What are u doing for cinco de mayo tomorrow?
 

Just bought some Corona. I'll just be chillin' by the pool sipping a cold one and smoking a nice hand rolled Dominican.

I am gonna prob have crazy sex

Staying indoors and hoping none of the Hispanics outside in the streets busts a window with a tequila bottle. I hate that shit.

I'll prob go out for some French food to celebrate.

nothing.

nothing this isn't fucking mexico anymore hahaha!!

Nothing but then again there are no Mexicans in a 5000 km radius :D

Corona sounds good. Might as well go for some Mexican food too. I'm gonna have a motherfucking fiesta!

I be swilling and smoking