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Agent 488 05-07-2011 09:42 PM

Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat
 
"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers said. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."

When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.

http://www.wvgazette.com/mediafiles/...0502192750.jpg

Agent 488 05-07-2011 09:47 PM

Trooper: Man On Bath Salts Leads Authorities On Multi-County Chase

http://www.wcti12.com/news/27815532/detail.html

Police: Man snorted bath salts, said he was on 'a mission from God'

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/p...7304cf275.html

Bath salt drugs found on man in murder-suicide

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...6c4760cdde0287

sponsorpimp 05-07-2011 09:48 PM

One born every day

ottopottomouse 05-07-2011 09:59 PM

Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Jakez 05-07-2011 09:59 PM

Shit, you can get high on anything lol.

Agent 488 05-07-2011 10:03 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone

Several cities and states have passed legislation to specifically list mephedrone as illegal, but in most areas it is legal, so long as it is not sold for human consumption and therefore retailers describe it as 'bath salts'.

shade001 05-07-2011 10:17 PM

So did he fuck the goat or just kill it?

Agent 488 05-07-2011 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18117551)
Trooper: Man On Bath Salts Leads Authorities On Multi-County Chase

http://www.wcti12.com/news/27815532/detail.html

Burbage was tasered on the scene and the ambulance carrying him to the hospital had to pull over because he remained combative, Clifton said.

marcop 05-07-2011 10:20 PM

I've been laughing for at least five minutes. I'm nominating this as the funniest GFY thread this year... so far.

19teenporn 05-07-2011 10:59 PM

Well, that is a sick mofo!

PornMD 05-07-2011 11:16 PM

Looks like a real winner.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-08-2011 12:13 AM

http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/u...1/05/crrep.jpg

I love this reporting: :helpme

Quote:

West Virginia police have arrested a 19-year-old South Charleston, W.Va., man accused of kidnapping, sexually assaulting and slaying a young pygmy goat while wearing nothing but women's undergarments.

"This case is extremely bizarre," said Lt. Sean Crosier, of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Office. "It is unlawful to mistreat an animal in a cruel manner, and I certainly think it is very cruel for a human to have sexual relations of any kind with an animal."

According to police, this is how the story unfolded:

Lisa Powers told investigators that at around 3:15 a.m. Monday, a neighbor called her nephew and said that Bailey -- a female goat she had recently purchased for her 4-year-old grandson -- had been spotted inside her neighbor Mark Thompson's house.

"They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house," Powers told The Charleston Gazette.

Powers' nephew and two friends then went to Thompson's house. When they were unable to locate the goat inside the home, they knocked on his bedroom door.

"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told the Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down ... and there was blood everywhere."

Thompson allegedly ran out of the house and into a nearby wooded area.

When police arrived on the scene, they were startled by the bloody crime scene they found, Crosier said. According to the criminal complaint, Bailey was lying dead in a pool of blood on the floor. The small animal, clad in only a pink collar, had blood oozing from a wound to her neck. A pornographic magazine photo lay nearby.

According to Crosier, Thompson allegedly "performed some sexual acts on the goat and also killed the goat."

While authorities investigated the crime scene, Thompson, who was "half naked, wearing female panties and a bra," came out of the woods and turned himself into police, Crosier added.

Thompson allegedly told police he was high on a dangerous new recreational drug intentionally mislabeled as "bath salts," which reportedly has effects similar to methamphetamine and cocaine.

"The argument of bath salts is just an excuse," Crosier said. "There had to be an underlying desire there somewhere, and maybe the bath salts decreased the inhibitions enough to make it happen, but the bath salts is a cop out."

Thompson has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Additional charges may be forthcoming, pending the results of a necropsy that is being conducted by a local veterinarian.

In the meantime, Crosier said he would like it to be clear that the crime of bestiality occurs everywhere and not just in his state.

"Many people might think that it is common to West Virginia," the lieutenant said, "[But] it is common to every state in the Union."
ADG

Wilsy 05-08-2011 12:37 AM

Ha ha the last part of the report is great. Mephadrone used to be sold here as plant food but it was recently made illegal to sell or own and has been blamed for a few deaths..

