Top 10 Sings Your Watching a bad Porno
 

10. The title, "Debbie Does Abstinence," was your first clue,


9. "Oh, that's my neighbor, Bea Arthur. She just comes over
to use the shower sometimes."

8. "Okay, Ms. Lewinsky -- arch your back a little and moan."


7. You find yourself fantasizing -- about getting your work
done at the office.

6. After 5 minutes, your husband stops drooling on his NASCAR
T-shirt and says, "What's on PBS?"

5. Since when is Elian a twenty-something gardner and
Janet Reno a buxom redhead?

4. "Co-starring Rosie O'Donnell!"

3. Way too much gratuitous plot development.

2. You hear Pee Wee Herman snoring in the seat behind you.



and # 1.


1.Music by Burt Bacharach

lol

Did you make that up or find it somewhere?