003 10:13 AM

Having your teeth pulled is fucking fun!
I had all 4 of my wisdom's tooth pulled at once a year back. Mm.. good soup.

Jakke PNG 01-24-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
My 18 year old son gets to have all 4 of his done in about 3 weeks. Dentist says it won't be pretty. None of them have broken through yet and they all have deep roots.
He has to be prepared to only consume liquid foods for a few days... McD's milkshakes feel.. oh so good on the sore gums. :)

Slick 01-24-2003 10:14 AM

I had 2 upper wisdom teeth pulled a few months ago and I was scared shitless going in there, but it was a breeze, I didn't feel a thing, even after it was over, I never felt any pain.

SO, if anyone else has to have it done, don't worry, it's a piece of cake :)

Nismo 01-24-2003 11:10 AM

I had 3 of mine extracted the last day of December. Kinda sucked, cause I had to miss some new years parties and couldnt eat solid food for about 3 days.

Few plus's = drugs (750mg of loritab, 25mg of vioxxx) and one receptionist girl that worked there was hot as shit. The surgeons office was called "Oral and Facial" something or other, I would've loved to give the receptionist an oral and facial.

surgery was a piece of cake, no pain, slept through it like a baby. Only thing that sucked was the IV.

Alky 01-24-2003 11:12 AM

i had all 4 done, i actually enjoyed it... lol.. just make sure you ice your cheeks for a few days after its done or your gonna look like a hamster.

MonkeyMan 01-24-2003 11:20 AM

CODINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:thumbsup

nazgul 01-24-2003 11:25 AM

I need to get mine pulled.... do they pull them, or just cut them out

Nismo 01-24-2003 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by nazgul
I need to get mine pulled.... do they pull them, or just cut them out
depends if they've broken through the gums and if they're impacted or not. Mine were impacted, it sucked ass.

FlyingIguana 01-24-2003 11:58 AM

mine impacted and partially broke when they came in. they were pretty painful a couple years ago, but they're fine now.

Amputate Your Head 01-24-2003 12:00 PM

had all four of mine done a long time ago... one at a time. The first one, the guy actually managed to break a pair of pliers trying to get it out. Teeth of steel I guess. Gave me Percocet for every one of mine... I stayed doped for two days.

Scott McD 01-24-2003 12:00 PM

I hate dentist talk :sadcrying

Pipecrew 01-24-2003 12:01 PM

when i was in recovery some girl slapped me really hard in the face and I FELT nothing it was great

pr0 01-24-2003 01:01 PM

i still have nightmares of mine getting taken out.....it will haunt me forever, the ripping & tearing & drilling & blood

stanton 01-24-2003 01:02 PM

my cats breath smells like catfood

FreeNetPass Steve 01-24-2003 01:04 PM

Just IB for pain? That sucks. I was hooked up good when mine were removed.

Amputate Your Head 01-24-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
i still have nightmares of mine getting taken out.....it will haunt me forever, the ripping & tearing & drilling & blood
good times.... :glugglug

BV 01-24-2003 01:14 PM

I feel cheated, I was born without them. :(

AaronM 01-24-2003 01:54 PM

The secret to getting wisdom teeth pulled is this:

Leave town for Internext then wait until the pain is so intense that you are almost in tears even when Drunk, High, and loaded with shitloads of painkillers. THEN...On the last day of Internext...Call your dentist and tell them you will be home tomorrow and want to come in as soon as they are open and have the wisdom tooth pulled.

Sit back and enjoy the flight home as the pressure in your head increases with the altitude. Stay awake and savor the pain until the dentist office is open then go in there and have the sucker yanked.

If you follow my personally proven method then by the time the dentist starts yanking on your tooth, you will be in so much pain that the thought of a rusty pair of pliers and an epileptic assistant will sound soothing.

Once the tooth is gone you will still be in pain but your body will not know it because of the shock you have just put yourself through.

Just for kicks...Get the dentist to prescribe you Vicodin and pop 2 or 3 of those + 800mg's of Ibuprofen.

This method is flawless. Another thing you can do is tell the dentist that you lost your ass in Vegas so that they will feel sorry for you and only charge you half price for the extraction.

Had mine pulled on the 10th. Still have about 10 Vicodin left. :glugglug

GTS Mark 01-24-2003 01:59 PM

I had all mine pulled in one day and I was eating pizza the same day! LOL! No shit!

DH

Brad Mitchell 01-24-2003 02:00 PM

shit! take some pain pills... lots of them! Good luck and don't smoke so you don't get dry socket!

Brad

demented 01-24-2003 02:04 PM

Pain killers aren't the best. They are okay for very short term use and that's all. Pain killers made my life a nightmare actually ( I wont get into it ) and I cringe whenever I hear about them. Just remember to take them as LITTLE as fucking possible. Nomore than a week ever!

Amber C 01-24-2003 02:04 PM

Damn, sounds like shit. I have to go in real soon and have all of mine ripped out. OUCH! I can't barely even think about it without hurting. :helpme

Amputate Your Head 01-24-2003 02:27 PM

whatever you do, just make sure and heed the dentists advice about not smoking afterwards.... or sucking on straws, or cocks or anything else that replicates the sucking action.... or you'll likely get what's called a "dry socket" in the hole that was once your tooth.... and it will be more painful than the tooth ever was.... I shit you not.

Turboface 01-24-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
whatever you do, just make sure and heed the dentists advice about not smoking afterwards.... or sucking on straws, or cocks or anything else that replicates the sucking action.... or you'll likely get what's called a "dry socket" in the hole that was once your tooth.... and it will be more painful than the tooth ever was.... I shit you not.

[Puts out his cigarette]

:(

Amputate Your Head 01-24-2003 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface



[Puts out his cigarette]

:(

couple days you'll be fine and smoking again... :winkwink:

Turboface 01-24-2003 08:48 PM

I'm really regretting the dentist not hookin me up with something better than this Ibuprofen. I knew I should have asked for something else.

:Oh crap

It's starting to really hurt now.

Maybe beer is the answer...

FlyingIguana 01-24-2003 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
I'm really regretting the dentist not hookin me up with something better than this Ibuprofen. I knew I should have asked for something else.

:Oh crap

It's starting to really hurt now.

Maybe beer is the answer...

go to your doctor tomorrow and get something stronger

AaronM 01-24-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


go to your doctor tomorrow and get something stronger

Medicinal Mary Jane....:stoned


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