Agent 488 05-08-2011 08:13 AM

http://www.legalsalts.com/

John-ACWM 05-08-2011 09:29 AM

It's a big world.

brassmonkey 05-08-2011 09:42 AM

hangover 3 : dude fucked my goat??

uno 05-08-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18117558)
Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Yeah i believe there are currently several designer chemical variants being sold as "bath salts" which are, at least in the states, quasi-legal. Really they should be illegal as they fall under analog laws.

hollywoodskincompany 05-08-2011 02:06 PM

Is he wearing a bikini?

brassmonkey 05-08-2011 02:12 PM

go figure he's from virginia. raped and murdered his ex girlfriend(the goat)

L-Pink 05-08-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18117558)
Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Thanks, almost wasted some gas money.

TangibleAsset 05-08-2011 04:01 PM

Was he high on mephedrone or methalone? They're both sold as bath salts.

tabasco 05-08-2011 05:13 PM

The headline on an Australian news site was a beauty - "Man high on bath salts arrested in bra and panties accused of stabbing goat"... you don't see that everyday.

chronig 05-08-2011 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18118201)

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Dead 05-08-2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18118962)
go figure he's from virginia. raped and murdered his ex girlfriend(the goat)

Coming from an orangutan living in the O's vag.......:1orglaugh
But yea, that story is fucked from the word go! And it was West Virginia.

L-Pink 05-08-2011 11:03 PM

Bump! Bump! Just got back from "Bed Bath and Beyond" Party time!

papill0n 05-08-2011 11:23 PM

looking at those sores i'd say their was plenty of meth involved too

hdkiller 05-09-2011 03:09 AM

Probably a kind of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulant_psychosis

Emil 05-09-2011 03:13 AM

Heh, I like the term "bath salts".

Some of those research chemicals are extremely strong... Me and a friend tried 10 mg of some legal shit a couple of years ago. It keept me wake for 36 hours and I felt great..

Coup 05-09-2011 03:43 AM

Sounds like some good shit. heh

Coup 05-09-2011 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18119724)
looking at those sores i'd say their was plenty of meth involved too

Some of those "Bath salts" are very similar drugs to meth

GatorB 05-09-2011 04:33 AM

Just shoot these assholes in the head and get it over with. Same with the methheads. Total losers won't do anything good for society but be a burden. Not cure for these fucktards. Do them and everyone a favor, bullet to the brain.

Spudstr 05-09-2011 07:21 AM

They actually made bath salts illegal here in va. you can't buy them anywhere

Agent 488 05-09-2011 09:10 AM

signing up.

Agent 488 05-09-2011 03:09 PM

Man high on bath salts attacks elderly woman

http://www.whptv.com/news/local/stor...LukCSY8Ww.cspx

Man high on bath salts fires gun out bedroom window

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...,1214280.story

http://www.whptv.com/media/lib/8/b/f...83fb/Story.jpg

uno 05-09-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18119944)
Heh, I like the term "bath salts".

Some of those research chemicals are extremely strong... Me and a friend tried 10 mg of some legal shit a couple of years ago. It keept me wake for 36 hours and I felt great..

only 10mg? sounds like 5meo amt. :2 cents:

MaDalton 05-09-2011 03:13 PM

what is wrong with people...

CyberHustler 05-09-2011 03:17 PM

:thumbsup

brassmonkey 05-09-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18121457)

i have to try this stuff :1orglaugh

thickcash_amo 05-09-2011 03:48 PM

Hahaha what the hell is the lure with goats?!? The front page of a local news paper (the tbt) had the headlines ‘BAAA’ REALLY DOES MEAN ‘NO’ IN FLORIDA with a picture of a goat!

Gimped 05-09-2011 03:57 PM

Unbelievable how stupid some people are lol, let's sniff some bath salts and see what happends... lol right, id like to meet the bright crayon out of the box that thought of that one.

L-Pink 05-09-2011 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 18121543)
Hahaha what the hell is the lure with goats?!? The front page of a local news paper (the tbt) had the headlines ‘BAAA’ REALLY DOES MEAN ‘NO’ IN FLORIDA with a picture of a goat!

The key word there is "Florida" ........ You gotta live here to understand.


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Agent 488 05-10-2011 09:28 PM

Man charged with firing gun while high on bath salts

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...0,357674.story

A 25-year-old Bethlehem man told police he was high on bath salts and thought people were spying on him having sex with his girlfriend when he fired a gun out his bedroom window last weekend near Lehigh University, according to court documents.

Agent 488 05-10-2011 11:23 PM

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