Don't have a stroke, but ...
 

These things can give you a stroke: coffee, sex, blowing your nose, being startled, vigorous exercise, straining to defecate, drinking cola, being angry. So don't do any of them. Stop now!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022

shit! I'm gonna have stroke!

I would add "reading bullshit" to that list.

Talking about strokes!! :1orglaugh

I hope no have stroke while blow my nose.