SPAM.....MARKETING..or..?
 

Marketing

An explanation of Marketing for women - the following analogies will help clear it up:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you
says, "She's fantastic in bed. "That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm
fantastic in bed. "That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast
lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So
you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the
top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam.

"You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So
you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the
top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam."

That is getting your message across!

If you tell her to fuck off and she still has friends coming up to you telling you how good in bed she is and you cant get her to stop then it's spam!

You just go and fuck all of her friends, thats called market penetration

*LOL* :thumbsup that's what I call agresive market control.

You tell him you're great in bed.
He takes you home and fucks you.
Afterwards you call him 20 times a day from different phone numbers and leave messages on his machine because you want to do it again.

That's called Opt-In marketing :winkwink: